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6/1/2011 9:40 PM

HOW DA FUK DO YA NIQQAS KEEP UR BIKES SO FUKING CLEAN.

i see on the bike checks ppl be putting on some sexy ass bikes all clean and shyt. but when i assemble my new parts, it gets dirty within 2 to 3 weeks

HOW DA FUK U GUYS MAINTAIN IT?

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6/1/2011 9:43 PM

clean it up when your done riding.

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6/1/2011 10:08 PM

hose it off?
use a wet rag?
Windex?

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6/1/2011 10:09 PM

mine isnt clean. want me to show u up close pics of oil, shiny bits where the matte has been polished by my jean, bits of dirt that are gauged in. my bike is fuckin disgusting dude

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Trails not Rails

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6/1/2011 10:46 PM

Regular cloth

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6/2/2011 1:45 PM

Wade. wrote:

hose it off?
use a wet rag?
Windex?

u use windex ?

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6/2/2011 1:47 PM

Just clean it dude. Use a rag or something. Not that hard.

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6/2/2011 1:48 PM
Edited Date/Time: 6/2/2011 1:48 PM

who here take of the whole bike and cleans it?

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6/2/2011 1:48 PM

the pictures are taken after it is freshly built up and everything is new/clean

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6/2/2011 1:49 PM

catfish95 wrote:

the pictures are taken after it is freshly built up and everything is new/clean

lol, mine isnt

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Trails not Rails

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6/2/2011 1:51 PM

Go take some English classes and try again... without making up words next time...

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6/2/2011 1:52 PM

catfish95 wrote:

the pictures are taken after it is freshly built up and everything is new/clean

not really.... mines gets all dirty wen i assemble it, it get finger print n it biuld up dirt wen im waiting for parts. then wen assembled i take the pictures n u can see dust

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6/2/2011 1:53 PM

cschmall wrote:

Go take some English classes and try again... without making up words next time...

u understand it right.....so stfu -___-

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6/2/2011 1:54 PM

catfish95 wrote:

the pictures are taken after it is freshly built up and everything is new/clean

Ron44ald wrote:

not really.... mines gets all dirty wen i assemble it, it get finger print n it biuld up dirt wen im waiting for parts. then wen assembled i take the pictures n u can see dust

well wash ur fuckin hands haha. doesnt matter how clean ur bike is just ride the cunt

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Trails not Rails

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6/2/2011 1:56 PM

My bike looks a lot less dirty in photos.

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6/2/2011 1:56 PM
Edited Date/Time: 6/2/2011 1:56 PM

catfish95 wrote:

the pictures are taken after it is freshly built up and everything is new/clean

Ron44ald wrote:

not really.... mines gets all dirty wen i assemble it, it get finger print n it biuld up dirt wen im waiting for parts. then wen assembled i take the pictures n u can see dust

Verde. wrote:

well wash ur fuckin hands haha. doesnt matter how clean ur bike is just ride the cunt

lmaoo yea

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6/2/2011 2:13 PM

Booshy wrote:

My bike looks a lot less dirty in photos.

this

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6/2/2011 2:13 PM

clean it everyday when im done riding!

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6/2/2011 2:19 PM

cschmall wrote:

Go take some English classes and try again... without making up words next time...

Ron44ald wrote:

u understand it right.....so stfu -___-

I hate illiterate people...

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6/2/2011 2:20 PM

cschmall wrote:

Go take some English classes and try again... without making up words next time...

Ron44ald wrote:

u understand it right.....so stfu -___-

cschmall wrote:

I hate illiterate people...

ok

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6/2/2011 4:18 PM

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6/2/2011 4:47 PM

cause some people just dont ride their bikes. Mine looks like shit and I still look after it and do regular maintenance.

Bottom line, your bike wont be dirty and scratched if you dont ride it.

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6/2/2011 5:06 PM

Finish Line makes a really good bike wash solution

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6/2/2011 5:10 PM

cschmall wrote:

Go take some English classes and try again... without making up words next time...

Ron44ald wrote:

u understand it right.....so stfu -___-

nah i dnt understand it niggahh
Learn english before trying to speak it.

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6/3/2011 3:36 PM

1)place bicycle in a side on position
2) pull trousers down
3)turn 180 degrees so your bicycle is behind you
4)bend over
5)let it rip
6) turn 180 degrees so you are facing your bicycle
7)approach your bicycle
8)grab your willy
9)slap willy of bicycle to get rid of any loose dirt
10)remember to repeat

there ya got yourself a shiny clean bike in just ten steps !

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