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next gen of flatland riders ride Shaked’s mom

cky199 wrote:

next gen of flatland riders ride Shaked’s mom

Yes!!!

cky199 wrote:

next gen of flatland riders ride Shaked’s mom

I think every category falls into Shaked's mum.

Shaked's mom and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

MostlyBowlDoggin wrote:

Shaked's mom and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

...The baby looked at you?

MostlyBowlDoggin wrote:

Shaked's mom and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

sundaybmxRR wrote:

...The baby looked at you?

No only one of the babies looked at him many others were not watching

> dunno shes good but…


Not only did Shaked just admit he has had sex with his own mother, but also that his mother isn’t even that good at sex, and I don’t know which is funnier. So you have Black Swamp Ghost’s mom’s dildo in your ass AND you banged your bad at sex mom, noted.


Also lol @ “throwed”

You lol at “throwed”, wait until you realise his username is “shaked”.

Shaked still needs to make a bike check or his dirty bike.

Just post a bike check bro, not judging!! You just seem to live a very exciting life! I’m honestly not hating but more curious about who “shaked“ is at this point.

We’ve been over this, that was me in a wig dressed as my mom, of course given that you admitted to having sex with your own mother maybe I should’ve been dressed as her instead.

great thread

You know how they say someone who goes through certain things usually project the same to others, makes me wonder if everything Shaked is saying about everyone's "Mum" is what has actually happened to his own mum from experience.

Mum's on his mind and his mind on mum's. ~Shaked

Shaked, are there “moms” in the room with you right now?

I'm waiting for him to start talking about Grandmothers. We all know it's about to happen.

Maybe this is his theme song?



(Side note, this band is basically if you took your Dad's fave dirty jokes and meshed them with an 80's hair metal band. It's hilarious.)

It bothers me that you are online the same time I am..

Holy shit, you spelled it correctly..

But he forgot the comma.

And there it is. My mother IS a grandmother.

Haha you like old people.



Oh, and for your information, my sister died in 2003, so we can add necrophilia to your "preferences" now.

Oh and she was cremated. So I guess that means ashes and dust turn you on?

You should probably go talk to someone for that. It's not healthy. Do you instantly get erect when you see a dust storm? Gravel roads get you going? Dirty car make you say "Yea you're a dirty one aren't you" and then you smack it?

Oh and your terrible "insults" sound just like when those "IRS" scammers aren't successful on phone calls right when they realize they've been had and wasted 30-40 minutes for nothing.

You can do better.

Frickin weirdo.

Imagine being so distraught about being an unloved virgin you have to pretend you sleep with people's mum's

Shaked’s favorite movie

Wow, you came back with a mum joke? How original of you.
Why do you have a weird fixation on mum's? Did yours not hug you enough? Or maybe she hugged you a bit too much

I just masturbated not once, but twice to your reply. Please let me go for a third

Out of curiosity, how old are you? Double digits yet?

Building wheels for 25 years and you still can't do it properly? GG