Part III, We have now concluded our discussion with homophobes turned bisexual...!!! Funny shit

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5/25/2010 6:02 PM

Sorry about the messiness, it's too long to clean up....

Me
I live life on the edge, you know what I mean?
8:26pmNate
i know that expression
it means you are daring and are willing to try new things
8:27pmMe
Basically, it means I am the biggest badass ever to walk the earth....not to brag or anything.
8:27pmNate
you dont need to
i respect that
have you ever been curious of what it is like to give or recive a bj from a guy
8:29pmMe
Nah, I've never wondered that....now if you had said "dolphin"...that's a whole nother can of meal worms right tere
there*
8:30pmNate
would you be willing to try me giving you a bj to find out if i really am afraid of guys or i like them
to find out if i am bi
8:31pmMe
You do know that there is a grey area right? You don't have to choose between being a homophobe and being flamboyantly flat-out gay.
8:31pmNate
i am saying i might be bi liking both guys and girls
i know for a fact i like girls already
8:31pmMe
NO WAY ME TOO!!!!
8:31pmNate
i am bi curious at this point wondering what it is like
8:32pmMe
It's like squeezing an 18 wheeler into a car garage at first, then it becomes more like throwing a poodle down a volcano
8:33pmNate
explain
in real life what this means
8:33pmMe
It means nothing, nothing at all, young grasshoppa
8:33pmNate
lol
but i think i might be bi and was wondering if you r bi as well
8:34pmMe
I can only speak English...sure, I took spanish for like 8 years, but No se nada, hombre.
8:35pmNate
not even a little bit
8:36pmMe
No sir, not even a little bit.
8:37pmNate
you have never been curious of what it was like to be with a guy
8:37pmMe
No. Not once
8:37pmNate
then y does your facebook say you like men and women
i just checked lol
8:38pmMe
Interested In: Women
Men
Looking For: Friendship
Read much?
8:39pmNate
ya it says interested in women
men
8:39pmMe
Are you quite sure about that?
8:39pmNate
bout what
?
8:40pmMe
What does it say under "Looking For?"
8:42pmNate
friendship
but it says you are intereseted in Men
so would you be willing to let me try oral on you to find out if i am bi
8:42pmMe
Oh shit, well damn, I guess mofucking facebook is always right huh?
8:42pmNate
yep
8:43pmMe
Do you like repeating yourslf?
8:43pmNate
not really
y
8:43pmMe
Oh okay. Well then obviously I'm already in an open relationship with Mr. Kent there
8:44pmNate
thats just a joke though cause it also says you have a kid
8:44pmMe
I do...don't you go badmouthin my kid, I'll sock you one square in the mouth
8:45pmNate
so are you bi
and i dont plan on it
i dont blab shit
i thought you did not either
y do you think i said between us only
8:46pmMe
Is George Strait the best country artist ever?
8:46pmNate
garth brooks
maybe better
8:47pmMe
OH okay cool
8:47pmNate
so are you bi
8:47pmMe
No.
8:47pmNate
i have been getting mixed vibes through the whole time
8:47pmMe
No. No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.
8:47pmNate
then what was i not to blab
8:48pmMe
I told you not to badmouth my kid yae
8:48pmNate
o lol
so is ben bi?
or bryan?
8:50pmMe
I
Am
Not
Ben
or
Brian
8:50pmNate
i know that
but you are really good friends with them so u might no
8:50pmMe
Or I might not
8:51pmNate
but would you be willing to let me do oral on you to find out if i am or not
8:51pmMe
If you're really flexible you can suck your own dick
8:52pmNate
not that flexible i bet
8:53pmMe
Start stretching nignog
8:54pmNate
but would you let me on you
8:54pmMe
No, no.
Just no.
8:54pmNate
ok
it might feel good
8:55pmMe
Nope, I would throw the fuck up
8:55pmNate
wow then how do you act it so well
8:55pmMe
act what?
8:55pmNate
being bi
8:56pmMe
What evidence do you have to support that claim?
8:56pmNate
libray you act bi around me
8:56pmMe
How so?
Specific examples please.
8:56pmNate
apple
or when comming to talk to me
waves and winks
and smile voice tone of when talking to me
8:57pmMe
Oh, so it's bisexual to offer apples to people? And I wave and wink to everyone, even my boss and people I despise, and I like being happy nigga.


8:58pmNate
no but to do it consitantly to just me might make people think
and being happy is good
8:59pmMe
I smile a lot. And I don't care if people think I'm gay. They've got there lives, I've got mine, and I like riding bikes, so my life is better.
8:59pmNate
ok them the convo the past to days neveer happeend
thx
9:00pmMe
Never happened nigga
9:00pmNate
k igtg
9:00pmMe
k

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I do stuff and I'm not good at it.

5/25/2010 6:08 PM

lol this guy really has major issues

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5/25/2010 6:10 PM

"Start stretching nignog"

lololol

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crystal meth

5/25/2010 6:22 PM

"DON"T YOU GO BADMOUTHIN MY KID, I'LL SOCK YOU ONE SQUARE IN THE MOUTH"

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trails are not skateparks, they exist solely from the work and dedication of local riders. so next time you start complaining about not having local trails to ride, you only need look at yourself.
Bike check?

5/25/2010 6:46 PM

That conversation totally happened. I think you should post it EVERYWHERE.

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"Hey anybody ever make that mistake like right when you wake up in the morning and you believe in yourself?" -Kyle Kinane

"BIKES!" -Tom Segura

5/25/2010 6:53 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/15/2016 2:40 AM

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time to see what 4chan & /b/ thinks?? i think it is.

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Easternbiker93 wrote: And Jesus said "Thou shall not find humorous people, but only sarcastic ass hats on Vital"
JustRideBMX wrote: I can't ride high. All I wanna do is ball up and cuddle with everything.

5/25/2010 6:53 PM

dave lawrence wrote:

That conversation totally happened. I think you should post it EVERYWHERE.

Wait are you being sarcastic? Sorry if you're annoyed. I'll take note of that in the future.

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I do stuff and I'm not good at it.

5/25/2010 6:54 PM

"It's like squeezing an 18 wheeler into a car garage at first, then it becomes more like throwing a poodle down a volcano."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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My nigga Ressler, stay up!
My nigga Babysatan, stay up!
My nigga Copiolet, stay up!
My nigga DakAttack, stay up!
My nigga NCDave, stay up!
My nigga Enzo, stay up!


And I ride for my niggas

5/25/2010 7:14 PM

bmxrider1439 wrote:

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time to see what 4chan & /b/ thinks?? i think it is.

I don't frequent those boards, you're welcome to take it over there though...idgaf.

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I do stuff and I'm not good at it.

5/25/2010 7:22 PM

dave lawrence wrote:

That conversation totally happened. I think you should post it EVERYWHERE.

tibug wrote:

Wait are you being sarcastic? Sorry if you're annoyed. I'll take note of that in the future.

Haha at first I didn't think it was real...but after seeing that the dude is a weirdo, I think you should just post it everywhere his friends look, or just anonymously send it to them...and edit yourself out (name-wise)

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"Hey anybody ever make that mistake like right when you wake up in the morning and you believe in yourself?" -Kyle Kinane

"BIKES!" -Tom Segura

5/25/2010 7:28 PM

dave lawrence wrote:

Haha at first I didn't think it was real...but after seeing that the dude is a weirdo, I think you should just post it everywhere his friends look, or just anonymously send it to them...and edit yourself out (name-wise)

Ahhahahahahhaaaa gotcha...but the last thing I want is to cause him to kill himself.

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I do stuff and I'm not good at it.

5/25/2010 8:35 PM

i didnt read all of it but that kids a flaming faggot

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