you know you're a redneck bmxer when

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7/26/2010 7:55 AM

you didn't wear a pants and you got paint thinner on your dick.
you didn't go to walmart and buy a 1$ mask to help prevent you from inhaling some of the fumes that you inhaled while painting your bike camo.
you put a sticker on your bike that said "everything i needed to know about islam i learned on september 11th"
you did this in the middle of the day during summer.

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7/26/2010 8:04 AM

stfu new fag

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7/26/2010 8:54 AM

ok not all islamics are bad.

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dont think of it as rape, think of it as surprise sex. and who doesnt love a surprise?

7/26/2010 10:05 AM

this could be interesting...

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BMX riding Cop... Let that sink in for a minute.

7/26/2010 10:23 AM

stfu you ignorant asshole
and no one cares about your stupid story

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7/26/2010 10:25 AM

LorenzoGallegos wrote:

stfu you ignorant asshole
and no one cares about your stupid story

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7/26/2010 10:27 AM



you know your a redneck bmx'er when you take the time to make this thread and waste all of our time
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7/26/2010 10:56 AM

REDNECKS SUCK!

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7/26/2010 11:04 AM

alex517 wrote:

REDNECKS SUCK!

HAHAHAHA

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7/26/2010 11:04 AM

alex517 wrote:

REDNECKS SUCK!

HEY!.....my dads one (but he's a loser) and half my town are.....I think I am to.

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You can ride reel good, but i bet you cant crash as good as i can

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7/26/2010 11:11 AM

That was not funny so I hope that's not what you were going for....

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7/26/2010 11:31 AM

wow, your a fucking dumbass. how did you manage to get paintthinner on your tiny dick? thats a small target. o yeah. rednecks are faggots.

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does this look infected?

if you aint got pegs, you aint got skills

7/26/2010 11:40 AM

hello jesse glover

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ferthebirdz wrote: my pegs are called cranks..

7/26/2010 11:57 AM
Edited Date/Time: 4/15/2016 3:42 AM

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Mostly peaceful posting on vital.

7/26/2010 11:58 AM

brentrides wrote:

hello jesse glover

How have u been captain smokey?

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MY NAME IS NOLAN, NOT JIM
MOTW 06/28/10 - 07/04/10
Refs: spikez5, dallybiker45

7/26/2010 12:00 PM

brentrides wrote:

hello jesse glover

senorita jim wrote:

How have u been captain smokey?

the fuck?
are you talking to me?

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ferthebirdz wrote: my pegs are called cranks..

7/26/2010 12:02 PM

brentrides wrote:

hello jesse glover

senorita jim wrote:

How have u been captain smokey?

brentrides wrote:

the fuck?
are you talking to me?

No I'm talkin to everyones good friend smoke. Doesn't u remember?tongue

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MY NAME IS NOLAN, NOT JIM
MOTW 06/28/10 - 07/04/10
Refs: spikez5, dallybiker45

7/26/2010 12:12 PM

senorita jim wrote:

How have u been captain smokey?

brentrides wrote:

the fuck?
are you talking to me?

senorita jim wrote:

No I'm talkin to everyones good friend smoke. Doesn't u remember?tongue

yea i do
you just got me all conufzzeled
jesse glover, smoke, and now this dude are the same fgt

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ferthebirdz wrote: my pegs are called cranks..

7/26/2010 12:49 PM

brentrides wrote:

the fuck?
are you talking to me?

senorita jim wrote:

No I'm talkin to everyones good friend smoke. Doesn't u remember?tongue

brentrides wrote:

yea i do
you just got me all conufzzeled
jesse glover, smoke, and now this dude are the same fgt

hahha im sorry i just have so much hate for the guy i get excited haaah

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MY NAME IS NOLAN, NOT JIM
MOTW 06/28/10 - 07/04/10
Refs: spikez5, dallybiker45

7/26/2010 12:55 PM

CALI bikerman wrote:

wow, your a fucking dumbass. how did you manage to get paintthinner on your tiny dick? thats a small target. o yeah. rednecks are faggots.

You're just full of hate aren't you?

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7/26/2010 1:26 PM

Twisted654 wrote:

You're just full of hate aren't you?

hahah lol u should do a check thing to see if killin time is jesse glover/smoke

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MY NAME IS NOLAN, NOT JIM
MOTW 06/28/10 - 07/04/10
Refs: spikez5, dallybiker45

7/26/2010 2:26 PM

CALI bikerman wrote:

wow, your a fucking dumbass. how did you manage to get paintthinner on your tiny dick? thats a small target. o yeah. rednecks are faggots.

Twisted654 wrote:

You're just full of hate aren't you?

senorita jim wrote:

hahah lol u should do a check thing to see if killin time is jesse glover/smoke

It is he admitted it another thread.

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7/26/2010 2:48 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/15/2016 3:42 AM

the only redneck thing that is good for bmx is the s&m redneck stems.

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