The majority of Vital BMX is made on a Mac, so we thought it was pretty important that you see this new laptop. The future is here.
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muffe
1/6/2009 10:20 AM
predictive sentence technology...
anyone else see it suggest the sentence:
"The abortion went well."
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mikepayne
1/6/2009 10:39 AM
ha everything in just a few hundred clicks away doesn't seem like this is going to go over well muffe shut me down on everything I wanted to say haha
I almost thought that the dood at 1:33 was kyle carlson hahaha -
ConeMan
1/6/2009 11:15 AM
" The new generation of the macbook wheel, which will be 4 ozs lighter, due to its lack of screen, hardrive or wheel." -
where_is_waldo_7
1/6/2009 11:19 AM
mac's are super gay. vital is a let down now. haha. and this click wheel is gay. who wants to scroll to every letter to type. it'd be faster to type on a phone. -
jmoney
1/6/2009 11:22 AM
You guys know this is just a joke, right?
Really? I thought it was pretty dumb but you never know! -
terrellgordy
1/6/2009 11:45 AM
dude, final cut pro would be tight on that thing. it would only take another 6 hours to do everything. -
dave lawrence
1/6/2009 11:53 AM
If it's on the Onion, it's a joke. You guys took it seriously, which makes me smile. -
xsundaywavex
1/6/2009 12:24 PM
hahahah and its new battery that can last up to 19 minutes lol....cant believe some ppl would believe this -
bmx1000
1/6/2009 12:27 PM
i cant believe that people are stupid enough to think that this was real......... come on. -
FLORIDABMX
1/6/2009 12:48 PM
hahaha the first kid to comment, wow. failfag. youre full of fail, apple would never make something like that -
COLORADO SPRINGS
1/6/2009 1:55 PM
I JUsT weNT aND BouGht oNe. IT tOOk ME 18 mINUtEs To TYpe ThIS. I hAVE to SIgn OFF nOW BEcauSe My BAtTeRY IS GetTInG reAdY To dIE! -
theempty
1/6/2009 3:58 PM
hahahahhahahaha thats so funny. i thought it was a real for the first 10 seconds but hahaha thats so funny. -
quiktrip
1/6/2009 4:03 PM
it might be a joke but ill buy almost anything if its shiny and made by apple -
marvell
1/6/2009 4:05 PM
It is so easy to spot the PC members of Vital.
Surprised they stopped playing Solitaire long enough to visit the site. -
JSFER2
1/6/2009 4:23 PM
Hey shut up I don't play solitare only 10 games a day haha jk. Thing is that people would buy it if it was real because its made by apple haha -
ridebmxnc
1/6/2009 4:33 PM
my fav part was looking at the suggested sentences on the screen...
"the ass asked for a better moonshine..." man thats awesome -
dltz
1/6/2009 4:47 PM
That guy is such a tool. "I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple." -
muffe
1/6/2009 5:06 PM
bmx1000
about 5 hours ago
i cant believe that people are stupid enough to think that this was real......... come on.
Wouldn't be the first time apple made a shit product. How many years did it take them to have a mouse with more than 1 button?
http://applelol.ytmnd.com/
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jonster
1/6/2009 5:48 PM
haha its the onion new network guys!! c'mon! lol
yea it was pretty funny..and at the end of the email the guy sent it said ill bet ur jealous hahaha
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seraph528
1/7/2009 12:18 AM
the 4oz lighter version must be for bmx-ers who are worried about weight. maybe they'll make it in plastic too. -
jamesfoster
1/7/2009 7:52 AM
I could actually see Apple making something like this in the future, for people who just don't quite grasp the concept of computers but have thousands of dollars to waste and want to look cool in starbucks or talk down condescendingly to PC users like me.
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dirtjumper720
1/7/2009 8:30 AM
its a joke read the marquee on the bottom. haha. "in atlanta, attractive couple probably on their way to have sex" -
dirtjumper720
1/7/2009 8:31 AM
"studys find horseback riding to just be an expensive form of sitting" and its the Onion News Network. youre an idiot if u believe this is real -
Dylan
1/7/2009 11:40 AM
The next thing they will make is the laptop shuffle. No screen and just a wheel thing. Sounds amazing. onion always does good fake news thingz -
dltz
1/7/2009 9:11 PM
OHH snap just realized its by The Onion. Its BS. I felt it was unreal how stupid it was. -
jakebmxxx
1/11/2009 11:55 AM
that is a joke if you lisen when he said thay are all reddy making a new one he says it will be lighter because its lack of screan wheel and hard drive.
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Biohazard
1/13/2009 1:21 AM
if this thing is real... fuck future! i want a keyboard =P so i can type an email within 30 sec
"everything is a few hundred clicks away."
"45 minutes typing an email."
"full 19 minutes before needing to be recharged."
"unbreakable unless dropped or hit"
and the best line...
"people use computers for actual work, not dicking around."