I got snaked by a bird today...

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5/19/2009 1:58 PM

So I was flowin thru the skatepark when some random dumb ass pigeon decides to land about 8ft in front of me. I was goin really fast and I was ridin brakeless. I didn't want to get bird shit (or guts) all over my pretty bike so I swerved to the side and ate so much shit. Then that little insignificant bird flew away happily. It totally sucked. At least i didnt scratch my ride...

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5/19/2009 2:01 PM

ahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha

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5/19/2009 2:51 PM

nice smart one i have some ting to ask you, why didnt you just jump over it

sorry for my spelling im slowly fixing it

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5/19/2009 2:53 PM

HAhahahahahahahah
Why not just keep going? It would of flown away. everyone knows that.

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5/19/2009 2:54 PM

thecook wrote:

nice smart one i have some ting to ask you, why didnt you just jump over it

sorry for my spelling im slowly fixing it

im pretty sure you still hit it considering it would fly upward trying to escape. i got hit in the face my a bee once scarred the shit out of me

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5/19/2009 3:03 PM

thecook wrote:

nice smart one i have some ting to ask you, why didnt you just jump over it

sorry for my spelling im slowly fixing it

W1k1D o_0 scott bmxs wrote:

im pretty sure you still hit it considering it would fly upward trying to escape. i got hit in the face my a bee once scarred the shit out of me

exactly

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5/19/2009 3:05 PM

fede/bmx1 wrote:

HAhahahahahahahah
Why not just keep going? It would of flown away. everyone knows that.

this thing was a FAT ASS

it was not the most mobile lookin bird...

and like i said i was haulin ass and it landed like 8ft in front of me it wouldn't have moved in time

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5/19/2009 3:09 PM

you should of just drilled it and made my day. haha that would have been an awesome video

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dont think of it as rape, think of it as surprise sex. and who doesnt love a surprise?

5/19/2009 3:13 PM

fede/bmx1 wrote:

HAhahahahahahahah
Why not just keep going? It would of flown away. everyone knows that.

danbless wrote:

this thing was a FAT ASS

it was not the most mobile lookin bird...

and like i said i was haulin ass and it landed like 8ft in front of me it wouldn't have moved in time

Hahahahahahahahahahahah Fat slob birds FTW!

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5/19/2009 3:25 PM

GD birds, lol pigeons are the biggest freeloaders ever

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5/19/2009 3:52 PM

swwyobmx wrote:

you should of just drilled it and made my day. haha that would have been an awesome video

lol ya i know if a camera was out i prob would have

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5/19/2009 4:32 PM

lol that would look soo bad ass! a pic of a pigeon tangled in your spokes and shit hahaha

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5/19/2009 4:35 PM

haha, at least your bike is okay...

i hate stupid pigeons. pigeons stole my sandwich when i was in 3rd grade and they always take a shit all over the seats at my bus stop.

one day im gonna kill a bird for no damn reason. unless its a peguin, they dont apply

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5/19/2009 4:36 PM

I ride fit wrote:

lol that would look soo bad ass! a pic of a pigeon tangled in your spokes and shit hahaha

hahahah

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5/19/2009 4:36 PM

you deseved that

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+1

5/19/2009 4:38 PM

yep, i hate birds,and they hate me, thats why if your a bird and you catch me in the woods with a .22, sorry buddy your gonna die hah

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5/19/2009 6:04 PM

.22s are pea shooters take 357 mag to those motha fuckers!

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5/19/2009 6:06 PM

haha i'll tell em its from you

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