Well this is a story that my mom told me yesterday
Well my mom's co-worker's sister is a waitress at a restaurant, who's dad has dyslexia. The waitress is at work, and her dad called her, and said "Come home, there's a troll in my house" And she said that she can't come home cause they're busy. He calls 2 more times and says the same thing, and so does the waitress. Then for a 4th time, he calls, and this time he said "You don't have to come home now, I trapped the troll" And the waitress starts freaking out, and goes home. She walks in the door, sees the bathroom door closed, chairs holding the door shut. And she hears "HELP!" coming from the bathroom, and starts freaking out again wondering what's in there.
Turns out to be a midget from the census bureau! Couldn't get out of the window because he was too short to reach it!
R.I.P. COMPTON
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First MOTM 12/2010
