Guys I need advice on a complete I'm not even actually gonna buy

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5/4/2017 2:34 AM
Edited Date/Time: 5/4/2017 2:45 AM

Hey everyone I need help.
I want a bike to keep in my garage after a few rides. Which one should I get?:
Mafia fallapart
Walmart POS
Rocker mini
Hi-ten death trap
A scooter
A bottle of hand lotion and a box of tissues

You know what? I'm not even gonna listen to anyone anyway I'll just get the Mafia.

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5/4/2017 3:27 AM

What?

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Scooter kid trying to ride a bike.
@scootereyn

5/4/2017 8:07 AM

readybmxer wrote:

What?

It was an attempt at jabbing at kids' "What Bike" threads on BMX forums

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5/4/2017 8:24 AM

Just get a hooker instead

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5/4/2017 8:46 AM

[Rolls eyes]

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5/4/2017 11:45 AM

this is even more of a waste of time then the kids who are actually serious.

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5/4/2017 8:13 PM

Hey I've got a recommendation for a super nice bike that's full chromoly, sealed everything, integrated headset and is a way better deal than the Mafia! The only problem is that it doesn't come in trendy oilslick and harry main doesn't ride for the company.

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5/4/2017 8:16 PM

GCBMX69 wrote:

Hey everyone I need help.
I want a bike to keep in my garage after a few rides. Which one should I get?:
Mafia fallapart
...more

Lotion and tissue for sure. You would get the most pleasure out of all your choices.
They have some noice Schwinns at Target.

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