My skatepark is filled with incomprehensible retards.

whats wrong with straightening hair. if i didn't do it i'd look like a fucking crackhead... lol


on a serious note... shit like that sucks and they need to be hit by a bus.

Did you read my thread this morning? Skateparks everywhere are going to hell man. WTF

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2013/05/06/7-people-you-will-encounter-at-any-skatepark/

The 7 types of people commonly found at skateparks.

Soulrebelrastaman wrote:

Did you read my thread this morning? Skateparks everywhere are going to hell man. WTF

Soulrebelrastaman wrote:

Did you read my thread this morning? Skateparks everywhere are going to hell man. WTF

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Australia sucks especially. It's the homeland of bogans and scooters.

As long as you don't get into trouble from other people who really cares. At least you have a skatepark. I know exactly what you're talking about though, shit is annoying.

Hyamzy wrote:

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2013/05/06/7-people-you-will-encounter-at-any-skatepark/

The 7 types of people commonly found ...more

Hyamzy wrote:

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2013/05/06/7-people-you-will-encounter-at-any-skatepark/

The 7 types of people commonly found at skateparks.

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true

Hyamzy wrote:

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2013/05/06/7-people-you-will-encounter-at-any-skatepark/

The 7 types of people commonly found ...more

Hyamzy wrote:

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2013/05/06/7-people-you-will-encounter-at-any-skatepark/

The 7 types of people commonly found at skateparks.

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this

dont worry this forum is filled with incomprehensible retards too... we all know your pain...

I straighten my hair : ( I don't think that's a swagfag thing.

Hyamzy wrote:

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2013/05/06/7-people-you-will-encounter-at-any-skatepark/

The 7 types of people commonly found ...more

Hyamzy wrote:

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2013/05/06/7-people-you-will-encounter-at-any-skatepark/

The 7 types of people commonly found at skateparks.

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Shit's so true. I had a good laugh at this one. You made my day sir! Probably heading to the local park again today, so now I'm gonna be labeling people in my head. Hahaha

Four wrote:

I straighten my hair : ( I don't think that's a swagfag thing.

Four wrote:

I straighten my hair : ( I don't think that's a swagfag thing.

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least i'm not the only one haha

I have a giant pink Mohawk so I'm no one to talk shit on other people's hair, I love beer but not at the skatepark, I smoke and love to ride high......then I read you say they are all scooter kids......fuck scootering it's the gayest sport ever.......I have a new respect for rollerbladers ever since lame ass scootering blew up

This is why I go to the park extra early in the morning to avoid these people. Luckily the kids are still sleeping in. Occasionally there will be one or 2 other people actually riding but usually it's just old people bringing their grand kids to scoot around (which doesn't bother me).

I don't think I would have fun if I went when it was crowded.

Four wrote:

I straighten my hair : ( I don't think that's a swagfag thing.

Four wrote:

I straighten my hair : ( I don't think that's a swagfag thing.

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Who needs to straighten their hair when you have beanies? #swag

eskimojay wrote:

I have a giant pink Mohawk so I'm no one to talk shit on other people's hair, I love beer but not at the skatepark, I smoke ...more

eskimojay wrote:

I have a giant pink Mohawk so I'm no one to talk shit on other people's hair, I love beer but not at the skatepark, I smoke and love to ride high......then I read you say they are all scooter kids......fuck scootering it's the gayest sport ever.......I have a new respect for rollerbladers ever since lame ass scootering blew up

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Agreed with everything except the last sentence. Haha

I really don't give a shit about what people ride. No one should. It's a matter of how they ride it. If you're on a scooter and you just stand in the way, go fuck yourself. If you're on a scooter and you ride the skatepark like a respectable human being, good. No problems. I know plenty of respectable scooter kids.

hmuifulikefriedchicken wrote:

I really don't give a shit about what people ride. No one should. It's a matter of how they ride it. If you're on a scooter ...more

hmuifulikefriedchicken wrote:

I really don't give a shit about what people ride. No one should. It's a matter of how they ride it. If you're on a scooter and you just stand in the way, go fuck yourself. If you're on a scooter and you ride the skatepark like a respectable human being, good. No problems. I know plenty of respectable scooter kids.

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Well said bro, personally I have a bit of a love hate relationship with them, my son rides a scooter (I KNOW)... But its just the sheer number of em that gets to me, but I respect anyone that has a passion for something, even if they do look like little fucking retards scooting around lol

I think I just hate kids in general. Except my lad obviously. Jk

Soulrebelrastaman wrote:

Well said bro, personally I have a bit of a love hate relationship with them, my son rides a scooter (I KNOW)... But its just ...more

Soulrebelrastaman wrote:

Well said bro, personally I have a bit of a love hate relationship with them, my son rides a scooter (I KNOW)... But its just the sheer number of em that gets to me, but I respect anyone that has a passion for something, even if they do look like little fucking retards scooting around lol

I think I just hate kids in general. Except my lad obviously. Jk

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A lot of the scooter kids I know outgrow their scooters and move onto bikes... there's hope for your son

I like scooters. Scooters are cooler than skating. If I didn't spend so much on bike parts maybe I'd build a good scooter.

hmuifulikefriedchicken wrote:

I really don't give a shit about what people ride. No one should. It's a matter of how they ride it. If you're on a scooter ...more

hmuifulikefriedchicken wrote:

I really don't give a shit about what people ride. No one should. It's a matter of how they ride it. If you're on a scooter and you just stand in the way, go fuck yourself. If you're on a scooter and you ride the skatepark like a respectable human being, good. No problems. I know plenty of respectable scooter kids.

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Soulrebelrastaman wrote:

Well said bro, personally I have a bit of a love hate relationship with them, my son rides a scooter (I KNOW)... But its just ...more

Soulrebelrastaman wrote:

Well said bro, personally I have a bit of a love hate relationship with them, my son rides a scooter (I KNOW)... But its just the sheer number of em that gets to me, but I respect anyone that has a passion for something, even if they do look like little fucking retards scooting around lol

I think I just hate kids in general. Except my lad obviously. Jk

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hmuifulikefriedchicken wrote:

A lot of the scooter kids I know outgrow their scooters and move onto bikes... there's hope for your son

hmuifulikefriedchicken wrote:

A lot of the scooter kids I know outgrow their scooters and move onto bikes... there's hope for your son

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Damn right. he rides my other bmx too so I ain't worried. He's got a nice custom scooter tho, we were having a scooter bhop competition the other day with my bhop bar and he kicked my ass, haha how cool is that! He's into bmx aswell so Its all good.

Fucking scooter kids... Lol

Only time i straighten my hair is to make my girlfriend and her mom happy. haha But on the serious side, there is always WHORES at mine who try to touch my afro. It sucks. haha and i am just trying to ride. I could take some of them home with me if i wanted to haha but i am at the skatepark to RIDE haha and anyone who does anything other than ride at a skatepark is an idiot and shouldnt be there. It isnt a place to hang out (i dont care if you do, but dont get in the way!!!) it is meant for EXTREME SPORTS! But where i live there are no bikes allowed, which sucks. haha i go anyways and no one cares 95% of the time lol

We name the little kids that come often. Iron Man, Big Cat, Chaos, Bean-Bean. Theres another one or two that dont come around much anymore.

Four wrote:

I like scooters. Scooters are cooler than skating. If I didn't spend so much on bike parts maybe I'd build a good scooter.

Four wrote:

I like scooters. Scooters are cooler than skating. If I didn't spend so much on bike parts maybe I'd build a good scooter.

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I'm going to disagree with this. Skaters may ride the park differently most of time and do longer lines. I skate myself and i respect skaters a lot, one skating is hard, two skating influenced/paved the way for other action sports, three i skate myself haha. i don't mind whatever someone is riding as long as they aren't annoying and like doing what they do then i dont care. I've tried scootering and its fun for about a month then I realized it wasn't for me. I don't like it because i just like the feel of a bike under me. Plus scooter shit breaks so easy axles break like a mofo. Scootering just doesnt scare me enough to try tricks most of the time. Simple tricks on a scooter are too easy. Don't get me wrong though i know some kids that are nasty at scootering and i have a lot of respect for them

Look at the background, atleast you don't have to deal with little ghetto kids who constantly ask to ride your bike and get in your way because their trying to steal skateboards... FUCK!