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3/30/2014 7:46 PM

so me and my neighbor cj and nick never got along well, i fought cj (3 years older thne me and kicked his ass) a while ago tho when i was like 9 but anyways about 2 years ago they did fireworks for 4th of
july witch is perfectly fine, except they dont clean it up and all the shit goes into my backyard and lands on the deck of my house. and in the pool. We were upstate for the weekend riding dirtbikes and blowing shit up so we didnt no they were doing fireworks that year. Anyways we get home and my dad got sick so he dsnt feel good theyres garbage all over the lawn and backyard and shit. Ps my dad owns a landscaping business so hes like extra crazy about the yard and shit. but anyway theyres shit everywhere and everyone was tired and shit but me and my brother got pissed cuz are neighbors are complete dicks so we decided to get revenge.... My brother goes behind a bush takes a shit in a bucket, puts on latex gloves and starts throwing it allover there back yard. It was fucking funny as hell. It was even better cuz they were in the back yard sitting at tabkes drinking coffee and shit. It went all over there backyard. They were so pissed and confused. They were like WTF? ahahaha :"D ahhh so ya they made my brother go over with a hose and clean it all up. IT was SO FUCKING FUNNY. Theyre friends and family were theyre and we never liked them cuz they were assholes. especially theyre grandparents. like ill be riding my bike and they look out the window and just stare. like wtf are u looking at so i like put my arms out and yell "What are u fucking staring at ???!!" They then go tell my parents i did the "masturbation sign to them" and my parents believed them-_-

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3/30/2014 7:58 PM

Cool

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3/30/2014 8:02 PM

Cool

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3/30/2014 8:12 PM

cool

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3/30/2014 8:14 PM

Fuckers it goes "cool story bro" not "cool cool cool". Both of you, GO RIDE A SCOOTER.

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3/30/2014 8:17 PM

I always do the jerk off sign it's a classic. I has a sweet launch ramp built when I was In middle school and my redneck neighbor tried hittin it in his jeep when he was drunk and just drove right threw it

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3/30/2014 8:28 PM
Edited Date/Time: 3/30/2014 8:30 PM

biggybuggy wrote:

Fuckers it goes "cool story bro" not "cool cool cool". Both of you, GO RIDE A SCOOTER.

Hahahaha! Nigga you stoopid, @op, damn New Yorkers, always startin shit lol!

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3/30/2014 8:33 PM

I was too lazy to read it.

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3/30/2014 8:56 PM

I don't know but my neighbors have always been pissed the day I started biking. Everyday, they'll always hear my cassette hub, falling, and possibly me raging, starting from as early as 5:45 in the morning. I'm pretty sure they wish that either I was dead or they were. A freeecoaster would solve half of the problem.

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3/31/2014 5:47 AM

Tl;dr subway jerked off in the street and coopers and fit fucked up the csb thing

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3/31/2014 6:01 AM

biggybuggy wrote:

Fuckers it goes "cool story bro" not "cool cool cool". Both of you, GO RIDE A SCOOTER.

THIS! That are the basics of this forum! What would we do without em!!!???

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3/31/2014 6:32 AM

All I got out of this was that your friends regressed into shit-throwing monkeys.

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3/31/2014 7:20 AM

So you're what, 13?

Honestly, maybe the neighbors were watching you ride?

As to the fireworks crap, you could honestly call the police and FORCE them to clean it if you can prove it was them. But since you and your bro did the poop stuff, you now are at risk for charges against you.

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3/31/2014 8:10 AM

I feel like op has posted this story before.. Or maybe im crazy.

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3/31/2014 8:13 AM

Fondue wrote:

All I got out of this was that your friends regressed into shit-throwing monkeys.

This legitimately made m laugh

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3/31/2014 8:29 AM

Everyone knows the only way to resolve stuff like this is to knock on their door in the middle of the night with a headless chicken in your hand and say "you're next" then walk away slowly. they'll never fuck with you again

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