This is the last day of the free Alienation tires contest, so get moving. You know the drill: put your answer to the question in bold in the Comments box below, and then Alienation will choose a winner. The list of winners will be announced at the end of the seven-day run. Here is the question for today.

If you told your mom or girlfriend you need some new rubber for your bike, would she slap you in the face?

Post your answer in the Comments box below. Please post your Alienation tire preference as well (Graffiti on the left or Differential on the right). Get on it.

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  • ijumpoverthings

    2/15/2009 9:01 AM

    No, they would be fine, seeing as rubber is just a material in the UK, and does not mean condom. We use rubber as the way of saying "eraser", because we invented the language and we spell and pronounce words correctly.


  • j3rseyrider

    2/15/2009 8:59 AM

    ill be slapped by no woman Graffitt pleeeese!

  • j3rseyrider

    2/15/2009 8:58 AM

    those tires are made of rubber ? are bike tires made of rubber any more ?

  • Natebrochill17

    2/15/2009 8:56 AM

    my mom would would just be like batter safe the sorry and my girlfriend drive me to get some if she didnt think i was talking about my bike. differential.

  • AimlessBMX

    2/15/2009 8:46 AM

    I've never been slapped by a chic or my mom. No one is gonna slap me.

  • JustRideBMX

    2/15/2009 8:41 AM

    me mommy and the girl would have sweaty sex because they know that when i have my rubber then ima lover


  • Pythagoras

    2/15/2009 8:38 AM

    My mom and my girlfriend are one in the same!! Seriously, either one would be happy
    that I was well protected (from flats) and getting good traction, ESPECIALLY if I was
    wearing Alienation rubber!! NO, neither one would slap my face.

    My rubber of choice: Graffiti, please.

  • f man

    2/15/2009 8:37 AM

    she knows better than to slap me, shed get a little actright


  • sowlerider

    2/15/2009 8:33 AM

    my mom wouls say alright i got money lets go and i dont have a gf dont need one when u got fuck buddies and a bike

  • dave lawrence

    2/15/2009 8:32 AM

    They would be confused, and ask me what I mean, to which I would simply say "Tires." Chances are I would get "Oh..." in response, followed by awkward laughter from my mother. Then I would tell her to get her mind outta the gutter, followed with much more awkward laughter.

    Graffiti would be sweet eh.

  • stezzy mitch

    2/15/2009 8:31 AM

    my mom would say
    shes to kool to slap me=D


  • jakewyti

    2/15/2009 8:30 AM

    i now realize that i forgot to make my answer in bold, sorry buddy

  • alex08

    2/15/2009 8:26 AM

    well my girlfriend would say" psh aint using it on me"
    .. prude bitch

  • jakewyti

    2/15/2009 8:25 AM

    My girlfriend would say "gosh darnit your always thinking bout your bike before me, you bought me a f****n vegetable juicer for valentines day and now your asking me for something. Your so selfish always thinking of yourself." Than she would kick me in the balls and release her pitt bull Mr. Scruffy on me, and then i would end up in the emergency room with half a left nut all because i asked her for some tires.
    My mom would be like " oh yay your finally old enough to have the sex talk."
    So all in all i dont think it would be a good idea to ask for some new rubbers, YAH DIG.

    Graffiti please mister

  • Benfit4life

    2/15/2009 8:24 AM

    My mom would bitchslap my girlfiend and then my girlfriend would bitchslap the midget that is sitting in the corner beating his meat to a picture of your tires... Differential.

  • bmxiscool

    2/15/2009 8:19 AM

    She'd (girlfriend) slap me across the face and tell me to love her more.


  • coryfoust

    2/15/2009 8:17 AM

    maybe if i left out that the rubbers were for my bicycle they might have slapped me.
    but my girlfriend hates bike riding.
    so she'd slap me anyway.

  • vicky

    2/15/2009 8:17 AM



    2/15/2009 8:16 AM

    Well, my mom is kinda cool with me riding so she will say how much you need? but my girlfriend OMG!!!! shed like murder me on the spot she hates my bike because of all the injuries i sustain. So id basically just go to my mom....


    2/15/2009 8:15 AM