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9/1/2014 7:55 PM

Did you hear about the guy who laced his hub but forgot to put his nipples on the rim?
He Spoke too soon

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13 years old

9/1/2014 8:06 PM

that is a horrible pun joke attempt. try again

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9/1/2014 8:06 PM

lol

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9/1/2014 8:09 PM

LOOOOOL

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9/1/2014 8:11 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/18/2014 9:24 PM

alright ive got a revise version of this joke
did you hear about the guy who said he could lace wheels right and messed up a wheel? he spoke too soon
still sucks though

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refs: hookjrclc, hardbmxtim, hatchmoses for sale and trade, kymike for sale and trade, blizzbikes for trade, and some other dude i cant remember his username, vrsapat956, colonydirt94, mario.villegas90, wolfen
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9/1/2014 8:13 PM

no one ever said bmx jokes were easy

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9/1/2014 8:20 PM

Did you hear about the guy that wanted to jizz in his grandma's mouth? They call him bmxsteve99.

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9/1/2014 8:24 PM

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9/1/2014 8:56 PM

Xxohioanxx wrote:

Did you hear about the guy that wanted to jizz in his grandma's mouth? They call him bmxsteve99.

He's salty lately , prepare for butthurt

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9/1/2014 9:00 PM

Whats the difference between a baby with a mental disability and fatbmxtim?
Age

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13 years old

9/1/2014 9:02 PM

Brayden_Buckingham wrote:

He's salty lately , prepare for butthurt

I had a joke for you... but decided against it.

I don't want you to call me an asshole again. sad

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9/1/2014 9:09 PM

Brayden_Buckingham wrote:

He's salty lately , prepare for butthurt

im always salty

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refs: hookjrclc, hardbmxtim, hatchmoses for sale and trade, kymike for sale and trade, blizzbikes for trade, and some other dude i cant remember his username, vrsapat956, colonydirt94, mario.villegas90, wolfen
Camera Setup: Panasonic HMC150, Panasonic GH2, Canon FTBn, Yashica Lynx 5000e, Canon 28mm f/2.8, Canon 50mm f1.4, Rokinon 7.5mm f/3.5