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So I was flowin thru the skatepark when some random dumb ass pigeon decides to land about 8ft in front of me. I was goin really fast and I was ridin brakeless. I didn't want to get bird shit (or guts) all over my pretty bike so I swerved to the side and ate so much shit. Then that little insignificant bird flew away happily. It totally sucked. At least i didnt scratch my ride...
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nice smart one i have some ting to ask you, why didnt you just jump over it
sorry for my spelling im slowly fixing it
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thecook wrote:
nice smart one i have some ting to ask you, why didnt you just jump over it
sorry for my spelling im slowly fixing itW1k1D o_0 scott bmxs wrote:
im pretty sure you still hit it considering it would fly upward trying to escape. i got hit in the face my a bee once scarred the shit out of me
exactly
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you should of just drilled it and made my day. haha that would have been an awesome video
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lol that would look soo bad ass! a pic of a pigeon tangled in your spokes and shit hahaha
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haha, at least your bike is okay...
i hate stupid pigeons. pigeons stole my sandwich when i was in 3rd grade and they always take a shit all over the seats at my bus stop.
one day im gonna kill a bird for no damn reason. unless its a peguin, they dont apply
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I ride fit wrote:
lol that would look soo bad ass! a pic of a pigeon tangled in your spokes and shit hahaha
hahahah
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yep, i hate birds,and they hate me, thats why if your a bird and you catch me in the woods with a .22, sorry buddy your gonna die hah
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