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4/22/2010 2:06 PM

Well this is a story that my mom told me yesterday

Well my mom's co-worker's sister is a waitress at a restaurant, who's dad has dyslexia. The waitress is at work, and her dad called her, and said "Come home, there's a troll in my house" And she said that she can't come home cause they're busy. He calls 2 more times and says the same thing, and so does the waitress. Then for a 4th time, he calls, and this time he said "You don't have to come home now, I trapped the troll" And the waitress starts freaking out, and goes home. She walks in the door, sees the bathroom door closed, chairs holding the door shut. And she hears "HELP!" coming from the bathroom, and starts freaking out again wondering what's in there.

Turns out to be a midget from the census bureau! Couldn't get out of the window because he was too short to reach it!

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4/22/2010 2:09 PM

haha thats like one of the funniest things i have heard for a long time.. seriously.. haha

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4/22/2010 2:10 PM

sunday.bmx21 wrote:

haha thats like one of the funniest things i have heard for a long time.. seriously.. haha

yeah haha i know

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4/22/2010 3:56 PM

Old as fuck.

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4/22/2010 4:27 PM

hahhahahha that made my day

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4/22/2010 4:31 PM

Easternbiker93 wrote:

Old as fuck.

...how...? it happened to my moms friends sister last week...

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4/22/2010 4:49 PM

haha

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4/22/2010 4:54 PM

Effting wrote:

hahhahahha that made my day

your welcome smile

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4/22/2010 5:04 PM

Good nikka shit right here

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4/22/2010 5:06 PM

I would hate to be the midget.

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4/22/2010 5:17 PM

i actually loled over the internet
you sir have just become the man of the hour, a very funny one

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4/22/2010 5:50 PM

brentrides wrote:

i actually loled over the internet
you sir have just become the man of the hour, a very funny one

the funniest things in life are true haha

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4/22/2010 6:10 PM

Um...am I the only one who does not find this funny?

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4/22/2010 6:11 PM

JustRideBMX wrote:

Um...am I the only one who does not find this funny?

yeah...

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4/22/2010 6:11 PM

I think so.

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4/22/2010 6:14 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/15/2016 2:07 AM

"Hello, I'm from the Census Bear..."



"HOLY SHIT. You're a motha fuckin' troll!"



"Please, we prefer the term little people."



"STFU troll! Get in my bathroom!"

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4/22/2010 6:18 PM

wtregc wrote:

"Hello, I'm from the Census Bear..."



"HOLY SHIT. You're a motha fuckin' troll!"



"Please, we prefer the term little people."



"STFU troll! Get in my bathroom!"

haha

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4/22/2010 6:26 PM

That is funny as hell!!!

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4/22/2010 6:30 PM

i guess i'm stupid then....

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4/22/2010 10:33 PM

? ive heard this before
a mate at school send it happened to his gf's uncle

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4/22/2010 10:40 PM

dude dyslexia doesnt have anything to do with the story haha

but that is so funny
a troll
rofl

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4/23/2010 1:59 AM

Sounds more like senility than dyslexia...

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4/23/2010 2:08 AM
Edited Date/Time: 4/23/2010 2:09 AM

I heard the same story a few weeks ago....except the guy who traped a "troll" was mentally handicapped, not dyslexic.

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4/23/2010 3:37 AM

...it happened to my moms friends sister...

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4/23/2010 5:01 AM

cschmall wrote:

...it happened to my moms friends sister...

Liar.

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4/23/2010 7:35 AM

FAF funny as fuck..

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4/23/2010 7:38 AM

JustRideBMX wrote:

Um...am I the only one who does not find this funny?

nope. i didnt think it was funny

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4/23/2010 2:16 PM

cschmall wrote:

...it happened to my moms friends sister...

JustRideBMX wrote:

Liar.

...why...?

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First MOTM 12/2010

4/23/2010 2:19 PM

aznsbmx? wrote:

? ive heard this before
a mate at school send it happened to his gf's uncle

so in austrailia they take their census the same time we do
i doubt it
liar

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4/23/2010 3:52 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/23/2010 3:56 PM

Easternbiker93 wrote:

Old as fuck.

cschmall wrote:

...how...? it happened to my moms friends sister last week...

You realize she's lying? This has been on of those chain emails/texts for about a month now.

Edit: You're a fucking retard if you think Dyslexia is something like Down Syndrome

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