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I came across these on a FB board for bicycle builders this weekend and figured I should share in case you haven't seen them before. I got a good laugh, especially on that first one.
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Philippians 1:6 And I am sure of this, that he who began a good work in you will bring it to completion at the day of Christ Jesus.
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What’s the only part of the bike that didn’t graduate high school?
Refs : SnM An1mal, GThompson121, Chuck8273, blizzbikes, bmxsteve99, kevin.brock.338, zinum, Brian_Griffin, billyhandyjunior, riverM, tomdon
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HardBMX_Tim wrote:
What’s the only part of the bike that didn’t graduate high school?
I know there's more than one...
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What?
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HardBMX_Tim wrote:
What’s the only part of the bike that didn’t graduate high school?
Dropout lol..
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HardBMX_Tim wrote:
What’s the only part of the bike that didn’t graduate high school?
The rider. Bikes don't go to highschool, and most of the bmx kids I have met in the last 5 years are too stupid to graduate.
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For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a BMX.. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"
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Black Swamp Ghost wrote:
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a BMX.. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"
I thought they were teaching sex ed in public school? LOL.
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