(More boredom) Shit Talking + Bike Refrences = ???

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6/26/2014 4:13 PM

So I have been sitting around the house today because it is raining, and for the next 3 days as well...

and out of nowhere this pops up in my head

"That bitch is so ugly my dick got softer than a pair of 1 year old ODI Longnecks"

I thought it was somewhat funny, so I felt like seeing what you guys could come up with.

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Welp, broke past 1000... yeeeee

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6/26/2014 7:02 PM

Her ass is so flat it makes a flat tire jealous

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Murica bike check
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Alfred NYC, Kymike, chuck8273(kind of), tc86, Ugot2dewitt, LLURider, dprc, ecuadevil, scramhype, Mario.villegas90(X2), dirtstars22, Brian_Griffin

6/26/2014 7:09 PM

Ass so flat only Terry Adams wants to ride that.


Gonna make that wheel truer than Honest Abe.

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6/26/2014 7:47 PM

I wouldn't bang that slut with a GLH-thick condom

(Pretty bad but I'm sitting on my bike and looked at my GLH's so it made sense)

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6/26/2014 7:53 PM

ironmaiden666 wrote:

I wouldn't bang that slut with a GLH-thick condom

(Pretty bad but I'm sitting on my bike and looked at my GLH's so it made ...more

Hahahahahha my glh can get stapled without popping the tube.


"Girl, you are like a light weight tube. I would NEVER want you!"

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bike check

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6/26/2014 7:55 PM

The bone deth babes are more classier than that bitch

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Welp, broke past 1000... yeeeee

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6/26/2014 7:58 PM

You're such a joke it made rodeo peanut have a hard time thinking of one

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Welp, broke past 1000... yeeeee

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6/26/2014 8:41 PM

Bitch made me so angry, I snapped faster than a halflink.

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6/26/2014 8:43 PM

That was weaker than vultus forks.

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6/26/2014 8:51 PM
Edited Date/Time: 6/26/2014 9:14 PM

Random friend- "Do a triple flip whip."

Me-"That's my warm up."



*Someone from the BethanyBMX crew lands a trick for the first time*

"Geez man, that took so long, I thought we were going to upload our edit before you landed it."

(For those of you who don't get it, BethanyBMX has talked about putting up an edit since a little before fall 2013 and we still haven't uploaded shit.)

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"If you can't beat me on a bike, beat me off." -Will Stock

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6/26/2014 8:53 PM

"That was uglier than Stocksy's 3 taps!"

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"If you can't beat me on a bike, beat me off." -Will Stock

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6/27/2014 4:35 AM

There's always the good old "You'll need a lawyer for that case".

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6/27/2014 5:42 AM

Stocksy wrote:

Random friend- "Do a triple flip whip."

Me-"That's my warm up."



*Someone from the BethanyBMX crew lands a trick for the ...more

Call them Guns N Roses...and for those who don't get it, they claimed they were going to release an album for about 13 years.

It took so long that Dr. Pepper offered a Free 20 oz for everyone in America IF they released it. Several years later they finally did (it sucked) and Dr. Pepper made good on that offer.

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"Hey anybody ever make that mistake like right when you wake up in the morning and you believe in yourself?" -Kyle Kinane

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6/27/2014 5:56 AM

I like hows this thread going.

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6/27/2014 12:35 PM

is it me or is this the kind of thread some random person can start back up a year later, and it'll just grow again? haha

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Welp, broke past 1000... yeeeee

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