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And when do you celebrate Christmas

Australia doesn't follow the gregorian calender. They follow the old outback steakhouse calender created by the ancient Aboriginals. They go by an 8 month calender year with 13 - 37 days in each month.
1 Billabong Roosey
2 Bludging Bogan
3 Bruce Brekky
4 Buckleys Goon
5 OiCunt
6 Cab Sav
7 Dardydrongo
8 February

They only have a summer season and don't celebrate Christmas because they worship the sun goddesses Wala and Bazza. They do have a similar holiday that goes back thousands of years called "risky roo run" on the 1st day of Billabong Roosey. They sedate a wild kangaroo and stuff gifts in their pouch, then when the kangaroo wakes up the children have to catch and wrestle the roo for their gifts.

Undesemin wrote:

Australia doesn't follow the gregorian calender. They follow the old outback steakhouse calender created by the ancient ...more

Undesemin wrote:

Australia doesn't follow the gregorian calender. They follow the old outback steakhouse calender created by the ancient Aboriginals. They go by an 8 month calender year with 13 - 37 days in each month.
1 Billabong Roosey
2 Bludging Bogan
3 Bruce Brekky
4 Buckleys Goon
5 OiCunt
6 Cab Sav
7 Dardydrongo
8 February

They only have a summer season and don't celebrate Christmas because they worship the sun goddesses Wala and Bazza. They do have a similar holiday that goes back thousands of years called "risky roo run" on the 1st day of Billabong Roosey. They sedate a wild kangaroo and stuff gifts in their pouch, then when the kangaroo wakes up the children have to catch and wrestle the roo for their gifts.

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The wrestling of the roo is my kids favourite part. Then we all sit under the old gum tree for a meal of fosters, lamingtons, and fairy bread.

You cunts are all cooked

the surfing Jesus of Sydney rides the new years kawabunga wave from mid oiCunt through late cab sav. his worshippers proceed with shrimped barbies and vegemite offerings. traditionally, this is the time to bring offerings to your debtors as well, before santa AKA crikey aint she a beaut impales his transgressors with with barbed hooks or rewards them with shaggy blonde lesbian mullets

adamantvagabond wrote:

the surfing Jesus of Sydney rides the new years kawabunga wave from mid oiCunt through late cab sav. his worshippers proceed ...more

adamantvagabond wrote:

the surfing Jesus of Sydney rides the new years kawabunga wave from mid oiCunt through late cab sav. his worshippers proceed with shrimped barbies and vegemite offerings. traditionally, this is the time to bring offerings to your debtors as well, before santa AKA crikey aint she a beaut impales his transgressors with with barbed hooks or rewards them with shaggy blonde lesbian mullets

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He’s called Father Christmas, fuckhead.