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1/30/2012 7:31 PM
Edited Date/Time: 2/22/2012 4:10 PM

From being founded until 2008
Vital was a ghost town
One-five posts a day, if that
A time when noobs did not exist

2008
Vital was poppin'
2funny4u became the first moderator
SundaybmxeRR was the Dave Lawrence of his time
2funny4u became the first member to 3000 posts
KriSandM was a total bro
Satanismycopiolet did wicked awesome tricks on a tramp bike
iBike and 2funny4u had a beautiful relationship
Theamazingjack created "The Declaration of Cool Points"
Every day was a party

2009
The noob invasion began
JustRideBmx aka Seth "Freecoastin" aka "Queef Sniffer" aka "Freak In The Sheetz" became the first member to 10k posts
Team Mango "Did Big Things"
Crazymazy posted "Fail" pictures
The notorious "5k wheel set" was then coined
VitalSkate get's ass hurt and attempts to troll
,Dave Dynomite was known as Oprah, and you knew damn well why it was.
Glub makes three threads a day about people wanting to murder him
Christainbikes never posted, but everybody knew when he posted an edit that it was going to turn some heads
Bikerman951 rode up some Palm trees
Ferthebirdz took some rad photos
Jim C returns, but is met by an onslaught of insults and leaves forever
Blake "No Soul" El Gingero stages a smith picture, claiming it was real
Twisted became the first moderator ever to not ride a bike

2010
The worst noob invasion in history
Spikez, irideafly (Or something like that), Hucker Dave became moderators
No threads were moved, no fucks were given
Alex "Baby Satan" Bodnar became moderator and terrorized the forums with his vicious ban hammer
One word, Harry.
Ressler claimed to be a fraud
Bmx1995 becomes the most hated Vital BMX member in history
Hot scene girls become 50% of the forums avatars
JustRideBmx aka Seth "Freecoastin" aka "Queef Sniffer" aka "Freak In Da Sheetz" became the first member to reach 15k posts
BlakeElGingero (Or one of his billion accounts) fucked a goat
Bikerman fucks a dude, finally
Razor goes on a shopping spree with his mothers credit card
Thanks to Adam22, VitalBMX loses it's strongest competitor
Title less threads were the norm
Sunday Color gets banned five times in a week
Fat Bald Man's cat died, and he ate it at China Wok
Devin claims he can't 360 flat, but does one off a 7 foot quarter (Supposedly)
Wesley decides that his black ass should be playing basketball, and founded www.VitalBasketball.com
Alex "Baby Satan" Bodnar was then relinquished of his powers (He is still salty to this day)
Blake "No Soul" El Gingero makes his eighth account
Ressler did some wheelies
Zacky D terrorized the forums with his trolling and stupidity
A23 was Vital's best rider, until he got busted.
A year later, Twisted still has not touched a bike

2011
The noob invasion hits an all time high and what a year it was...
JustRideBmx aka Seth "Freecoastin" aka "Queef Sniffer" aka "Freak In Da Sheetz" reaches the 25k mark
Twisted falls off the Earth, and becomes the longest member moderator of all time to never ride a bike
Bmx_is_rad aka "Jarrod The Cunt" goes ape shit, and is permabanned
Harry returns with vengeance, thankfully it was short lived
Unfortunately, BlogHogs became a moderator
Vanillaseat's grandmother becomes the most loved person on Vital
Blake "No Soul" El Gingero returns from the dead
From a mad house, to communism, Vital was forced to abide by the old mans rules
Wearnikes aka "Pedobear" becomes the latest edition to the moderation crew

2012
The noobs are back in town
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My nigga Ressler, stay up!
My nigga Babysatan, stay up!
My nigga Copiolet, stay up!
My nigga DakAttack, stay up!
My nigga NCDave, stay up!
My nigga Enzo, stay up!


And I ride for my niggas

1/30/2012 7:32 PM
Edited Date/Time: 1/30/2012 7:32 PM

This is a running list, if you have anything to add, please let me know what I forgot.

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My nigga Ressler, stay up!
My nigga Babysatan, stay up!
My nigga Copiolet, stay up!
My nigga DakAttack, stay up!
My nigga NCDave, stay up!
My nigga Enzo, stay up!


And I ride for my niggas

1/30/2012 7:34 PM

fantastic, sad i wasnt in it...

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Blair & Jasmin | Stella | Roxanna | Arianna v2 | Instagram: @Blakeyardigan

Ref's- TCbmx, Eatmybutt, Tito24, Trentydoo, Night Light, Ninjacat33, fly for life, Showtime402, \BMX-1995/, Pavmio, Bmx-Junkie, Dream, Ticaleb, Ricked_Em

1/30/2012 7:36 PM

who the hell is Dave Lawrence & why am I like him hahaha.

sounds about right, I remember when I first joined here in mid 2007 everyone was just a bunch of douche rabbits & hated on people who weren't as good as them, there were a good amount of very helpful people though

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1/30/2012 7:37 PM

TaNkS fUuR dA hIsToRy LeSs DaWg!

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Imagine there's no heaven, It's easy if you try. No hell below us, Above us only sky - John Lennon
&party and bullshit
&party and bullshit
&party and bullshit

1/30/2012 7:38 PM
Edited Date/Time: 1/30/2012 7:41 PM

sundaybmxRR wrote:

who the hell is Dave Lawrence & why am I like him hahaha.

sounds about right, I remember when I first joined here in mid 2007 everyone was just a bunch of douche rabbits & hated on people who weren't as good as them, there were a good amount of very helpful people though

Because you were the most knowledgeable person on this website!


Edit: Added some things

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My nigga Ressler, stay up!
My nigga Babysatan, stay up!
My nigga Copiolet, stay up!
My nigga DakAttack, stay up!
My nigga NCDave, stay up!
My nigga Enzo, stay up!


And I ride for my niggas

1/30/2012 7:38 PM

hahahaaha funny

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xBMXx.

1/30/2012 7:39 PM
Edited Date/Time: 1/30/2012 7:40 PM

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1/30/2012 7:41 PM

in 2010 future fbm shows up......soon follows the IMPERIALBMX situation. All is resolved and right

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I seek progression, not perfection.

Refs:Beastassdick~Dk/oldschool908~TheLilozzy~jaypee23~Bstick~agfracing~MoyBoy5~RIDE a BIKE~wade5~Mattmuldoon@hotmail.com x2~jakebikes~ joe loves shadow~ diss diqq~ k1ng~fly for life x2~spikez5~four~jb07~mike duda~ DORbmx~ bobPA~superstarDK

1/30/2012 7:41 PM

I'm a dumbass, haha I googled the name thinking he was like some famous person, I knew it sounded familiar

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1/30/2012 7:41 PM

good times

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Refs: 36 + (i forgot a few)!! ScramHype (x2) , TCbmx.(x4), Ecuadevil (x3), Lee Rager (please dont delete me) x3, Futurefbm, genisis,netti spagetti, carjakester,BMX-\1995/, showtime402 (x2), 562_Rider , SuperstarDk (x2), Kurt4413, Joe green (x2), Dee hos, Spenlard,roqfan,Stolen Cherry, ninjacat33, Broughton, also local deals with Droogskull, and jbeaton13

1/30/2012 7:41 PM

Hahahaha this is great. Now to add some links to the best threads on vital

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Life is like a Penis, simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely! Then women make it hard,.. \m/

1/30/2012 7:42 PM

u forgot the 'collinbikesalot vs bloghogs moving shit around "

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Refs: 36 + (i forgot a few)!! ScramHype (x2) , TCbmx.(x4), Ecuadevil (x3), Lee Rager (please dont delete me) x3, Futurefbm, genisis,netti spagetti, carjakester,BMX-\1995/, showtime402 (x2), 562_Rider , SuperstarDk (x2), Kurt4413, Joe green (x2), Dee hos, Spenlard,roqfan,Stolen Cherry, ninjacat33, Broughton, also local deals with Droogskull, and jbeaton13

1/30/2012 7:43 PM

sundaybmxRR wrote:

who the hell is Dave Lawrence & why am I like him hahaha.

sounds about right, I remember when I first joined here in mid 2007 everyone was just a bunch of douche rabbits & hated on people who weren't as good as them, there were a good amount of very helpful people though

JustRideBMX wrote:

Because you were the most knowledgeable person on this website!


Edit: Added some things

I tried helping everyone out, I remember I use to lurk the product section & comment on them as I was looking the product up to help em out.. 2009 to sometime in late november 2011 I lost interest in checking vital since I no longer had a computer & it was hard always checking it on my phone

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1/30/2012 7:43 PM

Night Light wrote:

Hahahaha this is great. Now to add some links to the best threads on vital

this!!
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Blair & Jasmin | Stella | Roxanna | Arianna v2 | Instagram: @Blakeyardigan

Ref's- TCbmx, Eatmybutt, Tito24, Trentydoo, Night Light, Ninjacat33, fly for life, Showtime402, \BMX-1995/, Pavmio, Bmx-Junkie, Dream, Ticaleb, Ricked_Em

1/30/2012 7:45 PM

Night Light wrote:

Hahahaha this is great. Now to add some links to the best threads on vital

Brokenbmx wrote: this!!

This list took me an hour, I couldn't imagine how long that would take me. But I might do it over the next week or so. It will definitely take me a while.

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My nigga Ressler, stay up!
My nigga Babysatan, stay up!
My nigga Copiolet, stay up!
My nigga DakAttack, stay up!
My nigga NCDave, stay up!
My nigga Enzo, stay up!


And I ride for my niggas

1/30/2012 7:45 PM

Team Mango/ Jim C
A23 pretending to be a badass until he got busted posting a pic from dak's twitter

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BIKE CHECK

living the life of a honey badger.
Refs: thebalt, kurtnut, scramhype

1/30/2012 7:45 PM

Warchol2 wrote:

u forgot the 'collinbikesalot vs bloghogs moving shit around "

"From a mad house, to communism, Vital was forced to abide by the old mans rules" Referring to BlogHogs

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My nigga Ressler, stay up!
My nigga Babysatan, stay up!
My nigga Copiolet, stay up!
My nigga DakAttack, stay up!
My nigga NCDave, stay up!
My nigga Enzo, stay up!


And I ride for my niggas

1/30/2012 7:46 PM

and then "cardambass" shows up, and hes uhh,

hes just kinda there...

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✞ ♕ ⓄⒻⓌⒼⓀⓉⒶ ♕ ✞
email: nctesio@gmail.com
EPIC bikecheck!
FOLLOW ME @nathanxflex
Imagine there's no heaven, It's easy if you try. No hell below us, Above us only sky - John Lennon
&party and bullshit
&party and bullshit
&party and bullshit

1/30/2012 7:47 PM

catfish95 wrote:

Team Mango/ Jim C
A23 pretending to be a badass until he got busted posting a pic from dak's twitter

THIS!!!!!!!


TEAM MANGO WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN

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1/30/2012 7:48 PM

JustRideBMX wrote:

This list took me an hour, I couldn't imagine how long that would take me. But I might do it over the next week or so. It will definitely take me a while.

Give me a list of what to look for? Who's profiles and threads to look for and i can start going through em. I have lots of free time at work.

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Life is like a Penis, simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely! Then women make it hard,.. \m/

1/30/2012 7:49 PM

Warchol2 wrote:

u forgot the 'collinbikesalot vs bloghogs moving shit around "

that was actually me.

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trails are not skateparks, they exist solely from the work and dedication of local riders. so next time you start complaining about not having local trails to ride, you only need look at yourself.
Bike check?

1/30/2012 7:51 PM

Warchol2 wrote:

u forgot the 'collinbikesalot vs bloghogs moving shit around "

cupovjoe wrote:

that was actually me.

hmm yess, i remember u in that to, but didnt colinbikesalot get banned for blatantly disregarding blogyhogs?

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Refs: 36 + (i forgot a few)!! ScramHype (x2) , TCbmx.(x4), Ecuadevil (x3), Lee Rager (please dont delete me) x3, Futurefbm, genisis,netti spagetti, carjakester,BMX-\1995/, showtime402 (x2), 562_Rider , SuperstarDk (x2), Kurt4413, Joe green (x2), Dee hos, Spenlard,roqfan,Stolen Cherry, ninjacat33, Broughton, also local deals with Droogskull, and jbeaton13

1/30/2012 7:51 PM

2009- Lyle Douglass creates an award winning masterpiece, winning him a shitton of stickers from bloghogs a year later!

[LINK TO IMAGE]

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MOTW- 6/21/10- 6/27/10
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1/30/2012 7:52 PM

sweet

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35+ clean refs

1/30/2012 7:55 PM

Warchol2 wrote:

u forgot the 'collinbikesalot vs bloghogs moving shit around "

cupovjoe wrote:

that was actually me.

Warchol2 wrote:

hmm yess, i remember u in that to, but didnt colinbikesalot get banned for blatantly disregarding blogyhogs?

nope, that was me.

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trails are not skateparks, they exist solely from the work and dedication of local riders. so next time you start complaining about not having local trails to ride, you only need look at yourself.
Bike check?

1/30/2012 7:56 PM

Yes,ask anyone here.Im a tyrant.

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MVGA

1/30/2012 7:57 PM

cupovjoe wrote:

that was actually me.

Warchol2 wrote:

hmm yess, i remember u in that to, but didnt colinbikesalot get banned for blatantly disregarding blogyhogs?

cupovjoe wrote:

nope, that was me.

damn, i gotta search it now

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Refs: 36 + (i forgot a few)!! ScramHype (x2) , TCbmx.(x4), Ecuadevil (x3), Lee Rager (please dont delete me) x3, Futurefbm, genisis,netti spagetti, carjakester,BMX-\1995/, showtime402 (x2), 562_Rider , SuperstarDk (x2), Kurt4413, Joe green (x2), Dee hos, Spenlard,roqfan,Stolen Cherry, ninjacat33, Broughton, also local deals with Droogskull, and jbeaton13

1/30/2012 7:59 PM

future FBM wrote:

in 2010 future fbm shows up......soon follows the IMPERIALBMX situation. All is resolved and right

this was a decent issue. jpatel!,me being almost as hated as bmx1995

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I seek progression, not perfection.

Refs:Beastassdick~Dk/oldschool908~TheLilozzy~jaypee23~Bstick~agfracing~MoyBoy5~RIDE a BIKE~wade5~Mattmuldoon@hotmail.com x2~jakebikes~ joe loves shadow~ diss diqq~ k1ng~fly for life x2~spikez5~four~jb07~mike duda~ DORbmx~ bobPA~superstarDK

1/30/2012 8:02 PM

Brokenbmx has a constant flow of hot scene women.

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Blair & Jasmin | Stella | Roxanna | Arianna v2 | Instagram: @Blakeyardigan

Ref's- TCbmx, Eatmybutt, Tito24, Trentydoo, Night Light, Ninjacat33, fly for life, Showtime402, \BMX-1995/, Pavmio, Bmx-Junkie, Dream, Ticaleb, Ricked_Em