A few weeks ago I had a lump just below my asshole that was litterally the size of my pinky. It was bothering me for a few days so I told my parents about it they checked it out and said they'd try to get me to the doctors. Well I was shitting and when I went to wipe there was more blood on the tp than in the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan. Still don't know what it was but it feels 100% better so lets hope it wasn't serious.