both go really fast down hills and usually steer around each other.............usually. Yes martz got hit by a car wednsday coming back from the jumps the dude scimmed stens tire and freakin mackd martz luckily his helmet was on and absorbed most of the impact from his nose dive to the middle of the road. bike is pretty dicked but could be worse, he is luckily alright little shookin up up o.k his plastic pedals went thru the dude bumper imagine if they werent plastic. anyway big jam at weis jumps friday(tomorrow) shits goin down everything is close to be hittable 4's is still shatty but eights is coming along and forest and cutters have now been linked better and flow so much better. Billy says everything is to mellow but wut does he know haha just kidding i love that kid. sorry to his gf for almost monster trucking her the other day though oh and who ever filld in the rollers be ware of the wrath of billy there will be freaking 4 of them soon

p.s. join the clear pedal gang or be unkewl..........cause im a gangsta gangsta

wow so much to write about its been a long time since my last blog the jumps behind weis are getiing pretty rad littles and bosters are dialed the cut is rideable and is being riden in cutters 8's and far side are hittable 8's still needs a little work and 4's is shit( billy's fault haha)rain has finally stopd and we slaughterd a cow to the sun gods Big plans and lots of dirt ar being moved at the sinkhole that place will be pimp by the end of summer lots of dirt to move by hand though I dream of backhoes and skid loaders
I tweekd my ankle pretty good yesterday on boosters had a shitty take off and bailed( wrong jump to bail on should have jus nose cased and broke my face so i could still ride really bummed but hey weather is still nice and im not at the hospital so life goes on peace out

I would like to confirm that the rumors were true for about a week. sten got a dirt bike and was gonna sell his bike to pay for it but his parents later decided to give it to him as a graduation gift.Any way we got some rain this weekend perhaps to much rain. going to dig today and fix what water may have messed up. hopefully weis jumps will be done soon. still alot of work on 4's and 8's but thats billy's territory haha finals are next week so shit should be getting deep real soon


P.S

oh yea and joe wrecked on the thomas building ledge wish I would have been there to see it but i skipped class that day. got a nice scratch but some chick babyd him so i guess it evens out

alright tits been a while since my last blog but we've been so busy the state college trails behind weis are shaping up really nicely forest is sick as hell and is in good shape to be linked to cutters. billy has the first two jumps on o nd 4s completed and look amazing. boosters and littles still running strong billy and alex are working on adding huge hip on the end of boosters cant wait till its hitable.
martz finally got a bike not a 23lbs one but still pretty sweet runs really smooth and joe finally got texting pretty rad riding all day today should be interesting straight up

p.s arthritis will be a problem in the future

wow im behind, a lot has been going on. Sten finally didnt spend a pay check on bike parts and put it in the bank. Martz's x-wife didn't pull through too bad The weather is finally breaking and we are going crazy this is the third day in a row that i am going to be riding. weis jumps are really coming together. littles boosters are good to go forest is 2/3 done first part def hitable along with last part if you bypass the middle part and hit the double burm into it instead. billy and another kid not sure what his name is began the first part on run 4. have big plans to get everything running again for the first time in a while . watched billy bust his wombolts on boosters monday shatty way to end an evening. but hey can you say warranty. anyway more to come later as the weather is getting nicer shit is getting deep.

P.S. I predict that our girlfriends are going to get mad very soon considering we have been riding so much. Oh and sux to be garret knee surgery sux doesn't it.

official weights are in:
Me- 24.7 lbs(no brakes)
joe- 25.2 lbs(no brakes)
sten-25.4 lbs(no brakes)
Garret- ?(needs to get his liscense and a car so he can come to state and weigh his bike)
martz-23.5 lbs(brakes)(maybe if his wife pulls thru i say wife because if she buys him that bike he better freaking marry her)


p.s.billy put brakes back on.............traitor

we decided to camp at the sinkhole this weekend. group included garret joe sten allen martzy dale me amanda charlie and appearances were made by jerra abby and ryan. we called phil but he didnt ans...... oh wait no one called phil nevermind.we had a good time but froze our buts off. did a lot of work jumps are really coming together. took a trip up too weis jumps picked up some trash. still a lot of work to do there too although littles is clean as a whistle. central pennsylvania is getting to be the place to be about damn time. thanx to all those making it possible

p.s.
martz is a two beer queer and dale says sten is a worthless piece of shit

I finally got big bars sunday triumph bars toothpaste they look and feel amazing thanks sten. However I am so trendy now big bars no brakes very original. haha

Joe garret sten todd and I made a trip to the sink hole today oh and phil showed stuck some weenersin his mouth and swept a trail or two suprise.the trails are really starting to come together me and joe even hit a couple. still to sticky to hit a set but we were just happy to hit dirt. everything is getting bigger and sweeter. still needs a lot of work but its still early me and joe luv to dig so should be gettin there soon. sten spent yet another pay check on bike parts. I got a huge front tire and couldn't even ride my bike through the dirt cause the dirt caked on my tire wouldn't fit through the millimeter of clearance i have btw my forks and my tire. fun fun got really muddy trying threes over jumps that were way to soft to be doing them. amanda and heather made an appearance. i wish my girlfriend loved to dig as much as me. ...............bout the extent of the weekend joe dug sunday to but i had to much real life stuff to do............oh and joe claims to have a big unit

so i've been cursed with denting stuff lately it seems to be the new fad. I Dented the bottom of my frame on a sprocket stall gone bad. then yesterday after digging all week me joe and sten went to ride taking a break from digging and trying to hit our mushy dirt jumps.(we couldn't wait they look so pritty) which we managed to land a couple. it was pimp but anyway. I was riding a huge fakie behind rec hall and joe yells watch out so I instinctly swing back around because i thought someone was behind me. I woulde have been fine if someone wouldn't have placed a ceramic planter in the middle of the sidewalk. so I swung around pretty hard and tanked my forks off the side of the planter and ate crap denting my forks. although some really hot chick asked if I was alright and I said my pants were a little tight so she loosened them.... not really but I will pull that some day

Friday
Well the weekend started out well Joe changed the oil and air filter in the van without breaking anything. We managed to ride a few spots in pleasant gap before it rained. The kooky-eyed janitor at the school didn't want bikes on the black top. Some guy at the church was "concerned for our safety" and warned us of wave of traffic that was going to be coming. How nice of him.
After getting kicked out of the church we went to the uni mart and we managed to get a couple 180's over this large oil spot before a cop car pulled in beside quel’s sweet Subaru and us. We got lucky again and officer dienekker? Complimented us on our nice bikes and proceeded to tell us that he is friends with Chad kagy and takes his boy to Woodward. (Wish my parents took me to Woodward) unfortunately he wasn't there to get some donuts and had been called there to kick us out. We offered to let him beat in Joes frame with a billy club out front to make it look good but he settled with an implied don't be here to much longer.
So we went back to garrets and hung out while the rain got harder. Phil shows up the last on there as usual. We wait for garrets awesome mom to get home with some food that she graciously got for us and headed to stens house to spend the night. Allen showed up with his sweet ace of spades which needed some work so Joe tuned it a bit and we went back inside. After devouring a couple pizzas we threw in a colony video to get our minds turning. At some point Phil left and we told him to be ready at 7 even though we didn't plan on leaving till 8 then stens dad told us to shut the hell up cause we were to loud so we finished the video without sound. We eventually fell asleep but not till everyone had a boner.
Saturday
Woke up at 7:00 or so pretty sure everyone still had a boner except Joe who visited the bathroom that night. Loaded up the stuff and we were finally on our way. But wait we still have to pick up Phil. get there around 7:50(we told Phil 7:00) and Phil still isn't ready so we wait. Finally we are on our way 6 bikes and 6 guys in one minivan. haha Phil riding skis of course. Stop to get gas and get ripped off by the high school drop out working at the counter damn pay first pumps. Phil bought like 500 stogies. Arrive in Whitehall pa at 11 after a pretty eventless ride. Besides Phil being the worst back seat driver ever. A couple fat jokes and passing a car whose wheel was definitely not were it was supposed to be. Anyway we follow the skate penn signs behind this abandoned dairy factory (shady shit) and after some avail manage to navigate thought the biggest potholes ever and pull into the parking lot.
We finally get inside. The park is a little crammed and had a lot of skaters but we worked our way in. nothing major happened till Joe garret and sten began launching this step up and trying crazy shit up it. Some little skate boarder who became later known as Jake showed up and took stens bike and did better than him. The kid could ride anything with wheels. Some other kids showed up and jumped in our run. They were kind of jerks but pulled a couple tricks. The one kid had a 40lb bike that squeaked like crazy and the other kids bars were practically sitting in his lap. Hey whatever works for you but the squeaking was really annoying. First session was pretty eventless with some good solid riding. A couple flat tires. Joe tore his brand new shadow shirt at the very end of the first session I launched the box and while 8 foot out
I looked down to find a kid walking up the landing luckily he was fast and I was high enough I pretty much cleared him. First session ended at 4 and we decided to hit up a near by street spot with some locals that we meet inside. Pretty fun spot with a long landing which everyone tried to manual a sweet curved board thing that you jump into and launch out of and a makeshift wall ride which I failed to fakie wall ride. One of the local kids one footed nose manueled really far and sten got jealous the kids only 14 and pretty good.
Second session we went pretty crazy. Joe landed the 360 over that step up and sten and garret managed to 180 it. sten bought a sweet seat chance that sten spent more money. Oh and even more out of the ordinary Phil didn’t like it. And those local kids were willing to trade anything for stens back rim. Sten grinded the whole wall over the box. Allen biffed it a lot doing this one ledge. Joe attempting to throw more big 3’s up the step up tanked his back rim of the edge of the landing and blew like 5 spokes out and rode my shatty extra the rest of the day. Garret and I were the only ones to hit the spine and we didn’t finish our game of bike but pretty sure I won cause I had no letters haha bitches. The day ended with most of us sore as hell a lot of broken bikes and very little faith in the bike company eastern. Allen’s bike is a piece. Phil finds that his pedal is half way out and that he has striped his crank and pedals. He of course blames it on shadow and not himself. Even if it was that’s what he gets for buying shadow stuff. Anyway we decided to stop at dominos to order pizza and than went on to the Ramada inn. I felt pretty gay going in with just Joe and asking for a room but hey.
After getting in the room everyone eat so fast that we only averaged about 4 slices before we wanted to puke. We watched the props mega tour and wished we could do most of it. Alana’s gay boyfriend makes another appearance and rubs it in our face that he’s freaking good with a huge gap to hand rail. Everyone ventured to take on the shower from hell, which spit steaming water out when you were least expecting it. We ended the night by passing out but not until everyone got a boner again.
Sunday( at some point allen and garret watch joe dream about riding his bike and I wake up to allen and garret because joe pulld the old reach around during one of his dreams and I woke up to call him a fag)

We woke up at 9:27 and remembered that our sweet as vanilla complimentary breakfast ended at 9:30 I hurry to the toilet only to find that someone left a mound of toilet paper in the toilet and looked very clogged. Phil soon admits to the mess and garret says he contributed. With that out of the way we ran down and barely got there in time. We eventually get back to our room, had to ask for another key cause no one remembered to grab one. We lie around and moan till 11 and leave for the park once again. After unloading and everyone gets their bikes up and running we start to head in. Phil decides that he is hurt too much and says he isn’t riding. But instead of coming in and videotaping or something he stays in the van. He goes and rides. A little sketchy most of the day as most of us couldn’t walk or grip our bars. But we managed to do some good stuff and shoot some cool video. Mean while Phil is sleeping in the van eating and drinking all of our shit. One double and we meet some other kids who are pretty good the one does a huge back flip pegged this big wall. Pretty sweet. We call Phil to make sure he’s not killing the battery and he says to shut up. Jake ripped up our bikes again while I attempted to ride the bowl on his board. It was really sweet wish we could have taken bikes in it. Joe airs out of a big quarter and for some reason eats shit hard right on his knees without pads but recovers. Garret over shoots the long grind over the big box and falls over the other side. He some how managed to get untangled form his bike and escape sure death. We probably shouldn’t have been riding that tired but we made it till the end of the session and slumped out of the park sad to leave and sore as hell. Everyone is really pissed at Phil cause he stayed in the van for four hours straight. And drank all my mountain dew. But we manage to get all the bikes back in, which was harder because everyone put pegs on for the last day. But we do it and are ready to go. Joe turns the key and the engine doesn’t turn over. Our battery is dead and guesses who was in the van the whole time. Luckily for us the owner of the park hadn’t left yet and gave us a jump. Even more lucky was Phil that he wasn’t calling his mom to get a ride from Allentown. Phil and me get in a fight over money and we head to wackarnolds to get a bite before we leave. We order faggot Phil threatens to punch me and I tell him I would hip toss him over the counter before he could and he shut up. The ride home took forever even though we were going 80 the whole time. We all managed to hold our breath through the tunnel under the mountain, which seemed easy to me but everyone else was excited to do it. Eventually the micky d’s catches up with me and garret and we have to make an emergency pit stop and fast. We were out before the van stopped and shitting before the others got out. Phil hobbles across the parking lot like an old fart with a broken hip and we all make fun of his bullshit. Grow some nuts and quit being a bitch Phil your knee is fine. We eventually get back to stens around 8 and part our ways with a bittersweet excitement. untill next time the best way to prvent teen prgnancy is still anal sex.