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10/10/2008 1:21 PM

So this guy i work with thats 20 something and still rides his 20" every where is a total cock to me all the time. I work at a bike shop so i have access to alot of stuff. What can i do to his bike that wont make it un safe. So far ive put about 20 little ball berrings in his frame so they rattle. and also am planning to shove a hot dog down his seat tube so it rots and smells awful. What else is there that i can do?

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10/10/2008 1:24 PM

loosen his stuff so it falls off and loosen his spokes

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10/10/2008 1:25 PM

i dont want to hurt him....last time a guy at the shop loosened his brake cable and the guy hit a parked car cause he grabbed the brakes and the cable came free....
i dont wanna go through shit like that again.

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10/10/2008 1:47 PM

open up some stink bombs and cover his bike with the contents.. that should piss him off tongue

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10/10/2008 1:58 PM

augh haha. yea. im also thinking about switching some road bike bars onto his bike. So everyone locks up and leaves and he gets out to his bike and has to ride them home like that.

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10/10/2008 2:41 PM

carve something into his frame

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stay fit

10/10/2008 2:46 PM

unsecrew his valvestems

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10/10/2008 3:01 PM

Put a stink bomb under this seat post and lossen it so when he sits down it smells pretty darn bad.

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10/10/2008 3:09 PM

shit in the seat tube

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FEEL ME!!-Nigel Sylvester

10/10/2008 3:11 PM

that itching powder stuff all over his grips and/or lube on the brake lever

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10/10/2008 3:11 PM

721bullet wrote:

shit in the seat tube

lol

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10/10/2008 3:32 PM

721bullet wrote:

shit in the seat tube

lol,
wd,40 on handle grips is annoying,
loose his spokes, so it makes a noise,
the balbearing in the tube was good,
take his front wheel and put a lil kids bike whell on there
paint his bike pike,
scratch" i like boys" into the paint.

bout all i can think of

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10/10/2008 5:00 PM

put a fixed gear ha
but that could hurt him i guess

put some 12inch wheels on it
training wheels front and back

switch his back to lhd but keep the rhd hub on
idk
ha

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10/10/2008 5:17 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/10/2008 5:18 PM

Bmxer Chris wrote:

put a fixed gear ha
but that could hurt him i guess

put some 12inch wheels on it
training wheels front and back

switch his back to lhd but keep the rhd hub on
idk
ha

yea that would be bad. He really is gay. And we crack jokes all the time and one guy already almost got fired. I cam close to cause i made the price gun say gay and lebeled him with it....

EDIT. I ment to qoute the scratch i like men in but quoted the wrong thing.

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10/10/2008 5:59 PM

Be the better man and just take his shit like a man, not like a 12 year old...

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I do stuff and I'm not good at it.

10/10/2008 6:28 PM

You could just put unicorn stickers all over his bike...that would make him look like a flamer by itself, and its relatively harmless physically. (he may be emotionally scarred but meh)

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10/10/2008 6:31 PM

dave lawrence wrote:

You could just put unicorn stickers all over his bike...that would make him look like a flamer by itself, and its relatively harmless physically. (he may be emotionally scarred but meh)

Best idea yet...make sure that they're bright pink, purple, and glittery and put a clearcoat over them so he can't take them off...who knows maybe he'll begin to like them...

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I do stuff and I'm not good at it.

10/10/2008 6:32 PM

all you have to do is get an old head set thats laying around and take the seat post off and put the ball bearings in the seat tube and then put the seat post back on and flip the bike around so thr bearings get all through the frame and use different size bearings if you can it will be near impossible to get them all out and it will annoy the sh*% out of him and it wont hurt him like all these other guys want you to do

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10/10/2008 6:57 PM

well what i did to my friend was fill his bars with water cause he had those nylon plug bar ends. pretty funny he kept wondering why his bars felt so heavy

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10/10/2008 7:45 PM

SuNdAyRiDeRsAl wrote:

well what i did to my friend was fill his bars with water cause he had those nylon plug bar ends. pretty funny he kept wondering why his bars felt so heavy

use wet sand...itll be heavier. glue his parts on too

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10/10/2008 7:50 PM

fill his tubes with water, it makes each wheel like 5 lbs heavier and they cant figure out why, haha, its soooo funny

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10/10/2008 7:52 PM

Fit2Fly wrote:

fill his tubes with water, it makes each wheel like 5 lbs heavier and they cant figure out why, haha, its soooo funny

How the hell do you do that???

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10/10/2008 8:19 PM

tibug wrote:

Be the better man and just take his shit like a man, not like a 12 year old...

grow up ass wipe. Loosen up and have fun.

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10/10/2008 8:21 PM

haha instead of filling his tubes with water ill slime the shit out of them that shit is so thick and heavy. Also. i want stuff that he can eventually un do. And will probably take a while to figure out. Also we already lock tighted the shit out of his crank bolts because hes getting new cranks in like a week.

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10/10/2008 8:28 PM

TAKE OFF ONE CRANK ARM AND rotate it a couple splines.

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10/10/2008 8:53 PM

take out the left side spokes.

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10/11/2008 12:50 AM

super glue tassels on his bar ends.
hannah montana stickers with clear coat
putting a fixed gear on would be funny.
or rotating one of his crank arms a little bit.
put wd40 under his grips so they slide around.

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10/11/2008 5:35 AM
Edited Date/Time: 10/11/2008 5:37 AM

agfracing wrote:

grow up ass wipe. Loosen up and have fun.

There's nothing wrong with pranks...I was actually talking to the people who wanted you to hurt him...psychological pranks are the best anyways...

Loctite on his cranks won't do much...if he wants to chuck them anyways...even if he can't muscle them off, all he has to do is heat them up..

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10/11/2008 7:07 AM

loosen his stem bolts so when he lands a trick his bars will go straight down.. put lube on his grips.. take his front wheel off and hide it somewhere.

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that shit is retarded

10/11/2008 8:45 AM

haha mostly dont hurt him jst make his bike heavy with slime in the bars and tubes and stuff

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