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7/7/2009 5:51 PM
Edited Date/Time: 7/7/2009 5:52 PM

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
He had a lump in his throat as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,'

her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl

asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took

her foot and stomped them flat, saying, 'Well, we're not having any of that

Brokeback Mountain shit in our garden.'

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Trinity Bikes Freestyle Team! Bike Check Nigga!

7/7/2009 5:53 PM

haha thats right

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7/7/2009 6:00 PM

amen

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7/7/2009 6:01 PM

wordd

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7/7/2009 6:02 PM

lol

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7/7/2009 6:05 PM

told you,
I thought it was quite hilarious

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Trinity Bikes Freestyle Team! Bike Check Nigga!

7/7/2009 6:12 PM

Hahahha

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7/7/2009 7:21 PM

FTMFW

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7/8/2009 12:37 AM

haha here is a bad ass site with more jokes and shit
Joke site right here!

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Trinity Bikes Freestyle Team! Bike Check Nigga!

7/8/2009 2:19 AM

lmao

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my anaconda dont want none enless you got buns hun


Go deep hairy weasle

7/8/2009 6:21 AM

Pretty good, I got that in a chain email from my dad.

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7/8/2009 6:26 AM

o wow hhaha

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