Krooked's Forum Activity

Reply to BMX is missing clothing companies 4/3/2019 12:41 PM

Currently screenpeinting a shirt that says “cakewolf lies about his bmx abilities and actually can’t even 3”

Reply to Tricks list and what order 4/3/2019 12:39 PM

Actually bang hot chicks consensually almost twice a day, never the same one twice though.

Reply to Tricks list and what order 4/3/2019 12:38 PM

Learn in this order, Bunny hop J hop Bronco Hop X-UP 7-UP Barspin 360° bar rotation Feeble grind Feeble grind? 720 flyout Drop in

Reply to Tricks list and what order 4/3/2019 12:36 PM

How do you have 1,000 posts and can barely 180 LOL

Reply to How Long Did It Take You To Manual? 3/31/2019 10:31 PM

Manuals look like shit anyway unless you bar in or can fakie manual just learn nose manuals like a normal human being

Reply to Google SketchUp Stuff... 3/31/2019 1:47 PM

Bumping just because I think its funny that the first post ever on vital got moved

Reply to How Long Did It Take You To Manual? 3/31/2019 1:45 PM

I cant manual because my bike is an automatic

Reply to camp woodward 18+ event in may whos going 3/29/2019 12:27 PM

whatever give me 3 months i’ll be famous sucking jennifer annistons tiddies talk shit do whatever u wanna do and go back to your sad rural life

Reply to G Sport Roloway Cassette 3/29/2019 10:37 AM

Gsport sucks honestly the only cool thing about them is you can change it to say g-spot

Reply to Any skill tranfer from bmx? 3/29/2019 10:35 AM

Bmx helped me smoke weed at the skatepark and ask locals for a cigarette or two.

Reply to camp woodward 18+ event in may whos going 3/29/2019 10:33 AM

No pegs and a brake cable? Fuck you and fuck canada and FUCK CHILDISH GAMBINO if you want smoke at the vital meet and greet i’ll bring it

Reply to camp woodward 18+ event in may whos going 3/29/2019 10:32 AM

A little too concerned in the last few replies with my genitalia? Its ok man its 2019 no one is going to judge you but if you expect some action out of me you are going to have to play your cards right

Reply to camp woodward 18+ event in may whos going 3/28/2019 3:25 PM

If theres a vital jam im beating the absolute shit out of everyone there

Reply to Met Matt Hoffman Today! 3/24/2019 8:24 PM

Heather was my first ABG and my last. After porking isnowyazns hot sister I am now onto bigger and better things, such as light reading and scotch on the rocks.

Reply to Bloody Barspins 3/24/2019 8:20 PM

The secret to barspins is you have to see boobs irl first and shotgun your first beer. Its a mans trick

Reply to Why the hate on gloves? 3/24/2019 8:17 PM

O boy look at my brand new gloves these will look so good when i feeble midwest park benches and pretend like anyone still cares about bunnyhopping stairsets

Reply to Why the hate on gloves? 3/24/2019 10:26 AM

Unless you are blasting tricks that are cool gloves make you look like a pussy

Reply to How to loop out every time? 3/21/2019 7:13 PM

He’s 18 guys can legally join the army but can’t pull up his handling bars

Reply to Bars keep f*cking slipping! 3/21/2019 3:08 PM

Nope you are angry little boy and i am party dj bmx fun man who has weiner time with ladys

Reply to Bars keep f*cking slipping! 3/21/2019 11:48 AM

Make way for the Idiot parade