our christmas party went off. have you ever seen a bacon wrapped turkey before? ding-a-dang. the woman of my dreams knocked my beer out of my hand than gave me a deep tounge kiss, right in front of her boyfriend! she was messing with my head all night. she will be mine. all the snow is melting, which is pretty sweet, seeing how snow is gay. i just had my oldest freind from p.g. stay with me over the weekend, it was awesome getting to catch up and tell old stories and that shit. DP!