My number one thing would have to be when your doing some thing to fakie(bank,quarter etc)and get suck on that one part and just fly onto your ass -_-
Or when your shoelace wraps around your crank/sprocket
ORR when your bike makes a horrible noise and you're scared to ride it...
I ride a: Cult
why do I ride?:peer pressure
Dry sounding chain that creaks
Shit Talkers, BB Noises, When Your Chain Won't Stay Tight, and People Who Throw Their Bikes.
being a pussy
Slipping pedals, Snapping chains and people who brag about tricks that they can't do
I know a lot of people say this, but its so distracting at the skate park when little kids riding a scooter keep asking you stupid ass questions when your trying to do something, eg casually riding, about to do a trick and then all of a sudden some little kid asks CAN YOU FRONT FLIP OR A BACK FLIP!!, WHAT TRICKS DO YOU DO. that is what annoys me the most, and also when you're riding along the footpath and then a random car honks at you and scares the fuck out of ya haha.
brosken spokes, chrome flaking, fat bitches, loose seat, loose chain, skipping hubs, broken bearings
pedals/cranks becoming loose
having to dirt jump by yourself
people who get in everybodys way at the skatepark
doing something amazing then your friend says "i forgot to hit record'
snapping a chain and destroying your knee on the stem
kids with all 4 pegs on that cant even bunnyhop a curb yet
kids with really nice bikes who cant to do any thing
people who argue
people who bitch about how shity there bike is
The fact that my brakes drag because my wheel is so bent
My creaking chain because my sprocket is bent and has tight spots
That little play in your headset(I'll just quit riding and fix it when this happens)
Stabbing myself in the back of my legs with the seat during turndowns, flaties, and tables.