Alright one, foam tips would be gone from the pedals in minutes of riding, no matter what type. Maybe rubber, like a little condom on it kinda. but thicker. still a silly idea, JCPCs are gonna kill your shins one way or another. And idk about you, but i dont want things jingling around inside my seat. and this seat would probably have to be huge to fit anything, but im sure it can be done. Not actually that bad an idea if there were a bit more to it. I myself would have a seat with a few tools kinda built into it under a cover of foam. like the base would be made up of tools so you could fix stuff (spokes, chain tension, stem slipping, etc.) little stuff that can go wrong when you ride. Like itd have an extendable adjustable wrench, a 6 and 8 mmm allen key, a small spoke wrench. That i could see actually being done. And Banned makes a place for you to keep your blunts... lol its a stash cap. I think its silly, but tools in my seat i may buy. The seat could be normal sized and the base could have like a few places for each tool to be hooked into. idk just an idea.
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