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8/6/2014 7:22 PM

I have dialed every trick in the book; next?
Bmx is too easy I mean seriously... Who can't backflip or flair?
I think scooters are way cooler and bmx's always snake scooters, I love scooters they essentially 'boss' the skatepark I

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8/6/2014 7:23 PM

I have dialed every trick in the book; next?
Bmx is too easy I mean seriously... Who can't backflip or flair?
I think scooters are way cooler and bmx's always snake scooters, I love scooters they essentially 'boss' the skatepark I

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8/6/2014 7:25 PM

I have dialed every trick in the book; next?
Bmx is too easy I mean seriously... Who can't backflip or flair?
I think scooters are way cooler and bmx's always snake scooters, I love scooters they essentially 'boss' the skatepark I

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8/6/2014 7:27 PM

I have dialed every trick in the book; next?
Bmx is too easy I mean seriously... Who can't backflip or flair?
I think scooters are way cooler and bmx's always snake scooters, I love scooters they essentially 'boss' the skatepark I

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8/6/2014 7:33 PM

I have dialed every trick in the book; next?
Bmx is too easy I mean seriously... Who can't backflip or flair?
I think scooters are way cooler and bmx's always snake scooters, I love scooters they essentially 'boss' the skatepark I

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8/6/2014 7:34 PM

Combo (Hymen) breaker.

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8/6/2014 7:35 PM

I have banged every girl in the book; next?
Your mom is too easy I mean seriously... Who can't make her yell and moan?
I think blondes are way cooler and brunettes always snake blondes, I love blondes they essentially 'boss' the world I

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"If you can't beat me on a bike, beat me off." -Will Stock

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8/6/2014 7:35 PM

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it ಥ_ಥ better do it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ donger ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ more than ever hour after ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ our work is always ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノdongers

༼づಥ_ಥ༽づ i came in like a wreeeeecking dong ༼づಥ_ಥ༽づ

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง to donger, or not to donger, that is the donger (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCINO PASTERINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ "I have a dong" - Martin Luther King Donger ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

༼ ºل͟º ༽ I didn't choose the donger life, the donger life chose me ༼ ºل͟º ༽

totally bro

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8/6/2014 7:40 PM

I have dialed every organ in the book; next?
penis is too easy I mean seriously... Who can't fap or cum?
I think vaginas are way cooler and penises always snake vaginas, I love vaginas they essentially 'boss' the penis I

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8/6/2014 7:40 PM

Penis

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Honestly? Who gives a shit. Its the fucking internet. I hate all of you equally.
-HardBMX_Tim

8/6/2014 7:46 PM

bmxfromma wrote:

Penis

Ball sack

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Murica bike check
REFS four, tomdon, bmx1995, jared42069, obiwan chromoly, hate breeder, nshs2010, asilva23, rascio,
Alfred NYC, Kymike, chuck8273(kind of), tc86, Ugot2dewitt, LLURider, dprc, ecuadevil, scramhype, Mario.villegas90(X2), dirtstars22, Brian_Griffin

8/6/2014 7:49 PM
Edited Date/Time: 8/6/2014 7:59 PM

I have dialed every throw in the book; next?
Frisby is too easy I mean seriously... Who can't hammer or scoober?
I think boomerangs are way cooler and frisbys always snake boomerangs, I love boomerangs they essentially 'boss' the sky

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Freestyle is the answer to everything --
a fresh way to approach a dull or a
dangerous thing.
to do a dull thing with style
is preferable to doing a dangerous thing
without it.

Os 94
Ms 01
Ns 12


8/6/2014 7:52 PM

I have trolled every Vital member in the book; next?
Trolling is too easy I mean seriously... Who can't make someone angry or frustrated?
I think non-trollers are way cooler and trolls always snake non-trollers, I love non-trollers they essentially 'boss' the internet I

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"If you can't beat me on a bike, beat me off." -Will Stock

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Instagram (@WillStockSucks)

8/6/2014 8:02 PM

I have overdosed on every drug in the book; next?
ODing is too easy I mean seriously... Who can't swallow an entire bottle of pills or inject a ton of heroin?
I think being clean is way cooler and druggies always snake clean people, I love being clean we essentially 'boss' the streets I

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"If you can't beat me on a bike, beat me off." -Will Stock

YouTube
Instagram (@WillStockSucks)

8/6/2014 11:10 PM

I have sucked every dick in the book; next?
dick is too small I mean seriously... Who can't suck or deep throat ?
I think Dicks are way cooler and girls always take the dicks, I love dick they essentially 'boss' my butt

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Bang Bang bmx

8/7/2014 7:07 AM
Edited Date/Time: 8/7/2014 7:08 AM

I have made every comeback in the book; next?
Copying comebacks is too easy i mean seriously... Who cant copy text and replace the subject ?
I think being original is way cooler and copy cats always snake original posts, i love copying they essentially 'boss' original posts

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NEW Bike check
That InstaGram ting - @EddiMundo
Raw Clips Edit

KriB Life YouTube channel (Click on the pic!)


8/7/2014 9:54 AM

I have dialed every next in the trick; book?
Bmx is too backflip I mean flair... Who can't seriously or easy?
I think skateparks are way scooters and boss always snake cooler, I love essentially they skateparks 'boss' the scooters I

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You say BMX is your life but you barely ride.
BUT hey, That's none of my business.

8/7/2014 10:33 AM

But have you dialled feebs?

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8/7/2014 11:02 AM
Edited Date/Time: 8/7/2014 5:50 PM

I have fucked every asian in the book; next?
Asians are too easy I mean seriously... Who can't rice or noodle?
I think white girls are way cooler and asians always snake white girls, I love white girls they essentially 'boss' the Tumblr I

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8/7/2014 1:13 PM

Guys I might st@rt SC00t3r2 they seem cool bmx is too easy

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8/7/2014 2:45 PM

Im with you, fuck this bmx thing, it for fags. Bye bye bmxer fags!

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NEW Bike check
That InstaGram ting - @EddiMundo
Raw Clips Edit

KriB Life YouTube channel (Click on the pic!)


8/8/2014 3:12 PM

Bmx is full of posers man I ride pennyboard mastered ttriple shuvits and kickflips and I cruise 'round on my longboard, way better than bmx (I can feeble, grind anything, backflip x2, triple flaid, double whip, drop in megaramp, also I go camp woodward look out for james jennings fuel tv thanks

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8/8/2014 9:23 PM
Edited Date/Time: 8/8/2014 9:23 PM

I remember the first time I rode a penny oars. How someone could look at a penny and say " I'm gonna ride this fucker" is beyond me. Way too twitchy. 0/10 would not recommend

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Honestly? Who gives a shit. Its the fucking internet. I hate all of you equally.
-HardBMX_Tim

8/15/2014 4:46 PM

Thanks

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8/15/2014 9:07 PM

neophyte16 wrote:

I have dialed every next in the trick; book?
Bmx is too backflip I mean flair... Who can't seriously or easy?
I think ...more

This made me lol so hard.. Im not sure why.

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