Help Me Vital!

uhm, maybe you cought some sort of stomach bug and cant come in because you dont want to get anyone sick?

say im taking a sick day, he doesnt need to know shit, no excuses required.

Not an expert but.
Say you have bad diarrhea before you dismiss this one, remember that it's such an embarrassing topic nobody will doubt your sincerity. Plus, it's simple. You don't need an elaborate back story because no one wants to hear the details. If anything, your boss and co-workers will admire you for your honesty.

Bad cough and a headache.
Sorry boss must have caught whats going around.

stayfitlife wrote:

Not an expert but.
Say you have bad diarrhea before you dismiss this one, remember that it's such an embarrassing topic nobody will doubt your sincerity. Plus, it's simple. You don't need an elaborate back story because no one wants to hear the details. If anything, your boss and co-workers will admire you for your honesty.

yeah, that'd work.

stayfitlife wrote:

Not an expert but.
Say you have bad diarrhea before you dismiss this one, remember that it's such an embarrassing topic nobody will doubt your sincerity. Plus, it's simple. You don't need an elaborate back story because no one wants to hear the details. If anything, your boss and co-workers will admire you for your honesty.

thebmxerSS wrote:

yeah, that'd work.

HAHAHA! I will have to sleep on it, I do not need something elaborate. I was thinking strep throat.

say you slept with a dirty girl lastnigh (really really dirty girl) and you say you have to check if you have herpes it will work

stayfitlife wrote:

Not an expert but.
Say you have bad diarrhea before you dismiss this one, remember that it's such an embarrassing topic nobody will doubt your sincerity. Plus, it's simple. You don't need an elaborate back story because no one wants to hear the details. If anything, your boss and co-workers will admire you for your honesty.

thebmxerSS wrote:

yeah, that'd work.

JustRideBMX wrote:

HAHAHA! I will have to sleep on it, I do not need something elaborate. I was thinking strep throat.

nah cuz then u may have to work monday and he knows ur lying just say sir screw u im out!

nah on the real

go with dairrehea cuz no how did u get it or why the sudden sickness or some shit diareeahea sir

ohhh uh ok get well!
trust me works everytime!

Get a friend to call in sick for you and get them to say your so sick your vomiting and a bad temperature. Because if you get a friend to do it , it is easier for them to believe

get your mom or dad? lol.

No need to lie cause then that lie would become into an even bigger lie
Just say you had plans Sunday and that you asked ahead of time and that they're very important

or you could call up saying your going to a funeral because you gotta have respect and shit for the person why died, and just say it was like your auntie or something

HAHAH! This is what happened:

I wake up at 6:30 and call in sick, saying that I had strep throat. The night manager told me okay, and to get well soon.

At 9:00 I get a phone call from my manager, here's how the conversation went down:

Mr Greenwald : "Hello Seth? You are two hours late, what do you think you are doing?"
Me : "I am sorry Mr Greenwald, but I polietly asked off last week and you schedule me, then you told me yesterday that if you found somebody to work then I would have the day off but then never confirmed if I were to work in the morning or not. So not having somebody to relieve me is your own fault, have a nice day."
Mr Greenwald : "Sorry for the trouble "

collinbikesalot wrote:

say you slept with a dirty girl lastnigh (really really dirty girl) and you say you have to check if you have herpes it will work

don't say this.

Why explain it, just tell him your sick and won't be able to make it in?

JustRideBMX wrote:

HAHAH! This is what happened:

I wake up at 6:30 and call in sick, saying that I had strep throat. The night manager told me okay, and to get well soon.

At 9:00 I get a phone call from my manager, here's how the conversation went down:

Mr Greenwald : "Hello Seth? You are two hours late, what do you think you are doing?"
Me : "I am sorry Mr Greenwald, but I polietly asked off last week and you schedule me, then you told me yesterday that if you found somebody to work then I would have the day off but then never confirmed if I were to work in the morning or not. So not having somebody to relieve me is your own fault, have a nice day."
Mr Greenwald : "Sorry for the trouble "

LOL
nice
where do you work at?

24 bug/stomach flu??