What are the contents of your Mike Spinner bag?
Just kidding, what are the contents of your toolbag? Do you carry one? I've got a shitty undialed bike, so I usually carry a backpack with a bike lock, sockets for my front and back wheel, and some Allens. I don't have a roll pin in my back peg, so every few grinds my wheel comes loose so I have to tighten it. Sometimes I carry a sweatshirt and some water too.
I don't support slut shaming, but I do support snake shaming you snaky bastard