New Apple Laptop with No Keyboard

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Losey

1/6/2009 10:01 AM

The majority of Vital BMX is made on a Mac, so we thought it was pretty important that you see this new laptop. The future is here.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

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Biohazard
1/13/2009 1:21 AM

if this thing is real... fuck future! i want a keyboard =P so i can type an email within 30 sec
jakebmxxx
1/11/2009 11:55 AM

that is a joke if you lisen when he said thay are all reddy making a new one he says it will be lighter because its lack of screan wheel and hard drive.
bmx man631
1/10/2009 7:19 AM

that would take forever towirte a sentace
zion
1/9/2009 8:40 AM

its just a larger ipod noting special at all!
dev
1/8/2009 7:22 PM

me to
cook!3
1/8/2009 3:32 PM

i just bought one !
dltz
1/7/2009 9:11 PM

OHH snap just realized its by The Onion. Its BS. I felt it was unreal how stupid it was.
Dylan
1/7/2009 11:40 AM

The next thing they will make is the laptop shuffle. No screen and just a wheel thing. Sounds amazing. onion always does good fake news thingz
dirtjumper720
1/7/2009 8:31 AM

"studys find horseback riding to just be an expensive form of sitting" and its the Onion News Network. youre an idiot if u believe this is real
dirtjumper720
1/7/2009 8:30 AM

its a joke read the marquee on the bottom. haha. "in atlanta, attractive couple probably on their way to have sex"
jamesfoster
1/7/2009 7:52 AM

I could actually see Apple making something like this in the future, for people who just don't quite grasp the concept of computers but have thousands of dollars to waste and want to look cool in starbucks or talk down condescendingly to PC users like me.
jamesfoster
1/7/2009 7:48 AM

" To reduce energy use, screen goes black after four seconds."
jamesfoster
1/7/2009 7:48 AM

"I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple."
Colin Mackay
1/7/2009 7:34 AM

what the f losey
tibug
1/7/2009 7:18 AM

Haha.
seraph528
1/7/2009 12:18 AM

the 4oz lighter version must be for bmx-ers who are worried about weight. maybe they'll make it in plastic too.
I go by Lo Fi
1/6/2009 11:26 PM

so did the abortion go well?
Austin Coleman
1/6/2009 7:42 PM

HAHAHA, Yes.
jonster
1/6/2009 5:48 PM

haha its the onion new network guys!! c'mon! lol
yea it was pretty funny..and at the end of the email the guy sent it said ill bet ur jealous hahaha
muffe
1/6/2009 5:06 PM

bmx1000
about 5 hours ago
i cant believe that people are stupid enough to think that this was real......... come on.

Wouldn't be the first time apple made a shit product. How many years did it take them to have a mouse with more than 1 button?

http://applelol.ytmnd.com/
tigerkerley
1/6/2009 5:00 PM

"it only took him 45 minutes to type an email to his friend" hahaha
CALIBMXkevin
1/6/2009 4:47 PM

to muck clicks and spins!!!!!!!
dltz
1/6/2009 4:47 PM

That guy is such a tool. "I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple."
ridebmxnc
1/6/2009 4:33 PM

my fav part was looking at the suggested sentences on the screen...

"the ass asked for a better moonshine..." man thats awesome
JSFER2
1/6/2009 4:23 PM

Hey shut up I don't play solitare only 10 games a day haha jk. Thing is that people would buy it if it was real because its made by apple haha
marvell
1/6/2009 4:05 PM

It is so easy to spot the PC members of Vital.
Surprised they stopped playing Solitaire long enough to visit the site.
quiktrip
1/6/2009 4:03 PM

it might be a joke but ill buy almost anything if its shiny and made by apple
theempty
1/6/2009 3:58 PM

hahahahhahahaha thats so funny. i thought it was a real for the first 10 seconds but hahaha thats so funny.
Cools20
1/6/2009 3:06 PM

fuck dude it would take you like a fucken year just to type a essay
Lord Toranaga
1/6/2009 2:50 PM

definitely a joke.
absolutely no mention of it on the apple site.