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12/11/2013 3:15 PM

Say what you hear at the park/trails or out roaming the streets. No hate, just fun and games here

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12/11/2013 3:18 PM

dude my chains too loose I cant ride
dude I think I bent my rim
dude my bike doesn't feel right
Yewwwww!
dude that was sick
its only like 20 feet its not that big

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12/11/2013 3:30 PM

hey man what hood you from?
represent yourself fool
you banging fool?
hey I'm big when I'm standing on my wallet
I pay taxes too motherfucker
don't be touching me fool

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12/11/2013 3:30 PM

Fuck my tires are low.
*about to hall down a hill* brakes would be nice now

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12/11/2013 3:41 PM
Edited Date/Time: 12/11/2013 3:50 PM

cole is a fagg.
sup fag.
yewwww
lets ride the manny pad

Edit. if you think I'm being an ass to him look at where he lives. then look at where i live

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Old bike VVV

California Living

I now have a more or less stock sunday scout with a complete Demo rear wheel. Sue me

12/11/2013 3:54 PM

Let's Shesh
Dude I poped my tube
Let's ride
Dude that was so steezy
Man I need new .....

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Bang Bang bmx

12/11/2013 4:01 PM

Counts (when a sketchy trick is landed)
Eat a dick
Monster?
Sooo Subway/McDonald's?
(fart) followed by "I think I just shit my pants"
oh dude I DEFINITELY just shit my pants
Shit, cop get off your bike
You're good (when crossing the street)
no homo
no homo but if you land that I'll suck your dick
That guy in that car's speeding! Do the cop noise! ( followed by cop siren noise from me)
so where to?

and various insults/string of words yelling at random people who yell at us first

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12/11/2013 4:13 PM

the most annoying one is yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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12/11/2013 4:23 PM

Check this shit out
that was sketchy
oh no, i think i blew my tire
Oh my god was that my frame!?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YO! Don't diss my machine!
That's not bad this shit is easy!
Easy watch this... (proceeds to eat it followed with vulgar language)


There should also be a thread what stupid city swag kids do when they see bmx riders... they're annoying T_T

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12/11/2013 4:32 PM

TheRadDragon wrote:

Check this shit out
that was sketchy
oh no, i think i blew my tire
Oh my god was that my frame!?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YO! Don't diss my machine!
That's not bad this shit is easy!
Easy watch this... (proceeds to eat it followed with vulgar language)


There should also be a thread what stupid city swag kids do when they see bmx riders... they're annoying T_T

I second the last part, fucking with them is so much fun though.

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12/11/2013 5:14 PM

"shred"
is that an aaron ross sunday? (when they see a colorful bike)
can you bar spin?
how much did you spend on your bike?

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12/11/2013 6:13 PM

Their was a thread about this along while back.

"Fuck Sunday"
"Dude Sunday's are gay"
"Yo watch this"
"Imma try tailwhips"
"Think I can still do it?"
"Fuckin snake"
"Fuckin scooters kids"
"Fuck"
"Dude look at these scooter kids"
"Can I borrow your scooter?"
"Dude I just showed that scooter kid up!"
"Watch this shit"
"Fuckin steeze that shit"
"Yooooo !"
'That was clean as fuck"

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12/11/2013 6:17 PM

Brayden_Buckingham wrote:

Their was a thread about this along while back.

"Fuck Sunday"
"Dude Sunday's are gay"
"Yo watch this"
"Imma try tailwhips"
"Think I can still do it?"
"Fuckin snake"
"Fuckin scooters kids"
"Fuck"
"Dude look at these scooter kids"
"Can I borrow your scooter?"
"Dude I just showed that scooter kid up!"
"Watch this shit"
"Fuckin steeze that shit"
"Yooooo !"
'That was clean as fuck"

you forgot:
"Dude is that a sunday?! No? Oh that's gay!"
"Dude that sunday is so cool!"
I used to have a sunday sticker on my headtube lol




On a side note i now have a demolition sticker on my headtube and people are like "whoa dude! IS that a demolition bike? That's cool! I knew a guy with one of those!" i just nod politely and say yes lol

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12/11/2013 6:36 PM

haha i know all about the sunday lovers

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I want everyone to know that Jesus Christ died on the cross for all of your sins, he went to hell for three days and defeated death and rose from the grave on the 3rd day.






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12/11/2013 6:39 PM

OneGuyIlluminatiEye wrote:

haha i know all about the sunday lovers

I shit you not , I had A CULT STICKER on my ALL BLACK bike (Sponsored flo rider gave it to me for riding good) and some kid came up to me and asked,"Is that a Sunday Aaron Ross bike?"

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12/11/2013 7:04 PM

OneGuyIlluminatiEye wrote:

haha i know all about the sunday lovers

Brayden_Buckingham wrote:

I shit you not , I had A CULT STICKER on my ALL BLACK bike (Sponsored flo rider gave it to me for riding good) and some kid came up to me and asked,"Is that a Sunday Aaron Ross bike?"

Haha Sunday fan boys!
Dude i think i cracked my forks on that 3 stair
Shred bro
Dude that was fucking sick
Is that a Sunday
Do it for Dugan
How much did your bike cost
Can you tail whip
Dude your bikes gay

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12/11/2013 7:19 PM

Brayden_Buckingham wrote:

Their was a thread about this along while back.

"Fuck Sunday"
"Dude Sunday's are gay"
"Yo watch this"
"Imma try tailwhips"
"Think I can still do it?"
"Fuckin snake"
"Fuckin scooters kids"
"Fuck"
"Dude look at these scooter kids"
"Can I borrow your scooter?"
"Dude I just showed that scooter kid up!"
"Watch this shit"
"Fuckin steeze that shit"
"Yooooo !"
'That was clean as fuck"

Just add dude that was so steez and whip it.. And that's basically all of bc

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Bang Bang bmx

12/11/2013 7:23 PM

Just pull a little bit.
Your mom.
he can flair that, it isnt hard.
It isnt hard.
Man, i wanna go to Ray's man.
FUCK I LANDED ON MY NUTS.
You guys cant even fakie, but you can (insert difficult trick here)
Oh my God I wanna go ride trails.
Lemme ride your bike.
Lemme hold a dollar.
Get off my property.
PULL OUT.
Aint nuthin but a thang to do.
Where is the bathroom.
Pussy.
She got a nice ass, bro?
Fuck.
Shit.
Piss.
Doyle rode this.
Yeagle jumped that fence over there.
Tits or gtfo.
YUUUUUUUP

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12/11/2013 7:27 PM

Anyone got a 17 or 6?!

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12/11/2013 7:32 PM

at the park (its been awhile since I rode park it might have gotten better):
dude that was so swag
is that a premium or a fit?
neither ooh my bikes better then
blah blah other swagfag talk

at trails:
dude that was sick
just do it quit being a bitch

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12/11/2013 7:37 PM

Anybody got some Allens
Dude i think i bent my bars
Dude don't be a puss
Just do it
Dude lets go ride street
Dude i need a new bike
Dude i think i got a flat
I need a tube
Dude why is your bike so heavy
My bikes too heavy
Dude my top tubes to long i need a new frame
Dude i think i snapped my cranks
Dude im gonna get a 25 t sprocket
Yoooooooooooo
That was gay
Your mom
You suck

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12/11/2013 7:39 PM

On street;
Serio ese you can't even 180 foo you suck
My grades are lower than my seat foo
What bike is that?

Park:
Can I go
How do you do _____?
Woah
Yoooo

Trails:
Damn
Want me to rebuild this jump?



Me: I'm sorry
Please stop being vulgar
What
Can you tell me what I'm doing wrong

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Cats got 9 lives I got four.

12/11/2013 7:57 PM

Do that again daddy! What was that trick called? A wipeout honey. I was supposed to stay on my bike. Oh, are you ok? Yeah. DO IT AGAIN DADDY!

Yeah, I don't go to bike parks, but I've had that conversation a few times in a normal park, haha.

While riding in the town I used to live in, I heard;
"Dude, buy a car!" (Out the window of a car that was barely on the road and worth less than a good set of cranks, haha)
"Aren't you a little old to be riding kids bikes?"
(Two guys talking by the front of my neighborhood, stopped in the street, talking between cars)
Guy in truck " Look at this fuckin guy. Ain't that bike a little small for him?"
Guy I've talked to a few times, drives a 240sx, primered, but lots of money under the hood. "Haha, you tell him that, he's a big fucker!" The guy in the truck pulled away and waved as he went by.

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12/11/2013 8:14 PM

Dude that was gnar
Dick sude!!!!
Fag
Pussy
Bitch
Dude not enough steez
Dude that was sex
Soo clean
Damn
Dialed
Dude i think i can 3 out of this
I got it
Dude shred or die
I wanna go ride park
I need new grips
When are my parts gonna get here?

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12/11/2013 8:18 PM

SickDude wrote:

On street;
Serio ese you can't even 180 foo you suck
My grades are lower than my seat foo
What bike is that?

Park:
Can I go
How do you do _____?
Woah
Yoooo

Trails:
Damn
Want me to rebuild this jump?



Me: I'm sorry
Please stop being vulgar
What
Can you tell me what I'm doing wrong

hahaha no

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Old bike VVV

California Living

I now have a more or less stock sunday scout with a complete Demo rear wheel. Sue me

12/11/2013 8:23 PM

SickDude wrote:

On street;
Serio ese you can't even 180 foo you suck
My grades are lower than my seat foo
What bike is that?

Park:
Can I go
How do you do _____?
Woah
Yoooo

Trails:
Damn
Want me to rebuild this jump?



Me: I'm sorry
Please stop being vulgar
What
Can you tell me what I'm doing wrong

feeble_to_face wrote:

hahaha no

Hahaha just no

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12/11/2013 8:26 PM

"This shit is dialed!"
"Can I try riding your bike?"
"I almost had it!"
"I just dented the shit outta my frame.."
"I gotta tighten my bolts some more.."
"That bike is dialed!"
"Damn, your hub is loud!"
"I challenge you to a game of BIKE."
"Ha, you get a letter!"
"My turn, I set.."
"Haha! Indian giver!"

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12/11/2013 8:28 PM

isnowyaznV2 wrote:

"This shit is dialed!"
"Can I try riding your bike?"
"I almost had it!"
"I just dented the shit outta my frame.."
"I gotta tighten my bolts some more.."
"That bike is dialed!"
"Damn, your hub is loud!"
"I challenge you to a game of BIKE."
"Ha, you get a letter!"
"My turn, I set.."
"Haha! Indian giver!"

hey snowy are you still coming down? I'm not going to go to canada anymore.

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Old bike VVV

California Living

I now have a more or less stock sunday scout with a complete Demo rear wheel. Sue me

12/11/2013 8:31 PM

isnowyaznV2 wrote:

"This shit is dialed!"
"Can I try riding your bike?"
"I almost had it!"
"I just dented the shit outta my frame.."
"I gotta tighten my bolts some more.."
"That bike is dialed!"
"Damn, your hub is loud!"
"I challenge you to a game of BIKE."
"Ha, you get a letter!"
"My turn, I set.."
"Haha! Indian giver!"

feeble_to_face wrote:

hey snowy are you still coming down? I'm not going to go to canada anymore.

Nah.. I'm probably not heading down even though our trip was almost planned.. I ain't even thinking of bothering to go to Chris's.. He's pissing me off and I'd only see him cause my cousin lives right by his gay dirt trails.

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12/11/2013 8:32 PM

isnowyaznV2 wrote:

"This shit is dialed!"
"Can I try riding your bike?"
"I almost had it!"
"I just dented the shit outta my frame.."
"I gotta tighten my bolts some more.."
"That bike is dialed!"
"Damn, your hub is loud!"
"I challenge you to a game of BIKE."
"Ha, you get a letter!"
"My turn, I set.."
"Haha! Indian giver!"

feeble_to_face wrote:

hey snowy are you still coming down? I'm not going to go to canada anymore.

isnowyaznV2 wrote:

Nah.. I'm probably not heading down even though our trip was almost planned.. I ain't even thinking of bothering to go to Chris's.. He's pissing me off and I'd only see him cause my cousin lives right by his gay dirt trails.

dude please. ill let you kiss travis's ass?

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Old bike VVV

California Living

I now have a more or less stock sunday scout with a complete Demo rear wheel. Sue me