Bmxing Rule #1!
No Friends Of Yours MUST Be A Skater, If So Convince Them That They Would Look Way Better On A Bike

Bmxing Rule #2!
If There Is A Skater One The Park And They Crash, Laugh Hard Out And Make Sure They Feel Bumbed So They Go Home

Bmxing Rule #3!
If A Skater Talks To You Randomly, Nod Your Head Up And Down So It Looks Like Your Listening To Your I-pod

Bmxing Rule #4!
If You Crash Into A Skater, DO NOT! I Repeat Do Not Say Sorry Look At Them And Say "Get Some Fucking Brakes For You Peice Of Plank!"

Bmxing Rule #5!
Do Not Ever Turn Into A Skater! Even If You Are The Worse Of All Bmxers Do Not Ever!!!! Turn Into A Skater!