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6/27/2011 11:32 AM

I got dirt and pebbles stuck in my bars when i crashed in the dirt and didnt have bar ends. How do i get that shit out ?

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Free Casey Anthony

6/27/2011 11:33 AM

put some peanut butter in your bars and then shake them till the pebbles stick to it.

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trails are not skateparks, they exist solely from the work and dedication of local riders. so next time you start complaining about not having local trails to ride, you only need look at yourself.
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6/27/2011 11:34 AM

Stick a flat head screw driver in there and pry that shit out.

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6/27/2011 11:38 AM

get bar ends

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6/27/2011 11:44 AM

lilkypes wrote:

get bar ends

no fuckin way. they make those?

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6/27/2011 11:46 AM

Suck really hard on the other end of your bars.

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6/27/2011 11:57 AM

use a air hose and blow them out

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pcoco ticaleb

6/27/2011 12:09 PM

Magnet.

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6/27/2011 12:10 PM

COLORADO SPRINGS wrote:

Magnet.

What ?!!!!

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Free Casey Anthony

6/27/2011 12:13 PM

Bananna

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6/27/2011 12:30 PM

NEVER ride without barends. my friend lost 3 feet of his intestine. iv seen it in 2 edits aswell.

just use a screw driver and take ur bars off and shake em

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Trails not Rails

E21 - Resto + E30 340i M60 v8 build + E36 328ti Daily skidder

6/27/2011 12:42 PM

Verde. wrote:

NEVER ride without barends. my friend lost 3 feet of his intestine. iv seen it in 2 edits aswell.

just use a screw driver and take ur bars off and shake em

i got my penis caught in the zipper once.

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trails are not skateparks, they exist solely from the work and dedication of local riders. so next time you start complaining about not having local trails to ride, you only need look at yourself.
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6/27/2011 12:48 PM

cupovjoe wrote:

i got my penis caught in the zipper once.

it fucking sucks doesnt it.

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Trails not Rails

E21 - Resto + E30 340i M60 v8 build + E36 328ti Daily skidder

6/27/2011 12:51 PM

Verde. wrote:

NEVER ride without barends. my friend lost 3 feet of his intestine. iv seen it in 2 edits aswell.

just use a screw driver and take ur bars off and shake em

cupovjoe wrote:

i got my penis caught in the zipper once.

Verde. wrote:

it fucking sucks doesnt it.

yeah, i had to put peanut butter on it to make it feel better.

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trails are not skateparks, they exist solely from the work and dedication of local riders. so next time you start complaining about not having local trails to ride, you only need look at yourself.
Bike check?

6/27/2011 12:56 PM

Verde. wrote:

NEVER ride without barends. my friend lost 3 feet of his intestine. iv seen it in 2 edits aswell.

just use a screw driver and take ur bars off and shake em

How do u lose 3 feet of intestines from riding without bar ends ?

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Free Casey Anthony

6/27/2011 12:57 PM

cupovjoe wrote:

yeah, i had to put peanut butter on it to make it feel better.

i used mayo, works all the same

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Trails not Rails

E21 - Resto + E30 340i M60 v8 build + E36 328ti Daily skidder

6/27/2011 1:01 PM

Verde. wrote:

NEVER ride without barends. my friend lost 3 feet of his intestine. iv seen it in 2 edits aswell.

just use a screw driver and take ur bars off and shake em

Large bannanas wrote:

How do u lose 3 feet of intestines from riding without bar ends ?

The end of the bar will stab you in the gut thats how

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pcoco ticaleb

6/27/2011 1:03 PM

vanny wrote:

The end of the bar will stab you in the gut thats how

10 points

yeah he was about 13 or 14, on his mountain bike. did a jump, god knows what happened but he got impaled and the doctor had to cut a huge piece of intestine and part of his stomach out

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Trails not Rails

E21 - Resto + E30 340i M60 v8 build + E36 328ti Daily skidder

6/27/2011 1:03 PM

Verde. wrote:

NEVER ride without barends. my friend lost 3 feet of his intestine. iv seen it in 2 edits aswell.

just use a screw driver and take ur bars off and shake em

Large bannanas wrote:

How do u lose 3 feet of intestines from riding without bar ends ?

vanny wrote:

The end of the bar will stab you in the gut thats how

He said he saw it in an edit ?What edit ?

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Free Casey Anthony

6/27/2011 1:06 PM

Verde. wrote:

NEVER ride without barends. my friend lost 3 feet of his intestine. iv seen it in 2 edits aswell.

just use a screw driver and take ur bars off and shake em

Large bannanas wrote:

How do u lose 3 feet of intestines from riding without bar ends ?

the same way you lose a wallet, it falls out.

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trails are not skateparks, they exist solely from the work and dedication of local riders. so next time you start complaining about not having local trails to ride, you only need look at yourself.
Bike check?

6/27/2011 1:07 PM

Verde. wrote:

NEVER ride without barends. my friend lost 3 feet of his intestine. iv seen it in 2 edits aswell.

just use a screw driver and take ur bars off and shake em

Large bannanas wrote:

How do u lose 3 feet of intestines from riding without bar ends ?

cupovjoe wrote:

the same way you lose a wallet, it falls out.

or if you're someplace ghetto, someone steals it then sells it on the black market.

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trails are not skateparks, they exist solely from the work and dedication of local riders. so next time you start complaining about not having local trails to ride, you only need look at yourself.
Bike check?

6/27/2011 1:12 PM

Large bannanas wrote:

How do u lose 3 feet of intestines from riding without bar ends ?

vanny wrote:

The end of the bar will stab you in the gut thats how

Large bannanas wrote:

He said he saw it in an edit ?What edit ?

il try find out. it was my mates girlfriend, was hey like u like bmx watch this. i think the guy was sponsored on some team, he reminded me of sean burns or colt fake. but basically he goes to bunnyhop bar a hip. hardly leaves the ground and falls forward

" oooh fuck tools tools, get me some tools awwww shit "

camera man runs over, rider has 8 inches of bar in his stomach

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Trails not Rails

E21 - Resto + E30 340i M60 v8 build + E36 328ti Daily skidder

6/27/2011 1:26 PM

Go find that first Revenge Industries video and see a dude get inches (I can't say feet, but it was more than enough) of skin scraped into his bars. He then pulls it out like dental string. Knarley stuff. Bar ends F.T....errrr.. To save your life?

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6/27/2011 1:38 PM

scrape out as much as you can, put an air compressor on one end, and tape up around it leaving the other end open. put it on full blast and that should blow some out. then get bar ends so it doesn't happen again.

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6/27/2011 1:48 PM

Verde. wrote:

NEVER ride without barends. my friend lost 3 feet of his intestine. iv seen it in 2 edits aswell.

just use a screw driver and take ur bars off and shake em

this my dads had a friend that got his eye pulled out like that.

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steazy

6/27/2011 2:26 PM

Verde. wrote:

NEVER ride without barends. my friend lost 3 feet of his intestine. iv seen it in 2 edits aswell.

just use a screw driver and take ur bars off and shake em

thebmxerSS wrote:

this my dads had a friend that got his eye pulled out like that.

oh my fucking god thats absolutely vile!

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Trails not Rails

E21 - Resto + E30 340i M60 v8 build + E36 328ti Daily skidder

6/27/2011 6:14 PM

Verde. wrote:

NEVER ride without barends. my friend lost 3 feet of his intestine. iv seen it in 2 edits aswell.

just use a screw driver and take ur bars off and shake em

thebmxerSS wrote:

this my dads had a friend that got his eye pulled out like that.

Verde. wrote:

oh my fucking god thats absolutely vile!

fail that would be shit scarypost edits

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Biggest troll.

6/27/2011 6:50 PM
Edited Date/Time: 6/27/2011 6:50 PM

Verde. wrote:

NEVER ride without barends. my friend lost 3 feet of his intestine. iv seen it in 2 edits aswell.

just use a screw driver and take ur bars off and shake em

thebmxerSS wrote:

this my dads had a friend that got his eye pulled out like that.

Verde. wrote:

oh my fucking god thats absolutely vile!

i know, he said they were jumping a ramp into a creek, and his eyeball was stuck in his bar, and it just pulled out and they had to ride like 5 miles to his house.

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steazy