thought it would be funny to hear what bad advice you guys have been given about anything bmx
For me it would probably be when the guy at my LBS told me i needed half link chain to ride freestyle because a full link chain wouldn't allow me to accelerate fast enough and would be too heavy.
THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT SKOOTERY
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Alfred NYC, Kymike, chuck8273(kind of), tc86, Ugot2dewitt, LLURider, dprc, ecuadevil, scramhype, Mario.villegas90, dirtstars22
"Dude quit scootering and get a bike"
"Buy those grips. they make barspins easy."
"Riding four piece bars is like getting a BJ from an ugly girl, Close your eyes and it feels the same."
"Buy a frame made by S&M, it'll be perfect."
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"Pro bikes have small sprockets and walmart bikes have big sprockets. If it has a small sprocket, get it." Or skateboarding, "If the deck is con-caved, it's a pro board, even though it says mongoose on it."
Not really advise, but those are things I've heard.
You know what my bike's name is? Bike.
That Emily chick does some damn good shovel work you should get her out at the trails-eskimojay
"Are there any downsides to your career?" "Yup-downside icepicks, but I've never been able to do downside double pegs."-Tony Hamlin
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"Why don't you get a road bike?"
I've sold stuff to Ecuadevil, LLURider, and Mario.villegas90 with no complaints.
I took a rim to shop to get trued and they told me "this rim will never be strait again. That's what you get for buying double wall rims, they suck. You need to get some alex triple walls. They are the new standard. " this was only last year, the shop ruined my rim too.
"Put sand in your hub, it makes it louder" -VitalBMX users
Life behind bars.
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You should butY this complete monty front wheels rather than lacing that shitty hub (odyssey vandero v2) to your rim.
"dude, get some plastic pedals. nobody runs alloys any more"
You're never too old to have fun.
One time I saw a photo of this kid I didn't like feeble stalling a ledge that doesn't slide at all & I told him it's really fun to haul ass at it and smith grind. Haha idk if he ever tried it though.
"WD40 yur headsets iz makes it spurn faster"
"When I get a new bike I'm taking a shitload of pre-workout suppliments and going fucking crazy the first day and flip - whip off a roof !"
Check out my STOLEN whip here
"Dude, just duct tape your foot to your pedal and then you can't take your foot off anymore!"
"Put WD40 on your tires after a long day of riding and they will stay grippy!"
^Those are the dumbest things that I've heard.
One time I kept messing with this one kid trying to tell him that 360s were barspins and barspins were 360s and he said "No dude! You don't know your tricks!" and I said "What do you mean? I eat Tricks for breakfast everyday! I know my Tricks!"