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So I have been sitting around the house today because it is raining, and for the next 3 days as well...
and out of nowhere this pops up in my head
"That bitch is so ugly my dick got softer than a pair of 1 year old ODI Longnecks"
I thought it was somewhat funny, so I felt like seeing what you guys could come up with.
Welp, broke past 1000... yeeeee
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Her ass is so flat it makes a flat tire jealous
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Ass so flat only Terry Adams wants to ride that.
Gonna make that wheel truer than Honest Abe.
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I wouldn't bang that slut with a GLH-thick condom
(Pretty bad but I'm sitting on my bike and looked at my GLH's so it made sense)
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ironmaiden666 wrote:I wouldn't bang that slut with a GLH-thick condom
(Pretty bad but I'm sitting on my bike and looked at my GLH's so it made ...more
Hahahahahha my glh can get stapled without popping the tube.
"Girl, you are like a light weight tube. I would NEVER want you!"
I love my bike but i hate myself
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The bone deth babes are more classier than that bitch
Welp, broke past 1000... yeeeee
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You're such a joke it made rodeo peanut have a hard time thinking of one
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Random friend- "Do a triple flip whip."
Me-"That's my warm up."
*Someone from the BethanyBMX crew lands a trick for the first time*
"Geez man, that took so long, I thought we were going to upload our edit before you landed it."
(For those of you who don't get it, BethanyBMX has talked about putting up an edit since a little before fall 2013 and we still haven't uploaded shit.)
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is it me or is this the kind of thread some random person can start back up a year later, and it'll just grow again? haha
Welp, broke past 1000... yeeeee
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