The second most truthful thing written - EVER
-Your bike is worth more than your car (if you even have one)
-all your pants have little holes on side bottom
-you get Dans Comp mags in the mail and read it religously
-even though you say dans comp is gay, you have bought more than just a few parts from there
-others see dirt piles, you see dirtjumps
- the phrase "sick 3 over the bowl to bowl transfer especially with that sketch tranny" has meaning to you
-you swirve around skaters, grommets and frootbooters at skateparks like they are traffic cones
-you say you hate BMX and are quitting, yet you go ride the next day
-many times you have fallen on your Ipod or Cell phone and broken them
-the only other people that pay attention architecture more than you are architects
-you have permenant caluses on you hands
-you have lost feeling in your shins
-your seat has lowered your sperm count
-you throw your bike when you are angry like a wifebeater beats his wife
-you videotape your encounters with the cops and put it in BMX videos
-you have fit more bikes in your trunk than people in a bus
-your socks have been white for one day, the day you bought them
-you say you ride little kid bikes for fun
-you have met the same group of kids at the skatepark many times and still dont know their names
-you think S&M has nothing to do with whips and chains
-you have grabbed one of your friends rear tire just as they start to pedal and watched them flip over their bars and laughed about it
-you sleep in till 3pm and ride until 2 am
-you have gotten up at 5am to go to a skatepark
-you can stop skateboards flying toward your spokes better than a Jedi can deflect lasers
-you like to mess with hobos
-"snake bites" have nothing to do with snakes
-building jumps is an art, and only one person has the honor of shaping the lip
- trails arent just little paths
-you and all your riding buddies mess with that one cocky kid with girl pants and long hair that thinks he is so cool
- you have gotten several destruction of property tickets
-when all you think about is BMX, chicks, and BMX