How to screw dans

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1/6/2015 4:05 PM

I usually always try and order from Empire but dans had something they didn't and free shipping over $30. Anyway if you order $100 worth of stuff you get something free (tshirt, calendar, etc). Well if you put $100 worth of stuff in your cart you pick what you want (t shirt this time) and it goes in the cart, then remove the expensive item(s) to just what you originally wanted but that free item stays in and they ship it anyway (assuming to warehouse guys just pack whatever is on the list). Nothing better than sticking it to the man.

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1/6/2015 4:11 PM

clever!

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1/6/2015 4:12 PM

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1/6/2015 4:14 PM

I've got to many of those damn calenders as it is , it was dope when they hooked it up with razors

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1/6/2015 4:25 PM

Doesnt work, orders are reviewed in person when packing so they'll fix that correction.

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1/6/2015 4:34 PM

The Horror Contact wrote:

Doesnt work, orders are reviewed in person when packing so they'll fix that correction.

Didn't know you worked for dans

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1/6/2015 4:37 PM

Yeah, I don't think it'll work, although I've gotten calendars for orders less than $100 before. My friend managed to break the website and order pegs and hub guards for like $7 but they charged him the full price.

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1/6/2015 4:41 PM

Wish I wouldn't have thrown away the packing list haha. My order was like $31 (tree headset and seat bolt) discount code for shipping but the packing list was identical to my order online. If I ever need anything else I'll try it again haha

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1/6/2015 8:50 PM

The Horror Contact wrote:

Doesnt work, orders are reviewed in person when packing so they'll fix that correction.

Ricked_Em wrote:

Didn't know you worked for dans

thats basic Mail order stuff, any company worth their salt is gonna do that.

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1/6/2015 9:06 PM

Nah, i generally think it is hard to scam them. Unless you get one of the high ones that doesn't give a shit about it, it wont happen.

I always get the calendars no matter what haha Used to get lil deodorants.

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1/7/2015 2:24 PM

I've tried it before and it didn't work.

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1/7/2015 6:02 PM

if you have to try and resort to scamming, you're a piece of shit.

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1/7/2015 8:00 PM

getting a free calendar isn't scamming them. They WANT you to have them. They simply get people excited about a "free" gift if they spend over a given amount so people will spend more.

The calendar is part of their marketing.

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1/8/2015 2:19 PM

Why would you want to screw Dan's? They're a bunch of great guys who do cool stuff for BMX.

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1/9/2015 7:31 AM

As soon as you remove the other items, the free gift goes away as well.

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1/9/2015 10:23 AM

eskimojay wrote:

I've got to many of those damn calenders as it is , it was dope when they hooked it up with razors

I still have razors from 3 years ago when they would drop one in every package!

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