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3/17/2014 6:44 PM

this isnt bmx related but i figured nobody would mind. finish the sentence then add your own sentence for someone to finish.



ill start. I like to:

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3/17/2014 6:48 PM

DeviantBMX123 wrote: this isnt bmx related but i figured nobody would mind. finish the sentence then add your own sentence for someone to finish.



ill start. I like to:

Dress up like Shirley temple and smack my self with a hockey stick





Last night i...

THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT SKOOTERY
Murica bike check
REFS four, tomdon, bmx1995, jared42069, obiwan chromoly, hate breeder, nshs2010, asilva23, rascio,
Alfred NYC, Kymike, chuck8273(kind of), tc86, Ugot2dewitt, LLURider, dprc, ecuadevil, scramhype, Mario.villegas90, dirtstars22
text me323.245.2827

3/17/2014 6:52 PM

handlebar-to-face wrote: Dress up like Shirley temple and smack my self with a hockey stick





Last night i...

Took a dump on Christina Aguilara's chest




Sometimes when I'm bored, I...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
"Life's a pizza. Eat it."
-Gary Ginch
"omg u own a truck and drive boots let me fuck you"
-xxOhioanxx
Refs: Mobking, four, tomdon, Sickdude, xxOhioanxx onetrykid Krisner BMX
#cantbancollin
#savefastplants
#hungandsexless
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

3/17/2014 6:54 PM

handlebar-to-face wrote: Dress up like Shirley temple and smack my self with a hockey stick





Last night i...

got naked and found the key to an airplane, it took me to a mountain somewhere in the European. Little did I know that upon landing I would have to battle 14 ninjas, keep in mind I am naked. So I flailed my meat rod around & killed them all & made my way into the cave on the mountain where I found a gift card to RadioShack for $25






Sometimes, I use my microwave to..

3/17/2014 6:59 PM

sundaybmxRR wrote: got naked and found the key to an airplane, it took me to a mountain somewhere in the European. Little did I know that upon landing I would have to battle 14 ninjas, keep in mind I am naked. So I flailed my meat rod around & killed them all & made my way into the cave on the mountain where I found a gift card to RadioShack for $25






Sometimes, I use my microwave to..

microwave hamsters and eat them.... naked.


This turned out better than i expected.



I will always...

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3/17/2014 7:10 PM

DeviantBMX123 wrote: microwave hamsters and eat them.... naked.


This turned out better than i expected.



I will always...

Hate OSS.


This weekend collin will...

Check out my skavenger EL BLAAAAAAAAANCO LOCO!

Subscribe to my youtube channel here

Why do drugs when you can ride BMX?


3/17/2014 7:50 PM

blaaaaaaaaa wrote: Hate OSS.


This weekend collin will...

T bag a half retarded gorilla.



sometimes i use pancakes...

THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT SKOOTERY
Murica bike check
REFS four, tomdon, bmx1995, jared42069, obiwan chromoly, hate breeder, nshs2010, asilva23, rascio,
Alfred NYC, Kymike, chuck8273(kind of), tc86, Ugot2dewitt, LLURider, dprc, ecuadevil, scramhype, Mario.villegas90, dirtstars22
text me323.245.2827

3/17/2014 7:55 PM

handlebar-to-face wrote: T bag a half retarded gorilla.



sometimes i use pancakes...

as pocket pussies with syrup.


One thing you should never do in jail is.....

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3/17/2014 8:18 PM

blaaaaaaaaa wrote: Hate OSS.


This weekend collin will...

handlebar-to-face wrote: T bag a half retarded gorilla.



sometimes i use pancakes...

DeviantBMX123 wrote: as pocket pussies with syrup.


One thing you should never do in jail is.....

Eat the pepper steak.


If tonight was my last day on Earth, I would...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
"Life's a pizza. Eat it."
-Gary Ginch
"omg u own a truck and drive boots let me fuck you"
-xxOhioanxx
Refs: Mobking, four, tomdon, Sickdude, xxOhioanxx onetrykid Krisner BMX
#cantbancollin
#savefastplants
#hungandsexless
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

3/17/2014 9:08 PM

Collin_McClenahan wrote: Eat the pepper steak.


If tonight was my last day on Earth, I would...

Masterbate to an aluminum can filled with mayonaise.


When I go out with chicks....

"When I get a new bike I'm taking a shitload of pre-workout suppliments and going fucking crazy the first day and flip - whip off a roof !"

Check out my STOLEN whip here

3/17/2014 9:18 PM

Brayden_Buckingham wrote: Masterbate to an aluminum can filled with mayonaise.


When I go out with chicks....

I check out other chicks so she gets jealous and acts extra slutty with me








When im bored i...

THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT SKOOTERY
Murica bike check
REFS four, tomdon, bmx1995, jared42069, obiwan chromoly, hate breeder, nshs2010, asilva23, rascio,
Alfred NYC, Kymike, chuck8273(kind of), tc86, Ugot2dewitt, LLURider, dprc, ecuadevil, scramhype, Mario.villegas90, dirtstars22
text me323.245.2827

3/17/2014 9:50 PM

handlebar-to-face wrote: I check out other chicks so she gets jealous and acts extra slutty with me








When im bored i...

make airplanes out of candy corn, the tears of small children in Norway, & a full scale model of The Iron Giant, made entirely out of cheese. The process to create the plane out of these things involves witchcraft and/or wizardry though so unless you don't have that, you're shit out of luck.


The letter Q on my keyboard looks like..

3/17/2014 10:12 PM

Brayden_Buckingham wrote: Masterbate to an aluminum can filled with mayonaise.


When I go out with chicks....

handlebar-to-face wrote: I check out other chicks so she gets jealous and acts extra slutty with me








When im bored i...

sundaybmxRR wrote: make airplanes out of candy corn, the tears of small children in Norway, & a full scale model of The Iron Giant, made entirely out of cheese. The process to create the plane out of these things involves witchcraft and/or wizardry though so unless you don't have that, you're shit out of luck.


The letter Q on my keyboard looks like..

a

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3/17/2014 10:29 PM
Edited Date/Time: 3/17/2014 10:32 PM

handlebar-to-face wrote: I check out other chicks so she gets jealous and acts extra slutty with me








When im bored i...

sundaybmxRR wrote: make airplanes out of candy corn, the tears of small children in Norway, & a full scale model of The Iron Giant, made entirely out of cheese. The process to create the plane out of these things involves witchcraft and/or wizardry though so unless you don't have that, you're shit out of luck.


The letter Q on my keyboard looks like..

Mikel8149 wrote: a

Butthole


When im riding alone i...

THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT SKOOTERY
Murica bike check
REFS four, tomdon, bmx1995, jared42069, obiwan chromoly, hate breeder, nshs2010, asilva23, rascio,
Alfred NYC, Kymike, chuck8273(kind of), tc86, Ugot2dewitt, LLURider, dprc, ecuadevil, scramhype, Mario.villegas90, dirtstars22
text me323.245.2827

3/17/2014 11:42 PM

sundaybmxRR wrote: make airplanes out of candy corn, the tears of small children in Norway, & a full scale model of The Iron Giant, made entirely out of cheese. The process to create the plane out of these things involves witchcraft and/or wizardry though so unless you don't have that, you're shit out of luck.


The letter Q on my keyboard looks like..

Mikel8149 wrote: a

handlebar-to-face wrote: Butthole


When im riding alone i...

Jack off to mexican food

You were so drunk you....

3/18/2014 6:54 AM

biggybuggy wrote: Jack off to mexican food

You were so drunk you....

Shit out liquid lunch for Ethiopians.

I was at a Victoria's Secret modeling party when I...

HardBMX_Tim wrote: I welded a peg to my pedal so I could do pedal grinds. I would rather wear a teletubbies speedo than a shirt with the word "Bitches" on it, or even worse, "Swag".

3/18/2014 7:15 AM

handlebar-to-face wrote: Butthole


When im riding alone i...

biggybuggy wrote: Jack off to mexican food

You were so drunk you....

boston wrote: Shit out liquid lunch for Ethiopians.

I was at a Victoria's Secret modeling party when I...

Got kicked out for wearing a thong that was 4 sizes to small


Right now crazyclark is

Honestly? Who gives a shit. Its the fucking internet. I hate all of you equally.
-HardBMX_Tim

3/18/2014 8:38 AM

bmxfromma wrote: Got kicked out for wearing a thong that was 4 sizes to small


Right now crazyclark is

At an AIDS clinic.

The sasquatch is...

Check out my skavenger EL BLAAAAAAAAANCO LOCO!

Subscribe to my youtube channel here

Why do drugs when you can ride BMX?


3/18/2014 9:08 AM

blaaaaaaaaa wrote: At an AIDS clinic.

The sasquatch is...

Under mikel8149s bed getting ready to rape him for not starting a nee sentence



When my parents try to take my stuff i...

THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT SKOOTERY
Murica bike check
REFS four, tomdon, bmx1995, jared42069, obiwan chromoly, hate breeder, nshs2010, asilva23, rascio,
Alfred NYC, Kymike, chuck8273(kind of), tc86, Ugot2dewitt, LLURider, dprc, ecuadevil, scramhype, Mario.villegas90, dirtstars22
text me323.245.2827

3/18/2014 9:12 AM

handlebar-to-face wrote: Under mikel8149s bed getting ready to rape him for not starting a nee sentence



When my parents try to take my stuff i...

Dick slap their faces.


Winter is

Check out my skavenger EL BLAAAAAAAAANCO LOCO!

Subscribe to my youtube channel here

Why do drugs when you can ride BMX?


3/18/2014 10:51 AM
Edited Date/Time: 3/18/2014 10:51 AM

blaaaaaaaaa wrote: Dick slap their faces.


Winter is

The time of year where I jizz in the snow and sell the snow cones to orphans for a quick buck


One time in West Virginia I...

Honestly? Who gives a shit. Its the fucking internet. I hate all of you equally.
-HardBMX_Tim

3/18/2014 1:57 PM

bmxfromma wrote: The time of year where I jizz in the snow and sell the snow cones to orphans for a quick buck


One time in West Virginia I...

found a wild horse with a mahussive dick, so i decided to get intimate with it but then it batted me away and broke my fucking jaw

My plane crashed in the UK and I....



3/18/2014 2:05 PM
Edited Date/Time: 3/18/2014 2:06 PM

Zach P-D wrote: found a wild horse with a mahussive dick, so i decided to get intimate with it but then it batted me away and broke my fucking jaw

My plane crashed in the UK and I....

went to zach PD's house and stole his bike and sold it for $1 to a crack head.



Hey jack, HEY..

Check out my youtube channel!! http://www.youtube.com/user/mikel8149

3/18/2014 2:21 PM

Mikel8149 wrote: went to zach PD's house and stole his bike and sold it for $1 to a crack head.



Hey jack, HEY..

can I have my bike back that mikel sold you?

Meanwhile, in 'Murrica'...



3/18/2014 4:09 PM

Zach P-D wrote: found a wild horse with a mahussive dick, so i decided to get intimate with it but then it batted me away and broke my fucking jaw

My plane crashed in the UK and I....

Mikel8149 wrote: went to zach PD's house and stole his bike and sold it for $1 to a crack head.



Hey jack, HEY..

Zach P-D wrote: can I have my bike back that mikel sold you?

Meanwhile, in 'Murrica'...

im smoking crack on the statue of liberty while eating pizza banging a chick doggy style with the box on her back and a bottle of booze in my hand



those sneaky Italians...

skooter... dont be a pussy

skooter: "WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME VODKA!?"
sketchytravis: "... because i like being drunk, and if i give you my vodka im not drunk as much"
Chuck8273: "Logical. I like this logic. "

3/18/2014 4:10 PM

Zach P-D wrote: found a wild horse with a mahussive dick, so i decided to get intimate with it but then it batted me away and broke my fucking jaw

My plane crashed in the UK and I....

Mikel8149 wrote: went to zach PD's house and stole his bike and sold it for $1 to a crack head.



Hey jack, HEY..

Zach P-D wrote: can I have my bike back that mikel sold you?

Meanwhile, in 'Murrica'...

I pooped.
I like this thread.

Sickdude is to bmx as four is to...

Check out my skavenger EL BLAAAAAAAAANCO LOCO!

Subscribe to my youtube channel here

Why do drugs when you can ride BMX?


3/18/2014 4:27 PM

blaaaaaaaaa wrote: I pooped.
I like this thread.

Sickdude is to bmx as four is to...

Secret


Dude, where is my car?..

Check out my youtube channel!! http://www.youtube.com/user/mikel8149

3/18/2014 4:42 PM

Mikel8149 wrote: Secret


Dude, where is my car?..

Oh shit, forgot I left it in Mike Tyson's tiger cage.

Who took my...

HardBMX_Tim wrote: I welded a peg to my pedal so I could do pedal grinds. I would rather wear a teletubbies speedo than a shirt with the word "Bitches" on it, or even worse, "Swag".

3/18/2014 5:31 PM

blaaaaaaaaa wrote: I pooped.
I like this thread.

Sickdude is to bmx as four is to...

Mikel8149 wrote: Secret


Dude, where is my car?..

boston wrote: Oh shit, forgot I left it in Mike Tyson's tiger cage.

Who took my...

Aborted fetus and afterbirth sandwich?

Condoms are...

Honestly? Who gives a shit. Its the fucking internet. I hate all of you equally.
-HardBMX_Tim

3/18/2014 6:27 PM

bmxfromma wrote: Aborted fetus and afterbirth sandwich?

Condoms are...

A great way to cut off the circulation to my dick!

Look out! It's....

HardBMX_Tim wrote: I welded a peg to my pedal so I could do pedal grinds. I would rather wear a teletubbies speedo than a shirt with the word "Bitches" on it, or even worse, "Swag".

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