11/25/2020 4:18 AM
Edited Date/Time: 11/25/2020 4:22 AM
Closest for me was a little punk kid shouting "Hey that's my bike" at me as I cruised by. I looked at him and said "No it isn't, I built it." and he didn't say anything.
Loaned a frame to a buddy and someone got into his garage and stole it built up with his parts. They had thousands of dollars in tools in that garage (his dad was a carpenter of some sort). The bike was even tucked in the back, behind stuff. We are still convinced it was one of the little shits that tagged along with us one day and followed him home. Never got it back, but oddly about 6 or 7 years after all this happened, he managed to get his old purple Profile to Alex Supra E back wheel from someone who had traded stuff for it. We tried to track through the trades to get my frame but the trail went cold.
Part of me still wonders if I will ever find that frame. It was a Failure Grade 1 that I had painted black, but hand painted a Mario 1-up mushroom on the Headtube. I also removed the spot for a seat clamp because I had a wedge post, then modified the seat tube with a seat clamp setup below the TT. It would be obvious to me.
Another buddy let a little kid (who was known for bike theft) ride his around my house. That kid took off when people were distracted. We were told he went to his uncles up the street and tried to sell it for 50 bucks, then told them that "he knew where he could get more bikes like it" (implying my house). Fortunately my buddy Ben worked with the kids mom. Called her up, told her what went down, and she went and got the bike back. That lil guy was punished however they chose to do it (I overheard the older son say something about tying him to a chair so he didn't leave while they brought the bike back-no idea if that is true). Kid got arrested like 6 weeks later for pulling a gun on someone. He was NINE at the time. Betting he is in and out of jail now.
As to my current bike(s), someone would have to break into my house and go to the right spot. I work from home, so it is rare that no one is here. My desk is about 6 feet from where my bikes are, so while I am working, I would easily know. Besides, you have to bring them out a certain way, and there is no way to do it silently with any of the bikes. They would alert me pretty fast if they tried. On top of that, I am in a small town, where the only real theft we run into is from a kid leaving a bike out at the gas station along the highway-which has happened one time that I have heard of. Unless someone took off and either hid it for a LONG time or sold it in a different state, I would find it.
"Hey anybody ever make that mistake like right when you wake up in the morning and you believe in yourself?" -Kyle Kinane
"BIKES!" -Tom Segura