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zoomer98

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5/16/2012 2:01 PM
Edited Date/Time: 5/17/2012 10:19 AM

the title says it all. you can post all your bmx puns.

example:Wheel have to rimember all these wheely spoketacular jokes.

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LorenzoGallegos

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5/16/2012 2:03 PM

Spenlard

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5/16/2012 2:05 PM

You missed an easy one...Wheel have to lol.

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zoomer98

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5/16/2012 2:06 PM

Spenlard wrote:

You missed an easy one...Wheel have to lol.

my mistake

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catfish95

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5/16/2012 2:11 PM

you're gay

BIKE CHECK

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zoomer98

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5/16/2012 2:17 PM

catfish95 wrote:

you're gay

um, thanx?!

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SundaybikesRDR

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5/16/2012 4:19 PM

catfish95 wrote:

you're gay

this ^^^

Fondue

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5/16/2012 4:44 PM

zoomer98 wrote:

my mistake

I think you meant you misspoke.

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5/16/2012 8:24 PM

This is really FORKING funny

WILLiamsB

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5/16/2012 8:32 PM

I can't HANDLE these puns
I'm really TIRED I'm going to sleep... Naked
You guys make me really CRANKY
I think we need to take a BRAKE from all these jokes
Sorry guys I was just pullin your CHAIN
These jokes really grind my SPROKET

Fondue

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5/16/2012 8:34 PM

Whatever peg leg McGee.

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5/16/2012 8:34 PM

I barspined my seat

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5/16/2012 9:05 PM

t-bagged a tranny

WildBycyclist666

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5/16/2012 9:08 PM

SEANimal757 wrote: t-bagged a tranny

Win

jacobf

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5/17/2012 4:47 AM

You'll need a lawyer for that case...

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FreddyDapice

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5/17/2012 4:55 AM

jacobf wrote:

You'll need a lawyer for that case...

So old...

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zoomer98

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5/17/2012 10:25 AM

Some of these posts are barilliant. Don't chainge a thing

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Ressler711

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5/17/2012 10:46 AM
Edited Date/Time: 5/17/2012 10:50 AM

zoomer98 wrote:

Some of these posts are barilliant. Don't chainge a thing

yo! somebody actually made a bmx jokes website lol
theres some really good ones in here http://www.dafk.net/what/

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zoomer98

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5/17/2012 11:13 AM
Edited Date/Time: 5/17/2012 11:19 AM

zoomer98 wrote:

Some of these posts are barilliant. Don't chainge a thing

Ressler711 wrote:

yo! somebody actually made a bmx jokes website lol
theres some really good ones in here http://www.dafk.net/what/

cool

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tito24

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5/17/2012 11:16 AM

catfish95 wrote:

you're gay

SundaybikesRDR wrote:

this ^^^

that!

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skateandbmx14

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5/17/2012 11:26 AM

Heres a good one for zoomerGod is fake........ie

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skateandbmx14

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5/17/2012 11:27 AM

Jesus isn't wheel

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rideallday661

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5/17/2012 11:47 AM

hey i didnt know you played for the clippers

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tedhuie

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5/17/2012 5:54 PM

i can hardly HANDLE this gay post. hey mods, BAR this guy, I'm getting TIRED of his stuff

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HooverNasty

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5/17/2012 7:51 PM

skateandbmx14 wrote:

Jesus isn't wheel

hahahhaaha

Yeaaaaaaaah boyyyy!

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5/17/2012 8:08 PM

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5/17/2012 9:21 PM

fork you and your stupid treads :p

PBJSammitch

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5/17/2012 9:23 PM

This is wheelie gay.