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12/22/2009 2:22 PM
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go here and read the posts, funny as shit
http://xtremed.spruz.com/forums/?page=post&id=E09CE542-AF2D-4246-98FC-6DE6F6ADE51B&fid=C59ECA58-EEFD-428C-B0E7-48950BF858C1
its my clans site for diablo
it is not rick roll

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In Order To Succed, Your Desire For Success Should Be Greater Then Your Fear Of Failure.
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12/22/2009 2:23 PM

it says i have to be a member

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12/22/2009 3:13 PM

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

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In Order To Succed, Your Desire For Success Should Be Greater Then Your Fear Of Failure.
Refs: Tibug, Aw1234512, Jb07

12/22/2009 3:13 PM

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,
' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says,
'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'

The wife smiles demurely and says,
'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damnit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says,
'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks,
'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'


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'Only when he's been drinking.'

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In Order To Succed, Your Desire For Success Should Be Greater Then Your Fear Of Failure.
Refs: Tibug, Aw1234512, Jb07

12/22/2009 3:14 PM

ha.

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12/22/2009 5:48 PM

PunxBmxUnite wrote:

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,
' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says,
'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'

The wife smiles demurely and says,
'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damnit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says,
'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks,
'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'


I love this part...........................
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'Only when he's been drinking.'

ahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha funny as hell

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12/22/2009 5:59 PM

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12/22/2009 6:07 PM

I didnt find it funny at all.

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12/22/2009 6:08 PM

JustRideBMX wrote:

I didnt find it funny at all.

t-h-i-s

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12/22/2009 6:53 PM

JustRideBMX wrote:

I didnt find it funny at all.

sunday color. wrote:

t-h-i-s

that

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