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8/23/2014 10:22 PM

Who has the best bmx joke. Here is mine





Whats Brayden Buckingham's favorite bike company?
STOLEN bike co

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13 years old

8/23/2014 10:23 PM

What does Topsey and a kid in the ghetto have in common.
They both get new bikes every month

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13 years old

8/23/2014 10:27 PM

That's mess up man have some respect I wouldn't want to have my bike stolen and made fun of. And I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like it either.

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Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was: and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it. (Ecclesiastes 12:7 KJV)
Sold to: storeboughtchild,Maximusbikes,cro tec,Showtime402,Kevinbrock338,dktechethan,Robinson79
Traded: livefreeordie2332(x2), Aebasher.
TXT Me (480)340-7551

8/23/2014 10:28 PM

The biggest BMX joke is you.

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YOU AVIN A LAUGH M8?
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The Trailest Bike On Vital

8/23/2014 10:31 PM

Whats does jesse and heather have in common?
Heather has a big nose and jesse has a big ego

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13 years old

8/23/2014 10:33 PM

Krooked wrote:

Whats does jesse and heather have in common?
Heather has a big nose and jesse has a big ego

I've never seen someone misspell "dick" as "ego."

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YOU AVIN A LAUGH M8?
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The Trailest Bike On Vital

8/23/2014 10:51 PM

LOOOOOL You and One Try kid are fucking assholes !

I think the biggest laugh is the sound of your head bouncing off the concrete when your mom dropped you

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Instagram : braydenbuckingham
My Cult 2 Short

8/23/2014 10:57 PM

Krooked wrote:

What does Topsey and a kid in the ghetto have in common.
They both get new bikes every month

WRONG FAGGOT

Topsey gets new shit at least, the ghetto kids get used parts you dumbfuckinidiot. Get your facts right or I'll slit your wrists to make it look like you killed yourself. BITCH



not funny?

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8/23/2014 10:58 PM

What is sickdude's favorite grind?

The krooked grind

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I'm on the vital legit list!

8/23/2014 11:00 PM

Brayden_Buckingham wrote:

LOOOOOL You and One Try kid are fucking assholes !

I think the biggest laugh is the sound of your head bouncing off the ...more

One Try Kid is definitely fucking an asshole... Not mine, of course.

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YOU AVIN A LAUGH M8?
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The Trailest Bike On Vital

8/23/2014 11:00 PM

tomdon wrote:

What is sickdude's favorite grind?

The krooked grind

Now that actually makes sense.

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Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was: and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it. (Ecclesiastes 12:7 KJV)
Sold to: storeboughtchild,Maximusbikes,cro tec,Showtime402,Kevinbrock338,dktechethan,Robinson79
Traded: livefreeordie2332(x2), Aebasher.
TXT Me (480)340-7551

8/23/2014 11:06 PM

Krooked wrote:

What does Topsey and a kid in the ghetto have in common.
They both get new bikes every month

BMXism wrote:

WRONG FAGGOT

Topsey gets new shit at least, the ghetto kids get used parts you dumbfuckinidiot. Get your facts right or I'll ...more

LOL

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13 years old

8/23/2014 11:12 PM

tomdon wrote:

What is sickdude's favorite grind?

The krooked grind

I died

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2Hi throwaway



Anti-street?

NEWER VIDEO





TRV-950 Footy






Holy shit Chad Degroot posted in my Good porn thread!


VX all day(fixed, raw video, real shit)


Refs: Stayinonmagrind, Dee hos, Kevin Burnett

8/25/2014 4:57 AM

Bmx is a joke

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It’s all bmx

8/25/2014 6:56 AM
Edited Date/Time: 8/25/2014 6:58 AM

The biggest joke is when sickdude's mom comes to the skate park and yells at him for not doing his math, i've seen it happen in person.

Unreleased pictures of mikel and tomdon
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This is actually tomdon
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"It's like riding someone's bike and they got the same frame" -Four
Refs:Four x4,tomdon x5,Xxohioanxx,BigCurn, Don't remember the rest

8/25/2014 7:09 AM

Why is kokxxy always at the skatepark?

He loves ridding trannies

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I'm on the vital legit list!

8/25/2014 7:24 AM

tomdon wrote:

Why is kokxxy always at the skatepark?

He loves ridding trannies

Bruh, not funny. JK i did go out with one though, Wont ever ride one though.
I guess you could say i once went to see a tranny

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"It's like riding someone's bike and they got the same frame" -Four
Refs:Four x4,tomdon x5,Xxohioanxx,BigCurn, Don't remember the rest