worst/stupidest BMX advice

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5/2/2014 7:12 AM

thought it would be funny to hear what bad advice you guys have been given about anything bmx


For me it would probably be when the guy at my LBS told me i needed half link chain to ride freestyle because a full link chain wouldn't allow me to accelerate fast enough and would be too heavy.

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5/2/2014 7:17 AM

"Dude quit scootering and get a bike"

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5/2/2014 7:28 AM

Get a lighter bike

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5/2/2014 8:11 AM

try to get sponsored

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5/2/2014 8:21 AM

"Buy those grips. they make barspins easy."

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I now have a more or less stock sunday scout with a complete Demo rear wheel. Sue me

5/2/2014 8:26 AM

"Buy a frame made by S&M, it'll be perfect."

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5/2/2014 9:21 AM

"Pro bikes have small sprockets and walmart bikes have big sprockets. If it has a small sprocket, get it." Or skateboarding, "If the deck is con-caved, it's a pro board, even though it says mongoose on it."

Not really advise, but those are things I've heard.

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5/2/2014 9:37 AM

"Why don't you get a road bike?"

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5/2/2014 9:55 AM

I took a rim to shop to get trued and they told me "this rim will never be strait again. That's what you get for buying double wall rims, they suck. You need to get some alex triple walls. They are the new standard. " this was only last year, the shop ruined my rim too.

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5/2/2014 10:20 AM

"Put sand in your hub, it makes it louder" -VitalBMX users

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5/2/2014 11:23 AM
Edited Date/Time: 5/2/2014 11:23 AM

You should butY this complete monty front wheels rather than lacing that shitty hub (odyssey vandero v2) to your rim.

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5/2/2014 11:51 AM

"dude, get some plastic pedals. nobody runs alloys any more"

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5/2/2014 12:12 PM

One time I saw a photo of this kid I didn't like feeble stalling a ledge that doesn't slide at all & I told him it's really fun to haul ass at it and smith grind. Haha idk if he ever tried it though.

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5/2/2014 12:25 PM

"WD40 yur headsets iz makes it spurn faster"

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5/2/2014 1:14 PM

"Dude, just duct tape your foot to your pedal and then you can't take your foot off anymore!"

"Put WD40 on your tires after a long day of riding and they will stay grippy!"

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5/2/2014 1:16 PM

^Those are the dumbest things that I've heard.

One time I kept messing with this one kid trying to tell him that 360s were barspins and barspins were 360s and he said "No dude! You don't know your tricks!" and I said "What do you mean? I eat Tricks for breakfast everyday! I know my Tricks!"

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5/2/2014 1:28 PM

Stocksy wrote:

^Those are the dumbest things that I've heard.

One time I kept messing with this one kid trying to tell him that 360s were ...more

Stupid kid, everyone knows tricks are for rabbits!

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