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3/19/2011 9:01 PM
Edited Date/Time: 3/19/2011 9:02 PM

okay, so i got bored and decided to start making little tips about some of my past riding experiences. so here's what i got so far.

1. Apply condom to peg for maximum speed whilst grinding.
2. Always check pivotal seats for tightness.
3. Look at a gap to the side before hitting it.
4. Make sure pegs are screwed on tight before grinding.
5. Test dirt for firmness before landing on it.
6. If bars hurt your wrist, apply sledge hammer to handles until otherwise.
7. Check chain for tightness before riding.
8. Never bring a tool box worth of tools in your pocket.
9. Always bring some in case money when riding.
10. If riding solo make sure you bring a cellular device.
11. Check bike before going for the following: Loose bolts, Cracked parts, Parts not on properly.
12. Don't go big on parts that are on their last few rides.

i'll make a freaking book!
this is all i could think of off the bat but i'm going to start updating my guide every time i get home from riding!

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3/19/2011 9:05 PM

lame

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3/19/2011 9:10 PM

1. Apply condom to peg for maximum speed whilst grinding.
6. If bars hurt your wrist, apply sledge hammer to handles until otherwise.

I really hope these are jokes

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3/19/2011 9:39 PM
Edited Date/Time: 3/19/2011 9:50 PM

LorenzoGallegos wrote:

1. Apply condom to peg for maximum speed whilst grinding.
6. If bars hurt your wrist, apply sledge hammer to handles until otherwise.

I really hope these are jokes

6 yes. but i know someone who's done it and it worked. wouldnt suggest it though
1, no hah.

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3/19/2011 9:47 PM

LorenzoGallegos wrote:

1. Apply condom to peg for maximum speed whilst grinding.
6. If bars hurt your wrist, apply sledge hammer to handles until otherwise.

I really hope these are jokes

I really hope they weren't jokes...because they are the least bit humorous...

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My nigga Ressler, stay up!
My nigga Babysatan, stay up!
My nigga Copiolet, stay up!
My nigga DakAttack, stay up!
My nigga NCDave, stay up!
My nigga Enzo, stay up!


And I ride for my niggas

3/19/2011 9:55 PM

LorenzoGallegos wrote:

1. Apply condom to peg for maximum speed whilst grinding.
6. If bars hurt your wrist, apply sledge hammer to handles until otherwise.

I really hope these are jokes

JustRideBMX wrote:

I really hope they weren't jokes...because they are the least bit humorous...

1's true.
2. wouldnt suggest it but i've seen it done :s.

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3/19/2011 10:09 PM

LorenzoGallegos wrote:

1. Apply condom to peg for maximum speed whilst grinding.
6. If bars hurt your wrist, apply sledge hammer to handles until otherwise.

I really hope these are jokes

haha if they are i LOLed

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Rise With The Fallen

3/19/2011 10:13 PM

LorenzoGallegos wrote:

1. Apply condom to peg for maximum speed whilst grinding.
6. If bars hurt your wrist, apply sledge hammer to handles until otherwise.

I really hope these are jokes

fallen wrote:

haha if they are i LOLed

They were in no way funny?

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3/19/2011 10:16 PM

sunday color. wrote:

lame

this

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3/19/2011 10:34 PM
Edited Date/Time: 3/19/2011 10:35 PM

damn i just had amnesia and completely forgot i posted this hahahahaaha. and yeahh i know it's kinda lame but i needed something to do since i'm not allowed to sleep. but hey at least i got feedback on it. tongue

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3/20/2011 12:20 AM

Great.

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Shakesman69: My penis is SMALL.

3/20/2011 12:47 AM

4. Make sure pegs are screwed on tight before grinding.

Are you riding a damn walmart bike or something? lol
but anyways these were pretty sad jokes.. please dont make a book.. just quit while youre ahead..

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3/20/2011 4:52 AM

i'd read it lol

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Live You're Life To The Full!

3/20/2011 5:10 AM

Sunsetbmx wrote:

i'd read it lol

So you fully stole jarrodbmxwa's avatar.

Please change it. thanks.

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3/20/2011 5:28 AM

Sunsetbmx wrote:

i'd read it lol

Shakesman69 wrote:

So you fully stole jarrodbmxwa's avatar.

Please change it. thanks.

smile
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3/20/2011 5:28 AM

nice tips haha

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3/20/2011 5:36 AM

Sunsetbmx wrote:

i'd read it lol

Shakesman69 wrote:

So you fully stole jarrodbmxwa's avatar.

Please change it. thanks.

JarrodBmxWA wrote: smile

lol i had thats avatar loooooooooooooonge before you dude so shut up man

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Live You're Life To The Full!

3/20/2011 6:04 AM

Shakesman69 wrote:

So you fully stole jarrodbmxwa's avatar.

Please change it. thanks.

JarrodBmxWA wrote: smile

Sunsetbmx wrote:

lol i had thats avatar loooooooooooooonge before you dude so shut up man

Thank you.

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3/20/2011 6:12 AM

this is STUPID, but there is some true things to look out for

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Bike check!!

3/20/2011 6:14 AM

you should make a book

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GT BMX forever fuck you haters!

3/20/2011 3:03 PM

TR0Y SHR3DS wrote:

4. Make sure pegs are screwed on tight before grinding.

Are you riding a damn walmart bike or something? lol
but anyways these were pretty sad jokes.. please dont make a book.. just quit while youre ahead..

wal mart pegs

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Refs: Future FBM, Warchol2 WtfKennethXp Riversiderider TCbmx Riversiderider JakeSalbert

3/20/2011 3:07 PM

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i aint playin fool

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3/20/2011 3:09 PM

sunday color. wrote:

They were in no way funny?

get a fucking sense of humor. Forget the book and just go ride your bike mang

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3/20/2011 3:10 PM

careyn wrote:

get a fucking sense of humor. Forget the book and just go ride your bike mang

i had a concussion at the time, i still do but its pretty much gone away by now.

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Refs: Future FBM, Warchol2 WtfKennethXp Riversiderider TCbmx Riversiderider JakeSalbert

3/20/2011 3:11 PM

this thread is like a joke, only not funny

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3/20/2011 3:17 PM

Spenlard wrote:

i had a concussion at the time, i still do but its pretty much gone away by now.

Damn, that sucks man.

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3/20/2011 3:18 PM

Booshy wrote:

this thread is like a joke, only not funny

sorry ill try harder to impress you next time.

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3/20/2011 3:19 PM

Booshy wrote:

this thread is like a joke, only not funny

Spenlard wrote:

sorry ill try harder to impress you next time.

you best do.

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3/20/2011 4:08 PM

Booshy wrote:

this thread is like a joke, only not funny

Spenlard wrote:

sorry ill try harder to impress you next time.

Booshy wrote:

you best do.

ohhh i will.

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Refs: Future FBM, Warchol2 WtfKennethXp Riversiderider TCbmx Riversiderider JakeSalbert

3/20/2011 5:56 PM

I guess you have to be a new fag to find this funny..

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