Finally come to the point in my life where I actually need a half-decent hacker, so after chucking money at my computer screen, this is the outcome:
SPEC
Frame: BSD WZA V3 20.6 Flat Raw
Bars: Federal Drop 8.75" 29"
Forks: Subrosa Pandora V3
Stem: Federal Love Topload
Headset: Animal
Grips: Proper
Seat: FBM Heart Fat
Post: Federal
Cranks: Hoffman
Pedals: Odyssey Twisted PC's
Sprocket: Odyssey MDS 28t
Chain: Shadow Interlock V2
BB: BSD
From Rim: Savage Portal
Front Hub: Salt Plus
Front Tyre: WTP Grippin' 2.25
Front Pegs: Salt Plus 2x
Rear Rim: Primo 7
Rear Hub: BSD Street LHD
Rear Tyre: Salt Pitch Mid 2.3
Rear Peg: Shadow Little One
Rear Hubguard: BSD