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12/11/2019 8:35 AM

I came across these on a FB board for bicycle builders this weekend and figured I should share in case you haven't seen them before. I got a good laugh, especially on that first one.











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Philippians 1:6 And I am sure of this, that he who began a good work in you will bring it to completion at the day of Christ Jesus.

12/11/2019 8:36 AM


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Philippians 1:6 And I am sure of this, that he who began a good work in you will bring it to completion at the day of Christ Jesus.

12/12/2019 8:48 PM

What’s the only part of the bike that didn’t graduate high school?

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12/12/2019 10:15 PM

HardBMX_Tim wrote:

What’s the only part of the bike that didn’t graduate high school?

I know there's more than one...

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12/13/2019 9:48 AM

What?

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Philippians 1:6 And I am sure of this, that he who began a good work in you will bring it to completion at the day of Christ Jesus.

12/13/2019 2:36 PM

HardBMX_Tim wrote:

What’s the only part of the bike that didn’t graduate high school?

Dropout lol..

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12/17/2019 4:21 AM
Edited Date/Time: 12/17/2019 4:22 AM

HardBMX_Tim wrote:

What’s the only part of the bike that didn’t graduate high school?

The rider. Bikes don't go to highschool, and most of the bmx kids I have met in the last 5 years are too stupid to graduate.

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12/17/2019 6:10 PM

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a BMX.. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"

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12/17/2019 6:16 PM


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12/17/2019 7:32 PM






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I like riding my bike.

12/18/2019 2:07 AM


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12/18/2019 9:18 AM


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12/18/2019 1:27 PM

Black Swamp Ghost wrote:

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a BMX.. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"

I thought they were teaching sex ed in public school? LOL.

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Philippians 1:6 And I am sure of this, that he who began a good work in you will bring it to completion at the day of Christ Jesus.

12/18/2019 1:27 PM

Francky wrote:

Seems legit.

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Philippians 1:6 And I am sure of this, that he who began a good work in you will bring it to completion at the day of Christ Jesus.