Idea: (i just woke up so its probably dumb)
Same idea as this but a ratchet seat post, it would have a chromoly insert at the end with internals that allow it to work as a standard ratchet set. It would have a sort of button above it (probably some sort of ball bearing like scooters had so you could raise and lower the handlebars) in place of the switch hey normally have, and to put the post in you just oush it down (obviously wont be able to have an extra socket in) and put the post in. or possibly just some sort of push buttons that are built into the post so it doesn't stick out.
And to make it even more overly complex then it already is mid way up the post or by the seat it will have a threaded hole that you can use to screw in handle that it will come with for extra leverage.
Thats it...overly and stupidly complex? yeah. impossible and unnecessary? Probably. a good idea? Maybe if i knew how to explain it better (i probably confused half of you) it would seem like a better idea hah
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