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Well, me and my friends had a run in with some ramp tramps. Twas a goos time, nuff said.
What are the ramp tramps like in your area? What are the best and worst times you have had with them? Do you hate em, or love em and why?
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Ramp Tramps are the devil's temptation. They may look nice from the outside, but inside there full of std's that will make your willy fall off.
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Our skate park. God damn. Sluts. They're all 13 and 14 year olds that will bang anything that walks. And they do. Sweet Jesus, I don't know how many times I've been offered a lap dance or some shit for doing a bunch of transfers, throw a turn down in and they'll bang.
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Dennon21 wrote:There's no sluts at my park
biggybuggy wrote:Man, I could get hepatitis A, B, C, D, E, F, G. All the letters if I banged the chicks at my park. Lapdances suffice.
use a condom pussy
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One good thing about my local park being run by the county is that ramp tramps aren't allowed. Although onetime three sisters were watching me ride (i was the only one there). While i was riding i could hear them screaming and cussing at each other and yelling about how they didn't give a fuck if there was a cop there (there was, and he could obviously hear them) the oldest one (maybe 15?) was also singing something like "i'm just a hooooeeee on the side of the rooooaad..." In the worst singing voice you have ever heard. When i was packing up to leave she told me i was totally cute and i was just like "yeah, i know." and then rode away. The shocked and confused look on her face was priceless.
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reminded me road past a basketball court in peaceful valley aka ghetto and some girl said DASS WAT IM TALKIN BOUT and it was a crowd of black girls looking at me.. i banged them all out at half court
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at the park I go to a lot, it's right by a college so sometimes there's girls that go there by themselves to just watch. sadly not a lot of them are good eye candy but lately the last few times I've been up there's a bunch of weird emo/scene skanks that gather in a circle and just sit in the middle of the street next to the park (no traffic, as that street is blocked off) and watch everyone. Don't know for sure if they're ramp tramps though.
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we get a lot, but they are all like 7/8th graders.
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Collin_McClenahan wrote:we get a lot, but they are all like 7/8th graders.
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LOLCollin_McClenahan wrote:we get a lot, but they are all like 7/8th graders.
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Last I was there, they were about 13.
Even when I was 13 I knew to stay away from ramp tramps.
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Dennon21 wrote:There's no sluts at my park
biggybuggy wrote:Man, I could get hepatitis A, B, C, D, E, F, G. All the letters if I banged the chicks at my park. Lapdances suffice.
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To me it was never ok.
Ramp tramps are gross.
When I turned 18 it was "Buy me smokes and Ill' suck your dick"
Once I turned 21 it was "buy me some alcohol and I'll suck your dick" and I noped right outta that situation, usually with a remark like "I don't wanna catch anything" or "I wouldn't do that with his dick" referencing another dude at the park.
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Sounds like the ramp tramps around here are more selective. They didnt go after just anyone but still would have to sift through shit to find the gold.
Honestly they sucked dick for cigarettes? Classy.
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Ramp Tramps. Sounds like a rockabilly group.
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Small farm town, they had an addiction, they figured sex would get them what they want.
It was messed up.
At my local park now they just sit on the benches and annoy everyone by yelling.
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I dont like tramps/sluts or whores of any kind. so no thanks. Most of them are way too young and unattractive anyways.
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dave lawrence wrote:Last I was there, they were about 13.
Even when I was 13 I knew to stay away from ramp tramps.
My figuring here.
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whenever there are any at my local park they are like modeling or photo shooting bc my local park is FDR in philly so there is some dope graffiti there
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I don't have ramp tramps because I don't have a skatepark haha
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We have like a few that come around from time to time. Recently a 14 yr old began what I believe to be a "relationship" with a well over 18 I think over drinking age guy that rode here once. If i counted all the ones in the gazebo maybe 20feet from the park there'd be everything from 10yr olds to 18 yr olds all day everyday. And the park is 10ft from a police stations and the popular claim is "they had to board up the back of the ramps because someone got pregnant back there." Kinda wanna know if its true even though I know its not.
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