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5/1/2016 7:51 AM

TO THE KIDS AND THEIR PARENTS: SORRY FOR ALL THE BAD WORDS

So I searched on google for Kink BMX and then there is this wikipedia definition of Kink as a pornographic enterprise.

Kink being a company I quite like, I had a heart attack.

Well, sort of (my sausage roll too).

I was then brought to the question of BMX and it's outside appearance, and started seeing the darker side of BMX companies... Concentrating on the tiltle, website content, and riders, here is what I deduce:

S&M: A fuck-you piece of nameless shit, no balls american bureaucratic company run by a horde of long haired, yellow toothed guys with no job (sorry to Moeller, that dude kinda rocks tho)

Fit: The big fat american fuck-it (think of an american=think of the F word)

Kink: Sex, sex sex, what other than sex?

BSD Forever: Promoting drugs through the name of the company, pity as the product is of a real quality

Cult: A big band of revolted jackass punks worst than the fuck-you S&M guys who decided they could make a company on their own just like that (makes me think of: "hey, you watch this,hold ma' beer")

On Some Shit: No inspiration at all and really provocative (makes me think of guys having legs so short they are literally on their shit for ever)

Subrosa: Racist provocateurs with their black/white videos (a viet on the team is cool tho). And don't forget the pizza, jim.

United: Patriotic dudes waking up to the anthem every day.

Conclusion:

BMX is run by a gang of sex-starved, long haired jackass patriotic american punks eating greasy pizza.

In a sentence, sex, drugs, USA, and pizza.

Gee, sign me up.

Still respecting:

-Odyssey/George French (engineering skills and damn creativity)
-WTP (looking after The People-the population/whatchamacallit)
-Fly (same as ODSY)
-Eastern (don't know why)
-Eclat (but not when Churchill was on the team)
-Deluxe (for that dirt and dirt and dirt)

Thoughts? Comments? Gimme the pleasure of harassing my mixed french-lao ass right away!



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It doesn't matter where a train goes. It's decidin' to get on that does.

5/1/2016 9:59 AM

Can't tell if you're retarded or joking

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5/1/2016 10:00 AM

what are you trying to get at lol

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5/1/2016 10:20 AM

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FREE not under the control or in the power of another; able to act or be done as one wishes
STYLE a particular, distinctive, or characteristic mode of action or manner of acting

5/1/2016 11:11 AM

There's not enough delinquents in Bmx

S&M had a porn shot in its shop , that's fucking awesome

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5/1/2016 11:40 AM
Edited Date/Time: 5/1/2016 11:41 AM

glad he doesnt know about metal bikes / bone deth, my ex posed nude for em

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5/1/2016 12:46 PM

They're just name's. Non of them make any real sense when taken out of context. Federal was originally English, as is united (both started by Ian morris). The name doesn't have a meaning, it's just a word.

S&m is actually the original owners surname initials (gregg swingrover and Chris moeller) and rolls off the tongue nicer than m&s. Your opinion of s&m as a bmx company is straight up disrespectful. They've been around since 87, building some of the best quality parts bmx has ever seen, and always had teams that were hugely influential in bmx (to the point puma sponsored the whole team).

This is what bmx is. We're the fucking dregs of society. The punk kids no one else gave a fuck about. If you don't like it, get out and buy a fucking mountain bike.

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5/1/2016 1:24 PM

^^^ that

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5/1/2016 2:13 PM
Edited Date/Time: 5/1/2016 4:55 PM

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btw tumblr's this way if you wanna post a wall of text getting offended for retarded reasons
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5/1/2016 2:25 PM

JonnyGanja wrote:

glad he doesnt know about metal bikes / bone deth, my ex posed nude for em

sounds classy.

i may need links... for research purposes...

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5/1/2016 4:18 PM

1. Apparently doesn't realize that "we the people" is the opening statement from the constitution of the USA...
2. Anything to do with sex isn't until the 6th definition of "kink" according to the Webster dictionary
3. Who cares? This is BMX. Subcultures are not supposed to be wholesome. If you want a wholesome hobby follow figure skating.

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5/1/2016 4:52 PM

ironmaiden666 wrote:

1. Apparently doesn't realize that "we the people" is the opening statement from the constitution of the USA...
2. Anything to ...more

My fiance is a professional figure skater....it is not that wholesome behind the scenes....no more or less than any other activity...

and isn't WeThePeople a German company?


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5/1/2016 4:59 PM

sXeBMXer wrote:

My fiance is a professional figure skater....it is not that wholesome behind the scenes....no more or less than any other ...more

On TV it's wholesome...no tattoos, no edgy music etc and that's the image some people want bmx to have. And your fiancé must have an awesome body lol good job!
And yes about WTP further adding to the irony

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5/1/2016 5:09 PM

I just did a quick Wiki search of BMX companies, and other than the big and old boy companies (Haro, Mongoose etc), the only small company I could find mentioned was Terrible One. Subrosa got a mention for a bike design it had done with the band The Sword, but they have no page...Odyssey also has a small page...

Yeah. On TV it is wholesome, like all sports. Behind the scenes, it is scary sometimes. Girls can be pretty mean....

I have seen some edits from some of the companies where the riders are doing stuff hat is not helping the image of BMXer's...FBM comes to mind...but as you said, BMXers followed skaters in the world of misfits and punx back in the early 80's. If you weren't a dirt race superstar you were a culvert rat. I remember even skaters didn't want us around at first b/c they thought we were narcs.

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1988 Mongoose Caifornian Pro
2015 Surly Krampus

"Running Is dumb" - Dave Lawrence

5/1/2016 6:08 PM

lol people are freaking out but it's just shits and giggles about generic stereotypes that can be applied with some thought

Pretty funny tbh

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5/1/2016 6:22 PM

grumpySteve wrote:

They're just name's. Non of them make any real sense when taken out of context. Federal was originally English, as is united ...more

I already have a MTB and I grew up on MTBs.

I don't mean any disrespect to S&M, and I respect their position in the BMX industry, but you can't help click on Mike Hoder's page and seeing a big fat middle finger. This doesn't help that much with sales, what do the parents think? There is no dignity, no self-respect, and no respect for others. If one cannot respect oneself, how do you expect me to respect them? Moeller is fine, as is his company, but these things are personal, things you keep for yourself, it's as if you go out into the streets proclaiming that you do drugs and have sex every night?

I'm just looking out for brands to avoid. I don't want to give my hard earned money to team riders that use it carelessly to smoke weed, fuck whores, drink whiskey and live an unhealthy lifestyle.

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It doesn't matter where a train goes. It's decidin' to get on that does.

5/1/2016 7:02 PM

Skylight wrote:

I already have a MTB and I grew up on MTBs.

I don't mean any disrespect to S&M, and I respect their position in the BMX ...more

You sound like you wouldn't be that fun to hang out with. Go drink a 12 pack and go to the strip club and you'll see there's a reason some people act like degenerates. It's way more fun than living by the rules.

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5/1/2016 7:08 PM
Edited Date/Time: 5/1/2016 7:23 PM

Skylight wrote:

I already have a MTB and I grew up on MTBs.

I don't mean any disrespect to S&M, and I respect their position in the BMX ...more

In the strict sense, what you just wrote here is 100% correct. IMHO there is no reason that people in the BMX industry need to act that way or promote (or pretend to push) juvenile, disrespectful, and physically and societally unwise ways of living in order to make it clear that one is hard enough, bad enough, crazy enough to be emulated (and therefore translate that into loyal which drives sales$).

I do think BMX would be more successful if it expanded itself. It pisses me off, as I've said before, to see parents around my way with means spending $$$ on complete generic heavy mtb style junk because it has bright colors, nice stickers and looks like they expect a quality bike to look. They can't tell that the componentry is shabby & their paying for the brand sticker.

It's never a good idea to lack diversity, whether in nature, finance & business, population, education, culture... You can't paint yourself into a corner or be too dependent on one group or idea. You may become extinct.

BUT - it's undeniably true what ironmaiden says above, that it's part of the original culture & It's part of its appeal.

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5/1/2016 7:29 PM

This guy sounds like one of them Jesus lovers

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5/1/2016 10:49 PM

But it's what bmx is. That's us you're talking about, not just the bmx companies. So you won't support the smaller companies that have stuck with bmx through all the shit times? You won't support a bmx company that still makes everything in house because they care about their product? Because of the image of one of their riders? That's pretty lame.
I bet you hate fbm too because of what their initials stand for and because of all the stupid shit they do in their videos. You should find a few Steve Crandall interviews, you'll learn what bmx is. It's not some clean cut, awesome x games trick sport.
Bmx is about having fun on a kids bike and pissing about with your friends. If you don't get that then you don't get bmx

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5/1/2016 11:06 PM

Let people do them as long as it isn't hurting anyone or is malicious who cares , S&M is dope as fuck can't wait for the video

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5/1/2016 11:33 PM

ironmaiden666 wrote:

1. Apparently doesn't realize that "we the people" is the opening statement from the constitution of the USA...
2. Anything to ...more

1/WTP makes me think about the people/ le peuple, not about the constitution. The name gives an idea of "by the people, for the people", and this, with the crossed hammer logo, makes me think of communism.

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2/The word kink with it's informal (sex) side is under the 1st definition in the Oxford Dictionary of English:

1 a sharp twist or curve in something that is otherwise straight: a kink in the road.
• a flaw or obstacle in a plan, operation, etc.: though the system is making some headway, there are still some kinks to iron out.
• a quirk of character or behavior.
informal a person's unusual sexual preference.


3/Everyone except us cares, which is an indication that we should care about it too. I don't want to say "I ride BMX" and have people think that I do drugs and sex, but have them think "wow, thats an extreme sport, you've dedicated your life to something you love- respect, dude!"

I know about the things involved with BMX, but subcultures are not supposed to be official, they are supposed to be personal and "behind the scenes". Look at AdamLZ for example, he is a perfect ambassador of BMX-he doesn't need to do drugs, show his tattoos or spend money on girls (check out Adam22)-he does what he loves to do, promotes it positively, invites new riders, opens up another perspective to the sport-one of respect, kindness and fun.


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It doesn't matter where a train goes. It's decidin' to get on that does.

5/1/2016 11:49 PM

Collin_McClenahan wrote:

You sound like you wouldn't be that fun to hang out with. Go drink a 12 pack and go to the strip club and you'll see there's a ...more

Don't judge me by what i write-you never have seen me in person.

As far as you are concerned, you dont know my history.

I am not a small 12 year old. I do know the taste of alcohol, have seen pills, and still have ''fun'' in the toilets with my girl in a camera equipped school. My gf's family is in the traffic and she definitely is a jackass whore punk, so don't think I'm just a classic arse looking to disrupt the BMX scene.

I just had the balls to stop it all and to see a different side to the world. Make the change. Live by the rules so you know where they crack.

I relate BMX to ''softcore'' when i want to relax and just don't like the fact that hard earned money supports some real bastards. And I friggin love S&M, my disrespect comes from my respect.

If you want we can dig together one time in our lives, ride some smooth trails and listen to reggae while blasting jumps on a free coaster. I don't know what that sounds like to you, but that is my idea of paradise.

Then you can tell me then if I'm not ''fun''.

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It doesn't matter where a train goes. It's decidin' to get on that does.

5/1/2016 11:52 PM

Charliekeet wrote:

In the strict sense, what you just wrote here is 100% correct. IMHO there is no reason that people in the BMX industry need to ...more

Thanks for seeing what I want to say. At least you have an open mind.

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It doesn't matter where a train goes. It's decidin' to get on that does.

5/2/2016 12:05 AM

grumpySteve wrote:

But it's what bmx is. That's us you're talking about, not just the bmx companies. So you won't support the smaller companies ...more

Wow, is your ass on fire from my S&M comment?

BMX is open to everyone's interpretation. What BMX is to you isn't what BMX is to me. I get BMX in my own way, there is no need to tell me I am not worthy of it.

BMX is having fun on a kid's bike and pissing about with your friends. It's not about insulting everyone and limit it to the core BMX riders. BMX is also the fun of introducing new riders, new talents and new ideas, not just keeping the jackass punk attitude.

You're getting it wrong. I do not appreciate FBM for their image, but I respect their products. I do support hard working individuals who create a company from their love of the sport, I don't support the guys using the money in a wrong way. BMX money is to make BMX better, feed the hungry mouths of kids who couldn't make it to university, but not to sponsor the rider's daily beer and drugs.

If a rider drinks, smokes or does drugs, then I do not buy what he has helped design or what is under his name even if I love the part, because I know that he will make money from me and use it to destroy himself even more. If you read between the lines, that means I friggin love BMX and i friggin love all the riders. I help them by not giving them my money, to limit their consumption and to add a few more years to their lifetime. Maybe they will thank people like me when they can enjoy their ripe years in full health with the grandkids.

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It doesn't matter where a train goes. It's decidin' to get on that does.

5/2/2016 12:07 AM

eskimojay wrote:

This guy sounds like one of them Jesus lovers

Who? Me?

I believe in jesus like I believe I have a vgg and two fat breasts.

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It doesn't matter where a train goes. It's decidin' to get on that does.

5/2/2016 12:09 AM

one try kid wrote:

sounds classy.

i may need links... for research purposes...

you do not want to know what she looks like now lol she use to be hot and now shes full on like obese doing bbw porn its disgusting.

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5/2/2016 12:12 AM

Skylight wrote:

Wow, is your ass on fire from my S&M comment?

BMX is open to everyone's interpretation. What BMX is to you isn't what BMX ...more

you sure are a pussy.

almost everything invented in the world was invented by people that drank or smoke

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5/2/2016 12:17 AM

grumpySteve wrote:

But it's what bmx is. That's us you're talking about, not just the bmx companies. So you won't support the smaller companies ...more

Skylight wrote:

Wow, is your ass on fire from my S&M comment?

BMX is open to everyone's interpretation. What BMX is to you isn't what BMX ...more

Step off your fucking pedestal dude. You act like your lifestyle and decisions are the only path anyone should follow. What's wrong with some buddies riding a spot and having a drink? A whole lot less than an ignorant prick with a bad sense of the bmx culture bashing people and companies over his assumptions of their lifestyles.

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5/2/2016 12:21 AM

JonnyGanja wrote:

you sure are a pussy.

almost everything invented in the world was invented by people that drank or smoke

Quite the opposite in fact.

If I'm a pussy, you're a dick. Complete opposites, but you need me.

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It doesn't matter where a train goes. It's decidin' to get on that does.