Caught my dad with GF!!!!!!!

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11/28/2009 12:48 PM

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off Vital and start swingin on him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

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why the fuck you got a hub guard and aint got no fucking pegs?!

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11/28/2009 12:50 PM

damn sorry to here it,

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11/28/2009 12:51 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/14/2016 11:11 PM

if your girlfriend was george foreman

GET BACK ON THAT SHIT

hes a LEAN MEAN FAT reducing GRILLING MACHINE!!!



no dude i feel bad for you

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#Merica.

11/28/2009 12:52 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/28/2009 12:53 PM

FUCK I JUST GOT THE JOKE!

im a retard

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that was genius

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#Merica.

11/28/2009 12:53 PM

fuck i just got it to

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11/28/2009 12:53 PM

Wow, lol

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11/28/2009 12:56 PM

haha wooow

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11/28/2009 1:03 PM

bro fuck her and fuck your dad (not in a sexual way of course) id fight him AND get outta there

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11/28/2009 1:05 PM

it's really no joke

it is george foreman

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11/28/2009 1:09 PM

hahahaahahahahahahahahaha i get it

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Biggest troll.

11/28/2009 1:09 PM

/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ha.

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11/28/2009 1:12 PM

this made my day

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11/28/2009 1:16 PM

hahaha dam well i was like wtf ur gf is foreman? no way.

nd then i was like hmm, what does he do, he cooks meat!

haha i actually believed the story at first though

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11/28/2009 1:29 PM

Took me a while to get it, funny shit right there!

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11/28/2009 1:30 PM

xlilkillaluc15x wrote:

bro fuck her and fuck your dad (not in a sexual way of course) id fight him AND get outta there

hahaha this was a test to see who could read.

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why the fuck you got a hub guard and aint got no fucking pegs?!

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11/28/2009 1:30 PM

omg dude i felt bad for you for a little sad hahahahahahahah

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11/28/2009 1:46 PM

i dont get it?
whats the joke?

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11/28/2009 1:46 PM

Y'all are fucking retarded haha

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11/28/2009 2:11 PM

hahaha oh shit i just got it hahahahahah damn1

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11/28/2009 2:15 PM

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You should be riding the short bus.

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11/28/2009 2:20 PM

ohh shit i can't stop laughing rolflmaow00t laughing w00t laughing w00t laughing w00t laughing w00t laughing w00t laughing w00t laughing w00t laughing w00t laughing w00t tongue w00t tongue sick

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11/28/2009 2:31 PM

i fell for it then when i saw the pics i laughed my ass off

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11/28/2009 2:53 PM

Funniest thread in a while. That had me going for a second.

Well played sir!

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11/28/2009 3:10 PM

haha that took me a while to get it
funniest thing ive heard today!

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11/28/2009 3:12 PM

ridebmxnc wrote:

Funniest thread in a while. That had me going for a second.

Well played sir!

indeed. i didnt get it until a thought about it. yous a funny man

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11/28/2009 3:19 PM

o its fake???

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11/28/2009 3:25 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/28/2009 3:27 PM

He grilled his meat ahah

and realized that GF is george fourman, i thought he was calling the grill his girlfriend.

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11/28/2009 3:27 PM

hahahahaha

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11/28/2009 3:34 PM

LMFAOlaughing w00t pinch grin grin laughing
thats fucking hilarious!

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11/28/2009 3:36 PM

Physicx wrote:

He grilled his meat ahah

and realized that GF is george fourman, i thought he was calling the grill his girlfriend.

the grill is his gf

the grill is small and white

george fourman is not small and white and petiet (spelling?)

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