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3/31/2015 5:09 PM

Some assholes stuffed goldfish into my pivotal seat hole while I was in class. Should I lock it at the same place and wait there during lunch and brunch and then get revenge on those fixie fags?

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3/31/2015 5:21 PM

Bring hot dogs to school and when you get a chance, take their seat/post out of their seat tube and slide them down in there, then put the seat back on. They won't notice it right away but once the weather starts warming up, that shit will rot and reek like all hell.

Trust me when I say it's highly unpleasant. I did this to my friend before as a prank.

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3/31/2015 5:31 PM

That sounds like an awsome prank I gotta try that on someone

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3/31/2015 5:33 PM

nah, pour milk in the frame. same smell effect but it works faster and gets into bearings and stuff. or if you have time on you hands, break open a pump and use it to fill their tires with water.

or theres the more harmless route of covering the bike in stickers or reflectors. or moving the 48 spline cranks 1 spline off. or cover their grips in glue.

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3/31/2015 5:52 PM

sundaybmxRR wrote:

Bring hot dogs to school and when you get a chance, take their seat/post out of their seat tube and slide them down in there, then put the seat back on. They won't notice it right away but once the weather starts warming up, that shit will rot and reek like all hell.

Trust me when I say it's highly unpleasant. I did this to my friend before as a prank.

this works better with week old shrimp from an all you can eat buffet
or use raw chicken, dogs, cats, flies and pretty much any wild animal will oddly be attracted to their fixie...

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3/31/2015 5:56 PM

Velo/Raptor wrote:

nah, pour milk in the frame. same smell effect but it works faster and gets into bearings and stuff. or if you have time on you hands, break open a pump and use it to fill their tires with water.

or theres the more harmless route of covering the bike in stickers or reflectors. or moving the 48 spline cranks 1 spline off. or cover their grips in glue.

Milk would work great if you really didn't like the person haha. I always wanted to try the pump thing though.



Saran wrapping their bike is always funny too, same kid I did the hotdog thing too.

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Moving the cranks 1 spline over is funny too, I used to take my friends arm off and watch him get on it without knowing it was missing and he'd be like wtf haha.

Just remember a guy I ride with had every part on his bike loosened up as a prank and he flipped the fuck out over it, there's a video of it and him flipping out over it is so priceless

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3/31/2015 6:04 PM

stole it and i never got it back

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3/31/2015 6:05 PM

I pissed on my own bike a couple years ago haha

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3/31/2015 6:26 PM

At my local trails people have pissed on some guys grips and done the seattube thing with a banana and baloney. I think i'm gonna do the banana one.

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3/31/2015 6:58 PM

oahz24 wrote:

At my local trails people have pissed on some guys grips and done the seattube thing with a banana and baloney. I think i'm gonna do the banana one.

why? was he using metal pegs?! lol

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3/31/2015 7:02 PM

Superglue the valve on the tube so there's no way he can inflate or deflate the tires.

And he has to destroy or puncture the tube to remove the tire.

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3/31/2015 7:32 PM

^^ Just reminded me of another one..

Get a little ball bearing from a headset or something, anything as long as it's small enough to fit inside a valve cap. Take their valve caps off, put the ball bearing in there then screw the valve cap on very slowly until you hear it start hissing. Make it so it's just barely hissing so they won't hear it, but after some time it will let all the air of their tires while they're riding.

I'm not sure if that will work on presta valves though.

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3/31/2015 7:52 PM

sundaybmxRR wrote:

^^ Just reminded me of another one..

Get a little ball bearing from a headset or something, anything as long as it's small enough to fit inside a valve cap. Take their valve caps off, put the ball bearing in there then screw the valve cap on very slowly until you hear it start hissing. Make it so it's just barely hissing so they won't hear it, but after some time it will let all the air of their tires while they're riding.

I'm not sure if that will work on presta valves though.

alternatively get a large ball bearing, drill a small hole in it, knot it with fishing line and drape it down the steerer tube with the line tied to the thing the fork bolt threads into in
it pings and annoys the shit out of peop;e

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3/31/2015 8:07 PM

take a shit on a plate and use a paintbrush to coat the entire bike in it.

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3/31/2015 8:09 PM

Simple but effective haha.


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4/1/2015 5:37 AM

Get some of the larger fishing weights and add a few down the seat tube each day, each week, whatever.

As far as the food Idea, mix some fish and whole milk or sweet cream. The faster it turns, the better.

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4/1/2015 5:56 AM

Quit being a little girl and just douse that shit in gas and fire it up.

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4/1/2015 8:03 AM
Edited Date/Time: 4/1/2015 8:04 AM

I beat a kids bike with a bat when i was younger because he just walked in my house and took a shit when i told him no (didn't like him then he was immature) that was pretty funny but a bit too far.

Loosen stem, wheels, make brake pads hit everything but the rim, take sprocket bolt.



Or, beat one of them or their fixies until you get in big trouble, that's probably what i'd do.

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4/1/2015 11:01 AM

Could always just loosen someone's front axle bolts and wait for them to cruise down the street and do a bunnyhop

But that is pretty evil

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4/1/2015 12:44 PM

bobPA wrote:

Simple but effective haha.


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ahahaha

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4/2/2015 6:01 AM

How the fuck do you put a goldfish in that tiny hole? ( was it mutilated and squished )?

What dickhead comes up with weird shit like that?

Why brings a goldfish to school?





Did you mean your seat tube?!

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4/2/2015 7:52 AM

Flip their front end over. AKA take the stem off, pull the fork, and put it back on upside down. Then hotdog or raw meat the seat tube. Loosen valve stems in the tube for chronic leaks, (just a tiny bit), a bearing in a little grease in the handlebar is fun too. Then when they drop a curb or hit a bump it will start to rattle around.

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4/2/2015 8:12 AM

I've done the hotdog down the seattube before to a kid. One time one of my friends took a piss on my back wheel so I snapped his skateboard.

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4/2/2015 8:54 AM
Edited Date/Time: 4/4/2015 6:49 AM

Unless the fish was already dead that is animal crueltly and they could get in trouble tongue

Or the food which is just an asshole move. Find out who it was, pull the goldfish out and eat it while staring them down.

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4/2/2015 10:11 AM

Worst thing? They borrowed my bike and landed the move I kept bailing on in 2 tries.

Wish he just pissed on my grips.

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4/2/2015 10:21 AM

I tricked this one kid into drinking a monster with piss in it. Haha

He deserved it, he was a dick.

I never pull pranks on people i ride with. I don't wanna be responsible for fixing it so i don't do it. I think Saran wrapping a bike is awesome though. Good and harmless.

I think a good prank would be like putting their chain to one side of the driver so it doesn't engage the thing and when they pedal it doesn't work. Funny and easy to fix.

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4/3/2015 7:30 PM

sundaybmxRR wrote:

^^ Just reminded me of another one..

Get a little ball bearing from a headset or something, anything as long as it's small enough to fit inside a valve cap. Take their valve caps off, put the ball bearing in there then screw the valve cap on very slowly until you hear it start hissing. Make it so it's just barely hissing so they won't hear it, but after some time it will let all the air of their tires while they're riding.

I'm not sure if that will work on presta valves though.

bmxsteve99 wrote:

alternatively get a large ball bearing, drill a small hole in it, knot it with fishing line and drape it down the steerer tube with the line tied to the thing the fork bolt threads into in
it pings and annoys the shit out of peop;e

lmao thats a good one for people like me who cant stand any dinging or rattleing. id have it apart immediately

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4/3/2015 7:33 PM

sundaybmxRR wrote:

^^ Just reminded me of another one..

Get a little ball bearing from a headset or something, anything as long as it's small enough to fit inside a valve cap. Take their valve caps off, put the ball bearing in there then screw the valve cap on very slowly until you hear it start hissing. Make it so it's just barely hissing so they won't hear it, but after some time it will let all the air of their tires while they're riding.

I'm not sure if that will work on presta valves though.

bmxsteve99 wrote:

alternatively get a large ball bearing, drill a small hole in it, knot it with fishing line and drape it down the steerer tube with the line tied to the thing the fork bolt threads into in
it pings and annoys the shit out of peop;e

MoMoney wrote:

lmao thats a good one for people like me who cant stand any dinging or rattleing. id have it apart immediately

i went crazy from a busted headset bearing i couldnt get out. i ended up puting a little glue in the top tube and shaking it till it stuck lmao

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