I know you're joking around but i'm bored so I'm going to make a serious reply.
Frame: Subrosa DTT, 21", Party Splatter
Fork: Odyssey F25, Black
Headset: Odyssey Integrated, Black
Stem: Odyssey Elementary, Black
Bars: Fit Benny, Chrome
Grips: Odyssey Dugan, Gum
Seat: Odyssey Dugan Tripod (Not out yet), Black or Tan if it comes out in Tan
Seatpost: Odyssey Tripod (Not out yet), Black or Polished if it comes in Polished with 4-5" Showing
Chain: Odyssey Keychain (Not out yet), Solid Link, Black
Sprocket: Tree Lite, 28t, Raw
Cranks: Odyssey Thunderbolt, 175mm, LHD, Black
BB: Animal 22mm, Black
Pedals: Odyssey Trailmix, Sealed, Aluminium, Polished
Tyres: Odyssey Path, 2.1F, 1.85R, Tanwall
Rims: G-Sport Birdcage, Black x2
Back Hub: Eclat Blind (Not out yet), Polished
Front Hub: Odyssey Anitgram Front (Not out yet), Polished
Spokes: DT Swiss, Straight Gauge in Rear, Double Butted in Front
Pegs: Animal Butcher, 4", Raw x4
Guards: Primo DSG, Eclat Blind Guard (Not out yet), Front Antigram Guard (Not out yet) x2
Brake Levers: Odyssey Monolever, Mid, Black x2
Brake Cables: Odyssey Linear SLS Slic, Black x2
Brake Calipers: Fly Manual, Black and Fly Front (Discontinued I think), Black
Brake Pads: Fly Zapatas, Clear