Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Holy fuck stop making threads.

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Holy fuck stop making threads.

biggybuggy wrote:

Holy fuck stop making threads.

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i started riding a 20.75 bike when i was 4' 6" and i never had those problems because i wasnt a little bitch

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bmxsteve99 wrote:

i started riding a 20.75 bike when i was 4' 6" and i never had those problems because i wasnt a little bitch

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i started riding a 20.75 bike when i was 4' 6" and i never had those problems because i wasnt a little bitch

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You spelled "I'm a troll and my trolling material sucks dick." wrong.

Ol' clancy

Atleast he kept it in this thread lol

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Atleast he kept it in this thread lol

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Atleast he kept it in this thread lol

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He chose the boy he thought most likely to be a danger to him … and notice this, Harry. He chose, not the pureblood (which according to his creed, is the only kind of wizard worth being or knowing), but the half-blood, like himself. He saw himself in you before he had ever seen you, and in marking you with that scar, he did not kill you, as he intended, but gave you powers, and a future, which have fitted you to escape him not once, but four times so far.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
- Quote from Dumbledore to Harry

Ephesians 3:17-21 KJV

That Christ may dwell in your hearts by faith; that ye, being rooted and grounded in love, May be able to comprehend with all saints what is the breadth, and length, and depth, and height; And to know the love of Christ, which passeth knowledge, that ye might be filled with all the fulness of God. Now unto him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us, Unto him be glory in the church by Christ Jesus throughout all ages, world without end. Amen.

This is a bmx forum. Not a fucking religion board.

Hi sickdude. Lol tldr

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This is great. Put this on a loop for a few hours and see if you go insane.

what in Gods name did you just say about the good lord, son of God? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bible Studies, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret prayer services for the sick, and I have preformed over 300 different miracles. I am trained in extended prayer and I’m the top minister in the entire Catholic religion. You are nothing to me but a child of God. I will pray for you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my holy words. You think you can get away with speaking blasphemy over the Internet? Think again, my child. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nuns across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the prayer service, my son. The prayer service that wipes out the sins you have committed. You’re going to heaven, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pray for you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed prayer, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the churches rosaries and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins off the face of the continent, you son of God. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn’t, you did*’t, and now you’re being prayed for, my son. I will splash holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to heaven, kiddo.

Smoke meth, hail satan, abort fetuses, fuck everyone

I really like aboriton honestly. Like birth control is such a hassle these days. I rather just get my freak on then i got like 2 months to oop doop skadoop pop that little bitch out.

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MaximusBikes wrote:

I really like aboriton honestly. Like birth control is such a hassle these days. I rather just get my freak on then i got like 2 months to oop doop skadoop pop that little bitch out.

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I told my mom i was atheist which i lied about but i'm sure this will rustle her jimmies even worse.

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Xxohioanxx wrote:

what in Gods name did you just say about the good lord, son of God? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bible Studies, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret prayer services for the sick, and I have preformed over 300 different miracles. I am trained in extended prayer and I’m the top minister in the entire Catholic religion. You are nothing to me but a child of God. I will pray for you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my holy words. You think you can get away with speaking blasphemy over the Internet? Think again, my child. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nuns across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the prayer service, my son. The prayer service that wipes out the sins you have committed. You’re going to heaven, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pray for you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed prayer, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the churches rosaries and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins off the face of the continent, you son of God. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn’t, you did*’t, and now you’re being prayed for, my son. I will splash holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to heaven, kiddo.

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this is so hilarious that it gave me an erection.