I had the weirdest BMX-related dream!

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10/28/2017 6:58 AM

So I was just walking around with my wife and was complaining about some alignment issues downstairs so I reached down my pants and I felt a BMX sprocket! It was like surgically around my ballsack, all the way.

The strange thing was, in the dream I wasnt like "wtf is this", it was normal and I was thinking about switching to a different tooth count sprocket...

Anyone else have dreams like this?

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10/28/2017 7:56 AM

No I dont think I've had a dream like thatgrin That will be a fun story to share with your wife! grin

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I don't crash, I do random gravity checks...

10/28/2017 10:32 AM

Careful you might just give your wife some ideas lol

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Ride till you die

10/28/2017 10:37 AM

Lol

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10/28/2017 12:00 PM

That's your manhood trying to tell you to get a 28t

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10/28/2017 12:57 PM

grumpySteve wrote:

That's your manhood trying to tell you to get a 28t

Lol I was waiting for someone to say that...

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10/28/2017 2:37 PM

I had a dream recently where I don't think the bike was even moving and the right side of my handlebars just snapped off. Weird cause I've never broken bars and don't remember many dreams.

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10/28/2017 6:36 PM

I had a dream once were I was able to shrink and resize my bike at will like it was a normal thing and I did an in and out challenge at my old highschool. I was caught if I remember right.

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10/28/2017 6:38 PM

I had a dream once that I was a famous bmx rider and crashed and then woke up

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Ride till you die

10/29/2017 6:03 AM

Damn that’s a pretty weird dream. I had a dream where I did a tabletop over a hip and then did a bar spin over a street spine. Pretty cool dream considering I can’t table or bar

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An Indian on a small bike

10/29/2017 6:18 AM

Had a dream where I did a 180, fakie nose manual, to 540 whip on flat. I will never in my life be able to do this. I have no idea why I dreamed this either.

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10/30/2017 6:37 PM

i had a dream where i went to the skatepark and their was just a bunch of kids on scooters, so i joined them and now i am a pro scooter rider irl

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wallride a bus everyday

10/30/2017 7:12 PM

I love my bike, but never enough to try to put my dick in it...

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