BMX Movies, New Ideas?

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1/5/2014 8:24 PM

There are really only 2 legitimate movies i can think of based around BMX. Rad Movie and BMX Bandits. I am sure there are others, but these are the two I know of.

When i mean movie, i mean something with a storyline and stuff, not a documentary or team trip.

Should BMX get another movie out?
I think it should. BMX could really use the coverage and to show a group of people what it is really all about. I mean dang, in the most recent spiderman movie Peter Parker skated pretty well actually (im aware it is a stunt double) and we dont get crap. haha

What would the movie be about?
Comedy or Drama or something?
Characters?
Basic plot?
Light and not violent or crazy?

Go ahead and pitch some movie ideas guys!!

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1/5/2014 8:40 PM
Edited Date/Time: 1/5/2014 8:49 PM

Bmx porno. starring ron jeremy. I dont think ive seen that done yet. BMseX bimbos. No gay shit though.
Bangin various bmx babes
Mix of comedy/xxx. you want people to be entertained but not so bored they lose the woody
Ron jeremy is all we need with a good mix of pornstars my recommendations maybe scenekid69, otk and el virgino
Lexi belle
Jennifer White
Emma mae
Audrey Bitoni
Aubrey Adams
Siri
Rachel Starr
Proxy Paige
Ron jeremy is trying to get sponsored riding and has to dazzle to scouts with his schlong. (Dress ron in hip gear like cult shirt skinnys and fit snapback)
Eh mix of hardcore and fellatio

Chapters:
Blonde girls like perfect 10s
Grease my spindle
Show me the rise of that stem
Fucking the bottom bracket (anal scene)
Sticking my post in the seattube
What a mighty big tt you have
Is that your crank arms or are you just happy to see me?
Tits the size of 80t sprockets
ride it like a bike

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1/5/2014 8:41 PM

LOL!

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1/5/2014 8:47 PM

LOL four

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1/5/2014 8:48 PM

I need to b part of dis lol

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Cats got 9 lives I got four.

1/5/2014 8:52 PM

Inspiration- Fit Bike Co. losing half their team to Cult

Title- "A Cult of Their Own"

Plot-

Fit Bike Co. is a leading bmx company, sponsoring many jams around the world, but is also secretly stealing every kid's bikes in the area that aren't Fit bikes, then offering them a Fit bike so they can make more money. Robbie "Robbo" Morales catches wind of this & decides to leave, taking along some riders to start his own company.. Cult! Will Robbo make it big in the industry? Will he eat more cheeseburgers? Will Van Homan step in & save us? You'll have to watch it to find out!


I don't hate Cult or Fit, just go with the plot for the lulz.

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1/5/2014 8:53 PM

sundaybmxRR wrote:

Inspiration- Fit Bike Co. losing half their team to Cult

Title- "A Cult of Their Own"

Plot-

Fit Bike Co. is a leading bmx ...more

Of course Van Homan will save us. duh he always does.

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1/5/2014 8:54 PM

bmx involving punk rock and bikes. I would have sex with that movie

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1/5/2014 8:55 PM

Collin_McClenahan wrote:

Of course Van Homan will save us. duh he always does.

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1/6/2014 12:17 AM

Wasn't there a movie in the works already. Some trailsy/comp sorta vibe. Had crandal as a cop

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I'm a punk bmxer, I can't do it well so I do it loud.

1/6/2014 12:27 AM

They didn't get the funding and that went under

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1/6/2014 12:29 AM

Gump wrote:

Wasn't there a movie in the works already. Some trailsy/comp sorta vibe. Had crandal as a cop

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1/6/2014 12:34 AM

Title: sickdude
Genre: thriller
Plot: sickdude; scooter rider by day, badass superhero by night. He fights the evil of blog hogs with his kick ass team of justice and take HIM DOWN
Rated: Nc-17

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I ride for my papou.
Cats got 9 lives I got four.

1/6/2014 5:35 AM

Well if the god dam fixies got a movie with Joseph Gordon Levitt, its about time we got one.

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1/6/2014 5:42 AM

in one of the james bond movies there was a scene where james bond was chasing a guy on a BMX an hopping up tables and doing some other stuff.

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1/6/2014 6:09 AM

Four wrote:

Bmx porno. starring ron jeremy. I dont think ive seen that done yet. BMseX bimbos. No gay shit though.
Bangin various bmx ...more

So film a bone deth party

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1/6/2014 9:56 AM

Oh wow... BMX porn. Lol i knew thatd happen. Not a bad idea either. Welcome back Four! I do feel like you have thought about it once or twice... Haha

I agree we do need a movie. We should get the same guy from Rad movie haha

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1/6/2014 10:32 AM

Dude, Where's My Bike?

Main Cast
Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler

Storyline
Jesse and Chester, two bumbling bmxers, wake up one morning from a night of partying and cannot remember where they left their bikes which prompts them on a journey to find them and along the way, they encounter a variety of people who include their angry girlfriends Wilma and Wanda (Genesis Rodriguez and Miley Cyrus) whose house they trashed, an angry street gang (Weston, Churchill, Nigel, and Hoder), a transexual stripper (Sean Burns) hounding them for a suitcase full of stolen money, a cult of alien seeking fanatics (Hawk, Dak, AK, Trey Jones), and a group of aliens in human form (Robbo, Roey, Kobza, Hoang Tran) looking for a mystical device that could save or destroy the world.

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1/6/2014 10:45 AM

Fondue wrote:

Dude, Where's My Bike?

Main Cast
Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler

Storyline
Jesse and Chester, two bumbling bmxers, wake up one ...more

Replace Weston and Churchill with gabe brooks and that's golden

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1/6/2014 10:56 AM

Fondue wrote:

Dude, Where's My Bike?

Main Cast
Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler

Storyline
Jesse and Chester, two bumbling bmxers, wake up one ...more

bmxfromma wrote:

Replace Weston and Churchill with gabe brooks and that's golden

I had Weston in there because of his angry edit, so I'll replace Churchill for Brooks. Deal?

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1/6/2014 11:53 AM

Zoltan...

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1/6/2014 12:20 PM

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1/6/2014 1:09 PM
Edited Date/Time: 1/6/2014 1:10 PM

Haha...thats mint.

Well done...actually laughing my ass off.

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Freestyle is the answer to everything --
a fresh way to approach a dull or a
dangerous thing.
to do a dull thing with style
is preferable to doing a dangerous thing
without it.

Os 94
Ms 01
Ns 12


1/6/2014 2:08 PM

Gump wrote:

Wasn't there a movie in the works already. Some trailsy/comp sorta vibe. Had crandal as a cop

sundaybmxRR wrote:
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1/6/2014 2:13 PM

Look it up on IndieGoGo and buy something.

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